1:25:34 Let's thank our executive and associate executive producers for today's episode 1482 now we like to assign titles for people who come in over $200 that will be associate executive producer over three is Executive producer. These are credits that are really you can go look at IMDB right now You'll see all kinds of Hollywood big wigs who have also financed and executive produced episodes of No Agenda So it's a real thing, and we kick it off you okay? Bless you. With Kenan Cassidy, and Kenan is from Boise Idaho John and Adam thank you for the value you've provided to me over the last three years this is $1,000 This is long overdue! Alright I humbly request the title of Sir Cass ringleader of clown world
1:26:26 Yes, please reserve rib-eyes and red wine at the round table. John's choice of wine? Okay John do you have a choice that we should give for this fine producer I need to add that to the list A 2005 Riechborg Ooh hold on a second...a 2005 Riechborg Yeah r i c h e b o u r g And what kind of a wine is this It's probably one of the best burgundies you'll ever have in your life Is it expensive? Because the guys over at the round table gave me a weird look. Uh, it's uh... You could probably get a bottle for 500 bucks. No wonder they gave me a weird look! Alright! Jingle requests, Rub-a-Lyzer, goat karma and a dedouche-ing! You've been dedouched!
1:27:21 Mike, stand by. 333333. You've got karma and we'll see the podium later on Keenan Derek Campbell's up next and he's in Marcy New York I don't know where the hell that is 591 72 And he's got some jingles defend your freedom great giant voice system That's an oldie Fact check false. Long time boner, first-time donor can I get a de-douching? You've been de-douched! Please add me to the birthday list as I complete my 50th trip around the sun at 9 on 9 1 Adam you always mentioned being recognized for headbangers ball but what about
1:28:13 Dial MTV Yes, yes the precursor to total Rick to TRL Total Request Live yeah, I think it's not dial MTV for murder No It was dial MTV to get new kids on the block played which of course everybody hated so they've they messed with it Even though new kids on the block was number one were correct request for months and months. They never showed up That's strange. They never came to, oh they were supposed to show up but that was videos? No they were supposed to show up on the list for Dial M TV and they never appeared even though everyone seemed to be requesting it was the weirdest thing you think there was some corruption going on sounds like it I have a lot more to say but one to respect John's wishes and keep us succinct well thank you all
1:28:58 Alright, interesting choice of jingles. Thank you! We haven't played this in a long time. Intelligence work takes place within a strong legal framework. We operate under the rule of law and are accountable for it In some countries secret intelligence is used to control their people. In ours it only exists to protect their freedoms Protect their freedoms Where's the voice? This is not the giant voice. Wait, here it comes. Fact check false. There you go there's your giant voice system
1:29:58 They used to have one of those in San Francisco near the Mevio offices. Yes, first Tuesday of every month wasn't it? I think it was up more often than that but that was once a week but maybe not. But yeah they would sound almost identical to that and had the voice had the whole thing and it was pretty close I think there's like a few blocks away. I'm curious that this next This next entry on our list of donors today did not get his proper title assigned to him. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest Sir Dwayne Melançon There you go! The Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest Dwayne Melancon Newburgh Oregon 580 thank you very much grand duke happy birthday Adam oh 580 for 58 times 10 thank you
1:30:49 Could I have a biscuit? Oh, have a biscuit on this important day. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. And then he ends up with a little bit of Dutch. Van Harte gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag! Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Sir Jimmy in Summerfield North Carolina 34567 fantastic number we sold the first AC signed hollow book in over 1 000 shows fellas Oh, that's so funny. They're lined up! Thanks to No Agenda Social we have two more for sale right now on freeholobooks.com Get it while you can people. You got the Adam Curry signature in there I'm gonna be whatever comes after night, which is a baronet Thank you see he's not on the upgrade list though He just pushed this in there and nobody noticed so does that mean make him a baronet Baronets or Jimmy will be thanks fellas sir Jimmy a dude named Jeff from na social says thank you very much to Jimmy for a wonderful product and Adam & John for such a great show he would also
1:31:53 I'm not quite getting why he's relaying this information, but okay. Why not? He would also like to recommend everyone go check out YoNoAgenda dot com a marketplace of businesses from fellow No Agenda producers like Hollow Books if you or another No Agenda producer has a business that you would like included in the directory visit the site and submit their shop or service That's Y-A, noagenda.com. So it's ya, ya No Agenda. Ya No Agenda and shout out to the Smoking Hot Girlfriend he met at the No Agenda meetup last year. Holly B for being so sweet thank you for your courage. You know I hear more and more of this um i wonder if was a donation though but i think uh
1:32:47 Let's see, one of our producers wrote in and said what I do with my dates is first date. I take him to a meetup if they survive it past that they've got to listen to an episode you know? And then there's something worth considering It's trial by fire though that could backfire real bad We like it though. Thank you very much, Sir Jimmy. It wouldn't backfire because you would get out of the way whether or not you're going to get along with this woman...or guy. Carol Kemmerer is in Kutztown Pennsylvania with our favorite 333.33. Did I miss something?
