2:44:37 So thank you, artists. Now let us thank our executive and associate executive producers for episode 1653. Again, the way this works is anything above $200 is an associate executive producer between $200 and $300. A credit you can keep and use for life and use anywhere where it's appropriate, where credits are recognized, including imdb.com, your business cards. your LinkedIn profile, your social media profile. 300 and above is an executive producer and if anyone ever questions this let us know because we will gladly vouch for you. And we kick it off with, it must be an instant night, I don't know, I don't think we've seen this name before. We had no note from him. Joseph Smolik.
2:45:21 from Kirtland, Ohio and he just goes ahead and dumps $1,000 right there. That's someone who gets it. And he must have received some incredible value for him to return that much and we are grateful. No, take us later. A note later. If he sends a note later, we'll gladly take it. So no note means he gets a double up karma. Thank you very much. You've got karma. So now we have Captain Ralph with also what looks like no note, but there was a lot of notes and he came in with 777. Why is that? Because he's a 787 pilot. I don't know why he didn't donate the 787, but he donated 777. And he's the one who sent... Did we read his note about 787 problems? He says, I'm a captain on the Dreamliner. I can give you some insight.
2:46:15 Let me see if I thought I heard from the tech department is that they're aware of the FCC flight control computer and they're called PFCs on the 787 primary flight computer problem. They do resets within the 21 day interval. Primary flight display. He says PFC. Oh, it's when the airplane detects failure of all three PFCs, it goes into a mode called direct mode and several features are not available anymore. But the plane is fully controllable and safe for landing and flight. Wow. No, he says I love your show. I've been listening for two years and I've been a douchebag but like to fix this with a donation. So we went back and forth quite a bit because he wanted to donate via a bank transfer for political reasons, I'd say. And he managed to get it through and it came in at 777. We'd appreciate that. Oh man, that's great. Captain Ralph.
2:47:08 Captain Ralph, thank you so much. Appreciate that. Yes, we read that note much earlier. I mean, I don't think we've ever read that full note. Sir Bobby checks in with 509 23. and says, four more years! Four more years! From Sir Bobby, the re-doer. And that's it. Thank you, Sir Bobby, we appreciate it. Well, and some nice notes today. Yeah, good ones. Sir Stoner Boner in Kent, Washington, where they all are, 442.15, Adam and John dropping in for my annual 420 executive producer donation, here to thank you for being part of our lives. Cheers to the best podcast
2:47:47 in the universe, sir. Stoner boner. You know, there's only one comment I had about the noagendaabc.com coloring book. On the back it says, it doesn't say the best podcast in the universe, it says the greatest podcast in the universe. Oh, correction is needed. Which I'm okay with. It doesn't, we don't have to change it. I'm surprised, well you know, we would, I, yep, should have been caught. It's a typo. And I think we should do a new run and these will be collector's items. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. Now I'm thinking like you. We move on to John Owens from St. Pete, Florida. 420-24. Perfect. This was a 420 donation for Saturday. Greetings, Zionist shills. In the morning from... Hey, it's working, John. In the morning from sunny St. Petersburg. First time donating. Well, that means a... You've been de-douched.
2:48:46 First time donating, however, I do listen on the Fountain Podcast app, so I do always stream you shekels. No jingles, no karma, all love. God is good. Thank you. Sir Mark in Greenwood, Indiana, to 35093. And that's the end of our 420 promotion. Two people. Well done. switcheroo donation plus fee from sir mark of the greenwood to his keeper Dame Maria Maria of the Greek kingdoms to celebrate her show day birthday April 21st donation birthday note to my keeper the love of my life and wife Dame Maria of the Greek kingdoms I celebrate your birthday by supporting you as a producer show 16th
2:49:33 53 of the best podcast in the universe grateful to your parents in heaven who brought you into this world and to him who smiled when he finally brought us two together your humble knight and servant sir mark of the Greenwood Warden of the crossroads of love is lit. Oh, they have core 350 93 they of course to the Indiana Indianapolis meetups Sir Steven, Oswego, Illinois, 333.69, swazzle enough, prepping for my move to rural Georgia, my phone number included 69 and a 333, so I obviously need to send the donation for 333.69. And this bumps me up to count, so I'd like to transfer my peerage from Fox River Valley and the Chicago suburbs to Count Steven of Winder.
2:50:20 and the Great Smoky Mountains. Assuming Sir Dr. Sharky would appreciate the support. Still looking for my keeper, so send me some relationship karma to find me a southern belle in my soon-to-be new hometown. Soon-to-be Sir Stephen Count of the Windra and the Great Smoky Mountains. Well you bet sir, we'll all be on the lookout for you. You've got karma. Alan Finstin and Blaine Washington 333.33 and he sent a note in because this was a check. ITM Gents, it's been a long time. This has been a long time coming donation since my buddy Mark hit me in the mouth approximately one to two years ago. I will require a serious de-douching. And we got. You've been de-douched.
