2:11:57 make goods which we're trying to catch up on from $14.99 and $1500, and I guess... No, we're delighted that some of these 15th anniversary well-wishes have just spilled over into today's show. We'll take us a little bit longer. A lot of them! Just another long segment. However— And we have all these suggestions that are coming in —I want to throw out there see what people think That we only read the notes from the top 10 donors. Oh, okay people are giving us suggestions... Yeah possibly I mean what what i see now on today's show? I see the notes are very short! Well note number eight or line eight which is note number nine actually uh even though it's from Sir Mark is long but it should have been read on the last show yeah No we're doing our best here to fix all this but anyway
2:12:58 Keep the ideas coming, we will figure this out and thank you to everybody who raised their hand with thoughts and ideas. And we kick it off with Marcel van Dongen in Kiritown which is... where is this place? I gotta expand this central region but Uganda? UG, I have no idea! I'm thinking that's Uganda Yeah, I think so. Sure it does. Let me look it up while you read that. Marcel says congratulations guys thank you for your courage shout out to my Dutch no agenda buddies and next time I will bring more Ivermemeh to Holland For a title I'd like to be named Sir Marcel of the Ivermehmeh Please give any karma necessary to the entire Karma world You've got karma That's indeed Uganda
2:13:51 How far is it from Kampala? I don't know, you mean Kirratown. I have no idea get a map up Mark Shanka's up and he's in Egan Minnesota $10000 this donation is for me to become an instanite And for my wife to become an Instadame nice. This is still in play I will send a note feel free to read on the next show Thanks guys Thank you. Sir Moses sent in a written note, greetings comrades! I hope this arrives in time for 1500. This donation amount is 826 with double credit should put me at barren status requesting R2-D2 baby making karma. Hold on a second, I hadn't quite gotten that. Here we go... here we got some R2-D2. You've got karma Nothing like some R2-D2 Karma Maria
2:14:48 Treant of Billy, I'm thinking and Mark Butchert. Well no it's...I think it's with an L...it's either Bucherl or Butcherl But one of the two. Greenwood, Indiana 679 based on accounting I donate 839 40 to bring myself to my and my keeper into no agenda royalty Maria my queen love of my life. I thank God every day for bringing us together and for our sharing all those no agenda live Saturdays Sundays together at our monthly meetups with our Indy No Agenda family Indianapolis
2:15:30 Happy fourth anniversary, sweetheart. Aww! Four years and they never had a fight! Henceforth Maria will be known as Dame Maria of the Great Kingdoms and Mark will be Sir Mark of the Crossroads Warden of the Greenwood. I don't know why this is funny... Goat karma for everybody! Yeah we got some of that for you right here. Service goat coming up. You've got karma Peter de Vries or as we would say in Holland, Peter de Vries. 512 Middleton Wisconsin queue up the great work says Pete that's it easy hit Mack Vegdal right after that he's in Savage Minnesota 511.05 dedouche please you've been deduced
2:16:24 Yeah, let me see what he has. Sir Mark... Wait wait wait! I wasn't finished reading. Oh He says dedouche add to the birthday list for November 5th So that's yesterday request TPP jobs karma night name wife's choosing It will be Sir Matt the Tolerated Round Table Edition Tattoo-a-Hay Cigars. And he says, note congrats on 15 years with the show! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma. There we go... Alright so Mark, Duke of Japan
2:17:06 Japan Sea and the disputed islands in Tokyo, 580. This came in last week actually, last show but here it is Dear John and Adam wow what can I say thanks for the changing our lives and filling them with amazing thought-provoking content for 15 years and 1500 episodes It never gets old! The early shows are pretty boring. Simply amazing! Having been a producer since day one, I want to mark this momentous occasion by naming my daughter Mila who is in her final year at school and will be heading to university in Europe
2:17:44 She is simply amazing too and I wanted to wish her luck as the decade as she decides where to go another way. She doesn't know yet And even more like as she prepares for a final exam stay Mila has a fantastic ring to it and I'm sure the title will really help her open doors, especially in Europe. And take her places! If you could prepare under John's supervision some of the finest smoked salmon and iberico ham at The Roundtable she will be even more... You got that big holder? That ham? I got one of those too. She will be an even more avid listener forever! Thank you
2:18:26 Thank you for your warm, warm friendship over the past 15 years and of course thank you for your courage. Sir Mark Duke of Japan, Japan Sea and the Disputed Islands." Thank you very much Mark! And of course if you want we'll make her the 1500 producer so that he credit corresponds but as always if anyone challenges her credit... We're here to vouch Curtis Rose in Cedarville, California 500 and a Curtis's what does courtesy here? He will become Sir geothermal of the surprise Valley hot springs. He sounds like plenty of food at the roundtable to go around So he doesn't need anything extra Thank you very much