1:33:33 What did I miss? Oh, I'm sorry. The problem is that the next one was also from Kutztown, Pennsylvania. Ah! Scott Kemmerer. Looks like they're in cahoots these two. I wonder if they live at the same address... Let's see… My son Sir Michael Black Knight of a dude named Ben punched me in my mouth for my birthday in May. I gave birth to him and this is all the thanks I get?! Being called out as a douchebag on the best podcast in the universe? Please D-Don't de-douche me immediately. You've been de-douched! And then Carol shows her heritage with the show by requesting, don't be a denier, don't look over here nothing to see here and coincidence I think not these are OG Carol i love it! The science is in! Science! Don't look over here! Nothing to see here
1:34:29 Coincidence? I think not. Oh, that was a different one. Yeah it's a very different one now it's interesting the sign don't be a denier we've had that I would say 13 years as one of our... It's very early on its actually stems from ClimateGate. ClimateGate so that was 2012 or 10 years was it ClimateGate 2012 earlier? No I don't remember really And don't be a denier, the science is in. It doesn't matter now decade further it's still the sciences in shut up! It's just an evergreen. It's beautiful evergreen Scott Kemmerer next in Cutstown Pennsylvania 333 dot 33
1:35:16 And he complains, my son Michael hit us in the mouth earlier this year but this is my first donation so please de-douche me. You've been de-douched! Let us honor... let us honor Michael for his work He has successfully made both of his parents support the show Yes Thanks Michael Good work My wife Carol will be sending in a similar donation when she has time. Which she did, she sure did! Please play You're Scaring Me Joe Biden, Resist We Much and Yack Karma Thanks Scott, Kurtstown Pennsylvania. But resist we much we must and we will much about that be committed you've got karma
1:36:14 I love that the family is definitely playing it together. Very cool, very cool Up next we have Bruno Baudry from Mascouche Mascouche. Quebec, Canada 333 dot 33 it's probably dollar-ets but we accept those and we're grateful for it. No that came in as American money Oh it did he wants ants that's true goat karma its pronounced mascous got that? As in de douche oh please deduce! You've been Deduced
1:36:54 This is our first Mascouche de-douche. You know, if you got a de-douche, you might as well do it with mascouches that's the way to go I am a Canadian exiled in Florida Oh! That's interesting So you don't have it that bad then? We're thinking like we gotta feel bad That's why came in American dollars Mmhmmm...I just played my fourth ice hockey game here and I got bit 16 times because my equipment was covered with these A holes Is that a term, uh hockey term I'm not under get bit? That a hockey term. I don't know never heard it You might get bit but you won't get bit by a hockey you get bit by some ants I got hands
1:37:43 I got ants. Uh, I don't know if you hit it... You know ants we have ant infestation. Hey play! Hey hit it dammit! I was thinking if you desiccated a pot of plants and then... You've got karma. Damn ants ruin everything. All right, so now we have an interesting situation. Van Jackson came in at 333-333 from Broken Arrow Oklahoma and I don't know if he's related but I'm thinking probably not to another donation of 333-33 that came in as cash and one of the bills was stuck to some glue and there was this it was that... That's not glue John!
1:38:34 What? It wasn't glue. What was it? Bad joke, bad fan mail joke I'm sorry didn't mean to make it so and then there was a note written on a heart in black ink and dark red paper couldn't be scanned hmm okay and so now we have the cash the note that couldn't be scanned which I have here okay good And the note has scant information on it. And the envelope, of course is separated from the note as happens when you open these things and pile them up. So I don't know who this is but it reads the following way... Thank You For The Show This Is A Switcheroo Oh! That makes even funnier Well I don't know if its for this guy or not. See that's the problem It may not be for him so we just have to add this
1:39:30 Please deduce my mom Angie. You've been de-douche and she needs to be added to the birthday list, okay? And then it says happy birthday so we don't have her age We don't have our name except Angie. We don't have the name of the donor We don't have a name but where the donors located because that information was not provided Okay, and it was cashed So it wasn't on a check that we could take the information off us Well, it may have been on the envelope but that envelope is gone. Freedom sucks man! So can you put Angie... Angie's on the list I just added her for a happy birthday and that'll be that You got it? You got it? Do we get- It's best we can do. Should we do a little double up karma just since uh.. We can't. Yeah give somebody a double up. You've Got Karma Alright then we have David Dickman who's in East Northport New York 333 33
1:40:29 Dear Adam, happy birthday you whippersnapper. Thank you very much that's appreciated Since my last executive producer donation last September My Keeper and I got immunized the natural way by catching and recovering from COVID-19 Delta Unvaccinated unboosted with a long list of comorbidities It was certainly not any fun But not much worse than your typical bad case of the flu Humanity brought to its knees for no good reason Stupidity reigns And a happy first anniversary shout out to my daughter, Duck Lin and her husband Sir Dave from Dementia B or whatever. And as they're still practicing please give them some baby making R2D2 karma I is a fellow granddad in the making I hear you get busy people
