2:12:14 within reason, but everyone's pretty reasonable about that. But we'll also give you an Associate Executive Producer credit which is a real Hollywood credit and it is good for your life and you can use it anywhere Hollywood credits are recognized including imdb.com $300 or more you become an executive producer We will read your note and we have a special promotion for the Insanites in the order of the red heart where you get to find looking lapel pin along with your night ring or your dame ring. And, we start off with Sean Brannon. In Avon, Indiana $1,000 right off the bat. He says I'm glad you are doing well John. I donated 1,000 for the red knight promo please amend my note to add my title C-lex is pronounced with a long out silex with a long eye sounds like I don't die John We need you please night me sir Silex of Avon Indiana
2:13:10 Well, there's a call if I ever heard one. Don't die! Yeah, that's a good one Thank you Sean Onward with Sir Jan the innkeeper in Amsterdam Ah, Sir Jan Yes, Sir Jan Sir Jan 3333 Dear John and Adam hope this donation finds you well Adam, I would be happy to accommodate you and Tina in my hotel in downtown Amsterdam for free What about me? Send me an email for this, uh...for the full duration of your stay in Amsterdam or just a few nights. This donation brings me to another knighthood which I would like to give to Kheel? Heal? Cheel? Heal? No it's Kheel. He would like to be known as Sirk from the banks of the river Amstel
2:14:06 As bit my best friend says childhood he deserves a little wind in de rug. Wind in de rug. Wind in de rug. Wind in de rug. Which means tailwind, he needs a little tailwind, a little wind in the back Hmm above all he has been hitting people in the mouth Relentlessly relentlessly for the last five years. Thank you for your courage warm regards sir Jan the innkeeper of Amsterdam, thank you He's got a hotel yes. He is offered this several times I Really appreciate it the problem is I like staying at the airport
2:14:43 Yeah, this is something I learned from you a long time ago. Yes great several good John C Devorak travel tips one of them is you never eat fish before you fly ever certainly not sushi or anything oh no sushi and especially Shellfish no shellfish before you fly bad idea and staying at the airport is just the best It's like you arrive, boom! You're in your hotel room. You gotta leave... What is stressful? You got to get a car, on time there is going to be traffic. Stressful but thank you Sir Young. You should tell me what the name of the hotel was I'd be happy to promote it
2:15:26 Yeah, do that. Al Lebel is in Newark Delaware sends $333 and 33 cents I do not see a note i'm sure that will come later if he did send one so in the meantime hey double up karma you've got karma And we go to our oh look at the era did arian our buddy in Chabuco Canyon, California sir erradic aryan Yes three three three and he has a nice note. He says thank you Thank You sir era Coming in with a short row of ducks to two to Zadok Brown the third from Makawao, Hawaii Also no notes. So we will give you a double up karma as well. You've got Moving on to Eli the coffee guy in Bensonville Illinois 204 19
2:16:23 And then he has a critique. John, I gotta disagree with what you said last show regarding farmers markets being a gyp! It's one of the few places... Of course he does his selling there. He sells a lot at the farmers market, I'm sure Yeah well.. He is not selling produce though. It's one of the few places left where you actually know what your buying Most of what you get by the way You go to some of these farmers markets There is this one in Georgia very famous You go in there and you have to be really careful because they have some of the greatest fresh tomatoes, Georgia tomatoes. And you pull a couple out that once at the bottom are rotten. I mean they pull this stunt at farmers markets constantly. I've seen this with strawberries in the farmer's markets and my neck... It's a jip let's just be honest about it. It can't be okay but generally speaking they could do better
2:17:18 Most of what you get at the grocery store isn't local. True, peppers from Peru, beef from Brazil, garlic from China markets are mostly smaller growers using better practices making better product I agree yet cost more it shouldn't but a lot of that is taxes insurance and just trying to survive, especially in a business-friendly place like Illinois and California. Business unfriendly places is what you meant to say? Yes I do agree with you that pretty much everything out there has become too damned expensive however gigawatts is both the high quality and affordable coffee which is a rarity in this day and age so visit GigawattCoffeeRoasters.com use the code ITM20
2:18:04 For 20% off your order, stay caffeinated Eli the coffee guy. Very nice thank you very much Eli the coffee guy we move on to Linda Lou Patkin Castle Rock Colorado $200 by the way I gave some we had Rob Carty the constitutional lawyer over at The House Friday with his lovely wife Maggie yeah and I gave him some of the gigawatt Little John's Candies collab chocolate bars. Oh, that's a good one. Oh man It's it's a great party favor people love it So Linda Lou Patkin is in Castle Rock California and would you know what she says? She wants jobs karma And has a note that says your resume has about 10 seconds to make an impression and most don't
2:18:52 For a resume that gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com Linda helps professionals and executives turn their experience into a clear story of leadership results and impact That's Image Makers Inc with the K and Linda Liu Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Yes. Oh, I'm sorry? Yes. You know the problem is that I thought that was the end but it's not No. And I was doing something... I was doing some housekeeping What in the world were you doing man?!