2:19:10 Suzanne Tetz 500. We have donated before but this is the first note, thus we need a de-douching and an F cancer. Okay. You've been de-douched! You've got karma Maxime Belousov, Portland Oregon 500. This is for show 1500 probably a little late but better late than never we agree please deduce You've been de-douched And please knight me in Portland Oregon as Knight Max But we'll do it on the roundtable here for sure take care of you I'll do a couple more here Christopher Willis is in Henderson Tennessee Hendersonville Tennessee 500 no jingles No Karma Thank You
2:19:59 Paul Bowser, 500 parts unknown. John Adam I've been listening since episode 1300. Dedoosh me! You've been dedooshed And of course we continue with our 15th inflation special so you will be instant-ited as Sir Big Dog of Bowser's doghouse he has followed you John since Infoworld Yeah, that's a long time. He would like some... what does he want? Give me the full load he says but he means whole load. He wants a sexy ooh China is asshole and then shut up slave and some goats I'm gonna give you the whole load today. China is asshole! Shut up slave! You've got karma There ya go
2:20:52 Mr. Brown, another $500 very respectfully yours from Mr. RFIDer? RFIDEER! Okay requesting jingles none knighthood. You have a nun I don't remember that one Knighthood Sir Alfred original sinner and edgelord of the Twilight Throne The art by this bunch of weird characters in yeah, the art and to show mixes super cuts. Thanks again, Mr. RFID-er
2:21:28 Christopher Pruss, Bruce in Newmarket Maryland 500 I need a de-douche. Yes you do! You've been de-douched. I can smell it when you came in My first donation should have done so when I had more money am I producer? yes Am I a knight now? uh...yes with your BOGO 15 year promo? Uh..yes Will I be Sir Sprucey USA? Yass thanks for what you do stay safe no jingles just jobs karma Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Mika Parma. Uh...Mika or Micah Lovell? $500 no note Peter Smith 500 who would like to claim the title of Sir Strongbow Longfellow of the Last Frontier and he would like grilled cheese and tomato soup at The Roundtable I'm gonna go order that right away John pick it up
2:22:23 Yeah, first I'm going to interrupt with this note that was scanned. You probably have it in there scanned from Captain Caveman at 500 bucks that came in the last show. ITM, happy 15th anniversary and congratulations and we'll put it on the list of producers list. 1500 fantastic episodes is a substantial feat to be proud of way to go gents no jingles just yak karma for all those beings doing positive things in the universe. Where's my yak? Sorry I'm sorry, where did we have to put him on the list? We have to put him on the producers executive producer list. Okay But I don't see his I don't know see his note or he's a humbly request Well, I got like maybe didn't scan but I got was in the pile I Humbly requests from the peerage committee the night title. Okay He has to be under knighting lists are captain caveman and I don't know what is real name. Okay, just
2:23:26 Well, I'll read some more. I feel truly honored to have the opportunity to share some of the well-deserved treasure with you and Adam both You two definitely deserve more but this is most that I've spent on anything in over a decade Wow And it's what I want to share Well, I would what I would like to do is have him send in a note with his actual name or something and what he wants It feels a little So I just, okay. Tell me what to do! Well i'm getting...I've got this is a handwritten note Yeah Do we have his first name? I think he wants to be anonymous Okay anonymous and what will his it'll be Sir Captain Caveman yeah sir captain cave man all right
2:24:16 He's on there man, no problem. I don't want to interrupt you and make it worse but... But? You might like this he wants opium and MDMA at the table. What do you think i am some kind of druggy That's what it sounds like. MDMA He says you have everything else covered Of course Don't worry man, we also have a good cool story about opioids coming up Oh yeah? Yeah Good one funny Alright, ya karma for me here we go thank you ma'am You've got... karma And we have Kiski Technical Services 500 I'd like to be knight of the hole-up knee Hole-up who la? Hole Up Key
2:25:01 battling the GA Wump Keys for top billing. I should have given me a little bit of pronunciation guide, we've been making the aroma of cooked cabbage thing for generations in Slovak households and like to hit my sister Lori in mouth. That was the pronunciation key, go Wump Keys! We've had these on this show couple last week, last show. Oh, Go Wump Keys okay got it well then were set CK's up 490 Reno no note Chris Marble in West Springfield, Massachusetts 444.44 and he sent an email in that we don't have okay? Chris let me go into this one Wits wits wits wits aah Weider Zekowski yeah Sarasota Florida 432 10 no note Sean Collier in Henderson Nevada 425