1:41:12 Today's donations 333.33 plus 1482 that must be lower on the list take me past a thousand dollar donation threshold for knighthood Please night me sir Dave of the clay pits and add popcorn and ice cream to the table for my celebration as this is The second Sunday of the week indeed The Noah Jenna show truly is the best podcast in the universe keep up the good work when you pass the 20th anniversary It will seem like the upcoming 15th anniversary was just the other day yeah, maybe Lastly, I'm a peanut fister from long before I ever encountered John and will remain so. Sincerely soon to be Sir Dave of the Clay Pits. Alrighty then... You've got karma! Get busy kids! Anonymous333 from BC Canada. Didn't say it down, but I'm guessing spasm. Greetings and such please switcheroo this donation to my sister Kelly
1:42:13 Okay. She's not a producer, so please deduce her! You've been de-douche'd. Does Kelly have a last name or is he anonymous? He wouldn't give her a last name. It's anonymous there is no last name. Okay got it. Added to the belated birthday list for the August 31st which she's on. Kelly as a Canadian with epilepsy who was currently taking training for a solo bike ride across the US she'll be embarking from BC in February planning to bike from Big Sur, California to Key West Florida. Yikes. That's over 5,000 kilometers or 3,000 miles in freedom units. Her goals are to raise awareness collect donations support any epilepsy foundations to document stories from those afflicted with epilepsy. Census stats show that 1% of the global population has epilepsy I know that seems like a lot to me when i first heard it if you have a story to share time
1:43:11 you know someone who doesn't, who does tangent or you simply wish to support her and the charity's treasure please visit storytelling seizures. Oh one word? Storytellingseizures.org So proud of you Kel wishing you many fruitful training sessions and safe travels PS happy birthday Adam. Thank you very much No other requests I guess, huh? Except for all that's on the list. You got it, you got it, you got it Ryan Gutierrez is in Las Vegas Nevada 333 and he says it's a long note so we included a TLDR We appreciate that! So I can read the TLDR He has had some woke issues Is what he's complaining about I tried to sponsor a fighting game live stream for $300 to promote my new free fighting game ebook available on Gootex.com
1:44:11 G-O-O T-E-C KS. He doesn't mention what the name of the book is, which I think is an oversight on his part But because the woke mob hates me The guy refunded my money So I thought I would send it to the best podcast in the universe since you guys are largely responsible for me snapping out Of the m5m propaganda Oh, we're happy to do that man It's called Evo in Las Vegas. That was the tournament Evo in Las Vegas but what was the name of his book? I don't see it anywhere. All right, well let us know we'll gladly put a link in that later on for you. Jingle request Biden get vaccinated Obama you might die Sharpton resists me much and millennial karma if possible oh yeah i can't wait for that thank you for your courage may you never find an exit strategy from Gutex Oh Gutex! That's his website gutex.com Get vaccinated You might die But resist We much We must And we will much
1:45:08 about that be committed. You've got... karma I have a new one! You want the latest? What kind of karma is this? Millennial? That was millennial karma Yeah, that was millennial. What's the next one? Well this is old guy karma for you and me Okay I haven't put-I just have the element-I haven't put the Karma bit in yet Here it is Air horn air horn air horn And I think that's more our level So when you want to airhorn we just play that Sean Douglas at Glen Ewen, Saskatchewan Canada. 25845... Well there's actually an arrow on here I should move it to 47 okay Can't thank you enough for the work you do $200 for associate producer creds 58 bucks for Adam's birthday Saturday and 47 cents from mine on Friday ITM no jingles no karma Beautiful thank you Robert Platt is in Westville Ohio Westerville Ohio
1:46:11 256 hello John and Adam I just donated 256 to your excellent podcast. Uh, i will need to be deduced You've been de-douche it may require a double dose as I'm an academic now you're good man You're good with this one. I'd also like some jobs karma for my students now that's cool Jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs You've got karma. Are you gonna force them to listen? Force your students to listen to this good work for personal listen I'll get a couple here cuz this is it blank Sean Dossie in Midland, Texas unless you got an 023469 we give him a double karma That's what it requires. You've got karma Now let me wrap this up with Darius unity and upper Marlboro
1:47:04 Maryland20792, y'all are the Delta Keg of pods. Far as any obj... I think that's a compliment. ...standard goes, bless up! Think that's a compliment? I'm not sure yet. And last on our list of producers and executive producers and associate executive producers is Dame Jill of the Mobile Mansion in Thousand Oaks California 200 bucks happy birthday September 3rd Adam! That's right. Dame Jill of the Mobile Mansion Yeah! It's a weird one 58 you don't really feel old Because you don't feel old, but it's also not that six number. I haven't got to level 6 yet. Here comes six! Six is lurking... What's worse is my kid just turned 32 Now that's frightening to me because I can see 40 and like my kids gonna be 41 am I? How am I still walking around makes no sense Thank You to these executives and assistant. What kind of what kind of brainwashing did you go through as a kid? I just remember when my dad turned 40 It was one of those moments and so how old was I um