2:19:34 Paul Summers in Bath, Pennsylvania. 200 bucks he's got no note no nothing so he gets a double up karma yes he does you've got karma and that brings us to William Calderone from Orlando Park Illinois well a lot of two-hundreds today call me tree horn okay tree horn deducing impossible you've been de douched He said, if not all good glad John's back. No of course I got a deduction for you done my friend. Yeah of course. Done! Adam Proventure in Frankfurt Deutschland Hi Adam and John thank you for your courage hello to all the producers in Canada
2:20:21 Canada. I would like to call my cousins Patrick and Brendan out! I'd like to call them out as douchebags. Yeah, they need a little girl yay and a John's donate. You've got... Donate! Donate! Karma All right, now we have a few below the fold but we do like thanking people like Gregory Zachman from Roanoke Virginia $188.88 that's a belated give John a reason to live donation he wants a deduce you've been de-douche and there she is Dame Rita Sparks Nevada also with 188 88 ITM John Adam health karma to JCD and all the knowage in family thank you for your courage she said she's always they almost always there
2:21:21 Sir Adriel, yes and Michelle Cartmel. Sir Adriel hmm and Michelle Cartmell Warman Saskatoon 169 69 supporting the show as much we can love you both! Kevin Drazich in Brentwood California $150 thank you very much gents he says Oh, there's Sir Higger a hugger of kitties in Zaandam the Netherlands 1 2 3 dot 4 5 and he wants some health karma I'll give that to you at the end for three kiddies Leela thyroid and liver cancer Rambo epileptic and retaining fluid behind his lungs due to heart issues Which is bad as John knows and Kenny who has only has bacterial hepatitis not well man. Oh
2:22:05 I'm gonna give him some Cal Hearth and Health Karma right now for the kiddies. You've got karma Nathan Cochran comes in with 1 2 3 4 5 you know Nathan he plays bass for Mercy Me check out their new movie, I Can Only Imagine II it's a good one you'll love it think its streaming now And there is David Fugazotto from Gladstone Missouri with 1111 that's a nice row of sticks and here's the arch...here's the Duke Of The Arabian Peninsula. Yes, in America's heartland thank you Ben Shank in by Halia Mississippi
2:22:47 Did I get it right? Yeah. Yay! 105-35 and he wants that credit to go to Ben Shanks, and he wants some Jobs Karma coming up at the end Dame Early Turtle Topeka Kansas 103 33 Todd Voss Davenport Iowa 100 Paul Ruge in Fort Thomas Kentucky 100 Sir Kubo...I'm sorry What a name! R-U-U-G. Rouge, maybe it's rouge? Ruge? Ah, rouge! Sir Kubopedia, Minnetonka Minnesota 9999 happy late birthday to me April 15th or as they call it New Years and he also wants jobs karma he is starting a new gig on Monday Connie Wolls in Hagenoord in the Netherlands 8888 and she says Adam & John I heard his sermon about the number eight and knew I had to donate
2:23:37 Eighth day for circumcision, eight days for the Feast of Tabernacles. Eight days to clean the temple. The eighth day is a new beginning! 88-88, A reason for John to live!! And we pray he will believe God and also receive eternal life. Many think that... And here we are with the other eights, the 8008. The boob donation from Kevin McLaughlin He is the Archduke of Luna lover of America and boobs and he says God bless America and boobs donations must be suffering because of the economy not the quality of the show Thank you Sir Doherty Stephens or Stevens City Virginia 75
2:24:14 Doug Andrews, Sykesville Maryland 75. Richard J Linguist 74-74 still celebrating John's birthday he says Kenneth Weinstock in Tucker Georgia 6502 there is a chip donation for you Yay! Sarcastic the Nomad, Wyoming, Pennsylvania. Smallboob6.006 please deduce Charlie McGee You've been de-douche'd He is a struggling journalist attended his first meetup at Ed's Tavern in Charlotte. Sarcastic the Nomad Sir Kevin O'Brien, Chicago Illinois also small boob 606 or Don Francis in Chandler Arizona Small boobs love is lit. He says Dean Roker double nickels on the dime 55 10 Christopher Vessel burger and Leipzig
