3:35:14 It's your birthday, birthday! Oh no, I can't wait! Yeah, birthday list. Mark Fiore says happy birthday to his sister, Janet Fiore Kramer, aka Dame Juris. She celebrated yesterday. Ernest Parton, happy birthday. Chrissy P., also yesterday. Marie Weber, her husband, A.W., 40 years old today. Dame Mia Odison, 33 trips around the sun today, as we've heard multiple times. Dave Matthew, It's a happy birthday to Dame Meowdeson. The DeLoreto sisters say happy birthday to their mother Joyce. She'll be 65 on the 21st. And we got a late entry, Dame Swanee, happy birthday to her dude named Ben turning 71. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe! There we go. Crapola, man.
3:36:09 Just caught him there in the donations. An upgrade for Sir Robert Smiley and an extra $1,000 in support of the No Agenda Show and he is now Baron Baron Robert Smiley and we thank you for your courage. Let's see, we have one, oh my goodness, we have quite a list. We should probably just get going, get the swords out because we got dames and knights today. Oh, here you go. Nice. Okay, everybody get ready. James Meyer, Mike Brewer, Raymond Ferry, Matt Johnson, Arnie Carlson, and Mrs. Mjolnir. Y'all are welcome up here on the podium to receive your knight or dame hood. Knights and dames of the Noah Jett Roundtable, you join this illustrious group. I'm very proud to pronounce the KU as dude named Jay of the Portage Lakes. Sir Vegas Ray,
3:37:03 Night of Naked City, Sir Greybeard of the Moon Valley, Sir Lion Medium Rare of Possum Town, and Dame Zephyr for you! We've got Hookers and Blow, Rent Boys and Chardonnay, Fake Pens and Veal, Southern Comfort and Coke with some chocolate gummy bears, Cookies and Vodka, Beer and Blunts, Bong Hits and Bourbon, Ginger Ale and Gerbils, and... Mutton and Mead. Mutton and Mead. It's always a favorite. It's at the round table while you're enjoying some... We should have a round table clinking of glasses. I gotta work on that. Please remember or head over right now to noagendanation.com slash rings. Eric, she will take all of your information. We're going to get you those rings, the wax for your sealing of envelopes, as well as your certificate of authenticity all on the way. And thank you again for supporting the No Agenda Show. For our No Agenda Meetups, I'd like to let you know there's a new service, No Agenda Meetups Map.
3:37:56 It's the noagendameetupsmap.com and it is a map where you can see right there the upcoming meetups. So you can, it's actually quite cool. It's very nicely put together. Who put that together? I should know, shouldn't I? I believe it is, hold on. Gosh, I know who it is. I'm sorry? So whoever it is goes to the No Agenda Meetup site scrapes the data and then puts it on a map? Yeah, I think it's actually done in real time. Oh, it's done in real time so when it thinks just pops in there boom it shows up? Yeah, I believe so. That's very, that's not non-trivial. But this is the beauty of the no agenda nation. It's like when you have the data open everybody can get to it. It just works. Let me see if it's no agenda.
3:38:52 Meetups, maps, no agenda meet... meetup maps? meetup maps? Now I can't get it right. I put it... I'm sucking! I'm sorry I blew it up. No agenda... Alright, it's... it's no... I'll put it in the show notes. It's the no agenda meetups maps. Ayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay NO AGENDA MEETUP! Maps! It's back up on it! I think it's... this actually might be noagendamaps.com? I don't know what's going on with me today. No.
3:39:34 I feel like a douchebag. All right, no agenda meetups. We have a couple of reports before we get to our list for today. Fredericksburg, Virginia. Hey, this is Sir Harry Pilgrim, the baronet of Massaponic's, Six Bears and Gays, celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Hot Packets 2008 tour. We had 11 producers here in Fredericksburg, Virginia, drinking some really good beer and swapping a whole bunch of lives. I'm going to pass the mic over to Sir Tom Starkweather. Hello. Tom Starkworth here in my hometown. I had to come down for this wonderful meetup. Thank you, Harry. Hi, this is Alex in the morning. Hey, this is Christopher in the morning. Hey, I have an idea for your morning zoo. You need an old Gen Xer that gets fired every show and then a young intern that explains why. Hey, this is Rosalyn originally from the Highlands of Scotland. Hey, Adam, this is Sir Rick, Stephen City. I need you to move the pig a little closer to the bed so I can get better audio. Thanks.
3:40:24 Hey, this is Ricky, Desert Rat away from home. This is Matt. Sorry I was late. I was waxing the ceiling. Sir Dan, protector of underwater criminal investigators. John, stay safe. Adam, keep a firm stick. In the morning! I'll have you know I always have a firm grasp on my stick. It's noagendamap.com, John, you want to go to it? And if you hit noagendamap.com, you'll see right away that it pops up and it's events within the next seven days and everything else upcoming. And it's really beautiful. And that was the 10th anniversary, by the way. And I actually met Tom Starkweather 10 years ago in a hotel in Washington, D.C., right after the earthquake. You recall I was in that earthquake.