2:51:08 Let me also say that I own a bistro, wine bar and event space in fourth corner of the US on the US-Canadia... Canada line on the West Coast. The bistro will be hosting a fourth corner no agenda meetup on 5 5 24 for brunch at the Vault Bistro and Wine Bar 10 a.m. to 2 in good old Blaine, Washington, gateway to the USA. I can see socialism from my deck. I'm including a donation of 33333 also provide the aforementioned de-douching a goat karma as well as jobs karma for the restaurants if either two of you are in the hood please come by for a beverage and a delicious farm-to-table offering from our bistro I will host thank you we'll take you up on that thank you for your courage in the morning Alan
2:51:59 Finston Blaine Washington formerly of Palo Alto when it became unreasonable place to live. What's interesting... Or until it became. Okay, yes. And so he needs a goat karma? Is that what he needs here? Goat, uh, jobs karma. Oh, goat jobs karma. I'm sorry. Hold on a second. Hey goat get over here! This goat is very very very stubborn. Jobs karma with goat. Jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got Karma. And then we go to SirSomeone, SomeOne, Portland, Oregon, 333.33. I presume that's the name he wants. What do you think?
2:52:43 Well, actually I'm not sure. We'll go with that because that is a name. Well let me read his note here. He wrote in a note 3333. It's official! This donation makes me a knight! Haha! Oh I see so his name is Dane Frost and he will be a knight. The title Sir Someone of the Green Valley. For the roundtable I request... is that Pulk? Pulke. Pulke. What is Pulke? You know, I know the word. I don't know what it is offhand. Okay, I'll look it up. Okay, so it's pool K Okay, popcorn pool K and popcorn and no problem. We can do pool K and popcorn for you Onward with his note. I have a Mexican alcoholic beverage produced from the fermentation of the SAP From meat. It's a mead drink and also with agave mixed in some have mead beverage. It doesn't look good
2:53:41 That's what you say. But it's got low alcohol, 2-7%. Creamy, it looks like milk. And it has electrolytes. I bet. I haven't missed a show since 2016 and I must call on all you producers out there, donate now! Support the pod! Before John and Adam turn into gun salesmen. It's gonna happen. There you go. I am working on my own escape strategy. Exit? I resigned being a UPS delivery man due to a back injury. Now I've invented a product and founded a company to help our couriers, carriers, and all the people moving the world. To the knowage in the nation, check us out. Hook up your local delivery person and give us any feedback or value. Find us at beltshelf.org.
2:54:32 Yes, he sent me one of these belts. Oh, you got one? Yeah. Belt shelf. It's a nice product. He's really, this is a well thought out and you have to trim it yourself. You got to take the head off and then cut it down to size because the thing's a mile long. It's for a big fat guy. Oh, you put this on your belt and then you can kind of, so you hook it up to your belt and then you can hip carry your boxes. Yeah, I think what no what he sent me was a belt. I'm just looking at the website. Yeah, there's other things I guess that's what he sells as important. He didn't get I didn't get one of those well I do it. No, I do have some little clip on things or anything But otherwise, I think it's just it seems like a nice product belt shelf or please give me a hell Yeah, and a patriot karma. We have a heck. Yeah, which I think is what he means. Heck. Yeah You've got
2:55:30 Recipient list for knighthood shortly. The Indy No Agenda Tribal Meetup in Greenwood, Indiana, which seems to be the most successful outside of Local One who do a lot of meetings, but we never hear from them. Switcheroo raffle donation 24568 including certain PayPal fees. From the best monthly no agenda meetup gang in the universe the Indy no agenda tribal meetup Gary Goodman gets the nod from India Greenwood, Indiana. Thank you for your courage. I would like to hear
2:56:09 Shoot you with my noodle gun and an R2D2 karma, please. I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. I got my pasta glock locked and loaded. You've got a karma. Keith Yates is in Haltom City, Texas. Row of ducks 22 to 22 dot 22 in the morning Adam and John please accept this row of ducks as an appreciation for the hard work you two have put in week in and week out
2:56:44 I've been a listener since Adam's first appearance on JRE Rogan donation you guys help me keep me grounded in this world full of sensationalism and propaganda keep up the hard work and here's to four more years for more years I'd like to request anything from the good old Reverend Al and a JCD spooky donate jingle R-E-S-P-I-C-T Donate! Donate! David Weicker or David Wicker? Wicker. Is it? It's Wicker. Jacksonville, Florida 211.21. And he, this is yet another switcheroo to his red-hot mama, Jewess. Adam will have my note. Jewels! Oh, I said Jewess. You did this the last time.