2:26:03 Thank you for everything, gents. This should get me up to knighthood! I'd like to be knighted as Sir Sean of the Hydrologic Cycle. I would love it if you could have Chicago Deep Dish and Kirkland Chianti Classico at the roundtable." I've never tried the Kirkland Chianti Classico... I've tried Italian Kirklands on and off but not impressed Hmm interesting. Hey, aka in Beacon New York 38750 ITM it's a K this two-for-one thing makes me night accounting upon request please dub me sir Yeah of their yeah of there
2:26:47 You have a, okay. Yeah there. Ararat brandy for the round table God loves short notes It's fact it's fact to talk to him David Kotz in Cullowhee North Carolina 350 sharing after recent promotion To CIO well congratulations this is a two-for-one with my three previous 100 payments Please knight me Sir Dave of Western North Carolina Christal Burgers and Stella Artois At the round table. And please give me some goat karma! You got it, Stella... You've got... You know this is funny because Crystal Burger which is a clone of White Castle Oh
2:27:30 almost identical. I don't remember anyone ever requesting White Castle No, he's definitely had White Castles but never Crystal and I've never...I know because I pronounced it Cristal like the champagne. Yes you did! Cristal! I think Cristal...well this is like a prompter fail because i'm reading it I know the end of line is coming and it's capitalized K, and i'm like oh Cristal burgers okay thank you very much. Chris Holloman is in Novi, no vi we know how to... Nubby? Nubby! I know i'm doing this wrong 350 that's a Michigan this brings me to knighthood no jingles just some election karma for my school board race on Tuesday and please knight me sir chris or the mortar and pestle
2:28:16 And we certainly will and good luck. I'm gonna give you a little bit of goat to help you with that sir. You've got karma Daniel yeah, go ahead it no take it take it Daniel posselt in Green Bay Wisconsin 340 oh Packers No jingles, no karma with the double credits this brings me tonight hood you got it and does he have a name? Nope We'll do whatever you need there Brandon Took Saka and quicker can I interrupt for a second Just for Daniel's sake. Have you guys up in Green Bay ever thought that Aaron Rodgers is actually throwing in the games? This a suggestion what it what a blasphemy Brandon took his talk Isaka Quaker Town, Pennsylvania 333 69 no note found Michael Sisloh and Rotunda West Florida
2:29:09 He says, emails on the way. We didn't catch it 333 dot 34 Darren in Henderson Nevada also 333 dot 34 Please don't use my nasty name. Oh wait we couldn't pass up on this deal You should make me a night for now just baby making karma from me and my hot wife and health karma for My sister and her new human resource that arrives at the end of the month Goat that always helps you've got karma seems to go get the ladies going fizz Fizz. What a name! Fizz Dispense, okay in Unionville Pennsylvania Federman territory 333 dot 33 Happy anniversary John and Adam please knight me sir nitrogen Lord of gases Double up karma and shout out to the best manufacturer in the universe fizz dispense at fizzdog.com shameless ad expense what the heck is
2:30:11 Hold on a second, I gotta see physdog.com What is this? Physdog.com...I'm guessing it's the CO2 bottles Oh man! I'm gonna give them his double up conner first Here we go You've got... Double Up! Karma! Fizz Dispense Nitrogen Generators Made Easy Nitrogen generator? It says nitrogen generators made easy Fizz is a boutique manufacturer of nitrogen and zero air generation systems with a broad range of purities and flows.
2:30:48 Oh, use these in a bar I guess right? Yeah to nitrogen beer. You know they like to pump and get bunch of bubbles in there that are useless. So in the Netherlands farmers are committing suicide because of the nitrogen crisis and here... We're just throwing it away! Just throw into our beer over here what's going on this world has gone crazy Goodness all right, man. You got it at CompuPro Minister Ohio 333 dot 33 I will send my note via email didn't get that yet But you will be an icon to reference the compu pro yeah from com reference at old computer maker of the 1970s CompuPro Yeah, don't you pros out here in Oakland even before my time?
2:31:39 Yeah, oh definitely. I'm surprised this producer didn't send it through Pony Express? I'm surprised he was able to actually so long ago! It's like older than me. Now you're insulting him. Older than me! Joe Grillo in Ewing New Jersey You've been there 333 dot 33 Great show no jingles just a de-douching as this is my first donation. You've been de-douched Anonymous in Aurora California Also Colorado, which is where he is. $333 please keep me anonymous Did I miss the deadline for double credits? No my cheap ass can't pass up a deal like this Okay anonymous Sandra Ferreira in Brooklyn New York 3-3-3 Thank you both for hours of information and entertainment Greetings from Brooklyn That's good love you Ryan now donate Herman Stuurman