2:25:00 Okay, yes the big meetup on April 30th. I guess he's organizing it in Germany and he says thank you for your courage Everybody gathered at the Leipzig meet up on April 30th We can't wait to hear the meat upper board John Matero media Pennsylvania 53 33 That's a war mode donation, shouts to Billy and Spud. Kent O'Rourke, Frostburg Maryland 5272 John Battles in Waco Texas 5272 These are 50s with fees I'm pretty sure Matthew Cargo 5272 He says I've had too many surgeries for my age I could not imagine being awake during them love you both Did you ever talk to Rob about that? You're in contact- I am going to be talking to Rob shortly Okay because this is an outrage Greg Hartlaub uh...5272
2:25:43 Dame Nancy of the confused San Bruno, California 52 44 She says thank you for the best podcasting universe tech guy Ty Somerville Tennessee 51 50 51 73 is the November Juliet 8 x-ray and we say 73 is to you Rory was busca Van Halen donation 5150 keeping the dream alive Gabriel Adams, Newport Tennessee $50.08 from East Tennessee Thank God John is risen! May God bless you and everyone you love and care for. Thank you for your courage here the 50s Michael Sikora from Lake Elmo, Minnesota We have Scott Lavender Montgomery Texas Noah McDonald Traverse City Michigan Simon James from London The UK William Jamison marks Mississippi Andrew goose at Greenboro North Carolina Terrence Boyer in Tuscola Illinois Ryan Acido in Argyle, Texas Grant Clift is
2:26:42 in Cherryville, North Carolina Jack School in Yanktown Florida Alan Marchione and Salem New Hampshire we have Christopher Don Kosky Don Koskey in Lindenhurst New York that one guy with the face In Greenlee Colorado Dane Anderson and Winnipeg Manitoba. He's a first-time donor needed deductions You've been deduced the newsletter works max is in Cape Town South Africa he ran a 30k PB today and his time was 3 hours and 33 minutes time to donate no kidding strike which is some
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2:28:12 Here's our list. Sir Kubopedia, celebrate on the 15th. Kat wishes her boyfriend Ash Gavai a happy birthday he turned 41 yesterday Emily happy birthday to her smoking hot bald husband Bruce He turns 40 today and sir Mark wishes his smokin' hot best day man wife, Dame Maria of the Greek Kingdoms. A very happy birthday! These of course are the organizers of our fantastic meetups in Indianapolis she celebrates on Tuesday Happy Birthday from everybody here at The Best Podcast In The Universe! And now I have the big and great pleasure... Behold the Order Of The Heart Pure of Purpose Right From The Start In The Morning Brave & Smart
2:29:04 Yes! One special nighting the Order of the Heart goes to Sean Brannan. Sean, I believe you go to noagendarings.com and give us all the information so we can give you that extra-special Order of the Heart lapel pin which will look very handsome on you. I am convinced of it. And we do have two knights to celebrate, including Sean Brandon. So if you could get out your blade there John... There ya go! Oh it's so... You can barely lift it It's so puny Alright Sean hop on up here Now its official along with Kheel
2:30:02 Both of you, directly or indirectly have supported the best podcast in the universe in an amount of $1,000 or more. That means that you joined that exclusive club of No Agenda Knights and Dames And I am very proud to pronounce the KD as Sir Silex of Avon and Sir Heel from the banks of the River Amsel For you gentlemen we have Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys & Chardonnay We've got Fish Pie & Felicia Redheads & Ryes Beer & Blunts We have all girls in coffin varnished, Ruben S. Rubin and Rosé, Bong hits and bourbon sparkling cider and escorts, ginger ale and gerbils breast milk and pablament as always we have