2:57:46 Yes, a very long note. The L's on this spreadsheet look like eyes. Jules. AC, spot me a penny to get me 211.22. Well, of course I'll do that. Happy belated birthday to John. And then he has Luke 12, 4-10, which is very long, so I will read the last line. And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven. He says, Fear not, Gibbon Nation! Thank you for your courage, and let's go! He, of course, is Sir by His Grace, and he would just like the Obama jingle, You Might Die, which I have. You might die!
2:58:27 And we've completed the switcheroo for Red Hot Mama Jewels. I think you're up. I just read this. I just read one. Oh, you read the note by... Okay, well then I'll take Dave Sorensen in Winthrop, Washington. And he said, and he came in with 21060 and he says, ITM, this is a late report from the unofficial and under-advertised No Agenda Meetups, meetup recently held in Spokane at the Libertarian Party of Washington State Annual Convention. It's probably one of those that we... Some of these combo things we refuse to list. It was our honor and privilege to host Texas Slim this year. He hung out all weekend and gave us a great presentation on Sunday while his message is hard to hear. It's a wake up call which every man and woman needs to hear from sea to shining sea.
2:59:21 Pictured below you will see myself along with Slim Dame Laura of the Golden Mean and our special douchebag friend Miguel. Hopefully Miguel will soon find time to send you gentlemen five bucks and forever erase the infamy of his shame. No jingles, no karma. And thanks for all your hard work. Best, Dave Sorensen. Oh, Dave. Thank you very much. And yes, BeefInitiative.com for Texas Slim. And he has been hammering away that one of the one of the three largest beef producers in America, JBS, is owned by Brazil. And what happens if we get a tiff with Brazil, which I think we are?
3:00:06 We've always been in one. It's been going back and forth with the visas. Yeah, well, what we don't want is for them to say and rage quit their beef production. Yeah, I don't think they will. I hope not. Sell to the Argentinians, you know more about beef than the Brazilians. We have $200.33 from Sirimlike. He's in God's country, he says. Gents, millennial private investment producer here, too many 33s lately. One in particular that led to this donation. Shortly after looking at my battery life, 33%, then seeing 33 minutes left on my washing machine, I said to myself, I'll donate in a few weeks.
3:00:46 Then I look at the clock and I kid you not, 3.33 PM. Universe telling me it's time to chip in. Nothing new to report on my end. The market predictions from a month or two ago are shaping up well. No Fed cut, Nvidia cratering, but plenty of time for egg to end up on my face. Keep up the great work. Donald Trump. Trump don't trust Donald Trump don't trust China share a secret and anything Elra I'm dyslexic today anything you're falling apart anything Revelle Donald Trump don't trust China China is asshole oh there's no winning we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret R-E-S-P-I-C-T
3:01:34 And now we have Linda Lou Patkin and we have an error. Oh. Yes. Lakewood, Colorado, $200. And you notice it's not yellow. Jobs Karma for a remarkable resume that gets results. Go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs. She says this and she's been donating every show. That's imagemakersinc with a K dot com or find Linda Lou Patkin, the Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the producer list. She needs to be added to the birthday list. Linda. Because Earth Day is her birthday. Oh, and that rhymes. And it rhymes. Thank you for your courage, she says, Linda. Now Earth Day, if I'm not mistaken, is Monday. Yes, it's tomorrow. Another missed opportunity. No.
3:02:23 No. How is it a missed opportunity? I mentioned in the newsletter I promoted it. Oh you did. I didn't see that for some reason. You read it, you sent me a note. I did. There's no opportunity missed. It was the same opportunity you had with the 420 to double the two donations we got for that fine promotion. Hey, the having really got people to donate, didn't it? I forgot about that. That really worked. It was almost as spectacular as the eclipse. Like, okay. All right. Anyway, let's put Linda on the birthday list. I've got Linda on the birthday list. Thank you, Linda Lupatkin. Final associate executive. She didn't give us her age though. What is her age? I wonder. Oh, and she needs a jobs card, of course. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. No.
3:03:14 You should not ask her her age. That is indecent to ask a woman her age. I'm guessing 19. Mike Connor is in East Wakefield, New Hampshire. Comes in as the final Associate Executive Producer. $200 and he just says, thanks boys! Love the show. And with that, we want to thank all of the executive and associate executive producers of episode 1653. We appreciate so much what you do to keep everything rolling. It is very much appreciated. Of course, anyone who comes in under $50 is not mentioned. That is always for reasons of anonymity. And we have people on those sustaining donations, which you can make up yourself at noagendadonations.com, for the old-schoolers, dvorak.org, slash NA. And I'm going to have John go through the 50s, but I'd like to say that we have Nathan Cochran from Franklin, Tennessee with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, $123.45. That is another Mercy Me band member.