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00:00 Adam Curry, John C. DeVora It's Sunday May 23rd 2021 this is your award winning Kibo Nation media assassination episode 1349 This is no agenda Celebrating Europe and broadcasting live from Opportunity Zone 33 here in the frontier of Austin Texas capital of the drone star state In the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley we're flying saucers or unidentified. I'm John C DeVore.

00:43 your birthday. The Eurovision Song Contest finals were last night, yes and the winner in a crazy horse race finish between Switzerland and France at the very last moment Italy won with a throwback band from the 70s with leather bell-bottom pants and everything Manon Skinn with Zitti e Buone Just like you hear a little bit of how much ass they were kicking on stage Anyway, so they won but holy is he like a bad ZZ top

01:29 So I watched the whole show and there was a number of things. I need to talk about because this is of course is a New World Order globalist program Remember it as the Eurovision Song Contest And here's the style I had to ask bunch of questions that know nothing about this so let me ask you some questions Exactly we don't do this every year, I love it Eurovision yes, then were euro yes correct? Yes Now does that mean it's in the eurozone referring to the currency? Well John, this is very interesting because Europe as everyone is addressing at last night Europe includes Israel Azerbaijan Includes Malta Maybe Malta. Yeah you can see that too But it's always Israel is always the strange one Azerbaijan like come on

02:22 Australia. Oh, wait I think i'm figuring it out So this refers to countries that use the euro in some trading sense. Maybe they trade it or they know exchange euros for shekels No, this goes back to gosh It must be 60 years now the European Broadcasting Union which you could join as a non-european member so it's it's a club and they share some satellite resources a lot of it is basically countries that have a public broadcast system. So these shows are produced with government money

03:00 Oh, these? I thought this was a commercial enterprise. No! This is all government money. So this is like PBS doing a music festival... Yes with the pledge drive and the tote bag All in the Red River Valley or something and John Kesh would be the host so here's how it works um I think they had 37 countries that all entered and they go through their national, it's a whole thing. Every country goes to their national awards and then the winner of that goes to the finals. Now wait I still have more questions this happens every four years? No its every year! Like the Olympics or maybe the World Cup every four years they do this? No its every year Well what is the point?! What you mean what's the point

03:47 Aren't these sorts of events supposed to be every four years? It's a big deal. When we have the Olympics every year or the World Cup every year, it doesn't make sense." Well I can't help you with that! We're all very happy with the yearly occurrence and... Now okay so the way they do the voting is you have professional judges in each country and so then of course what constitutes in the public broadcasting sense of the word professional judge. Typically a musician who had a big hit in the 60s or 70s maybe in the 80's who now sits on the board of some performing rights organization? Yeah what is it, what makes that I want to ask you this serious question this part... What makes that person a professional judge

04:40 I have no answer for you. I'm just telling you what it is of course that person is not a this It's all subjective won't they call something else then just like judge Well, that's a good question them judge. I think it's to make it look more important however That has changed in the past five years and the way it works as you give out points one through eight and then there's a ten point and at twelve point And for, and God knows why this is but it's historic. So there's no seven I think there's no seven there's no nine but there's a 10 and 12 and the big thing is that twelve points who which country do we give our twelve points to?

05:22 And this obviously in the past was very political. You'd see East Bloc countries giving stuff to their neighbors and then giving zero to Russia, the Dutch always giving the Belgian some, the Belgians giving the Dutch, the French not giving the Belgians any you know that kind of stuff so now they changed it So now that's only half of the score and now the audience can call in and vote or vote on that Eurovision app And their score is 50% of the final score. This sort of a gimmick is what ended up getting Bodie McBoatface, the winner of the contest in England to name a new ship! That's why this show is so fantastic everything about it is wrong now

06:17 It was produced in Rotterdam. So the Netherlands won two years ago, of course they had to skip a year and I was obviously favorite to host the show this year but they went in a different direction and they chose four hosts... Hold on back off! Mm-hmm so you were did I recall something about you hosting this show? Yeah I'm perfect for it. I speak Dutch, I speak English, I am handsome, I have Tourette's. I mean I'm all in for these European events Yeah. Blinkin' my eyes, twitching my head... You'd wear a dress if they told you to do that? If they asked me too no problem. But they chose hosts who could sing and I was very proud of them. You can sing?! Yeah! And I could have accompanied myself on the theremin. I mean, I understand why they lost out.

07:07 So it was Edzilla and Chantal and Jan, and then this new girl who I guess came from Instagram or something. Now the show itself... The Dark Star! The production a 10, an absolute 10. Whatever money this cost it was all on the screen it was slick they had fantastic graphics package the sound was great of course is usually its only the singers not that the bands aren't playing themselves what was Taylor Swift there? No there were no celebrities in the past they brought Madonna on and done shit like that which no one cared about and the first ten songs

07:49 I thought were pretty darn good. All of them had a hook, you know in one form or the other it wasn't your typical kind of bubblegummy shitty pop euro trash song some of them were later on it got a little worse but in general I was quite impressed with that but here is the problem In The United Kingdom they've only...I think the last time they won was Brotherhood Of Man Kisses For Me in 1976 and Ireland has won since then, I think Scotland has won. And the UK is famous for not winning and it's such a joke in the UK that for many years... Now the way this is produced by the way, It kind of like uh..it is international event so there's no voice over during the transition between the acts they have a cool little trailer showing who's coming up next what country they're from and all the correspondents do their voice overs for TV shows back home

08:45 this radio 2 DJ named Terry Wogan and later was became Sir Terry Wogan he started to drink and do the commentary for the BBC. And it became a cult thing, and he would just be ragging on it with his dry humor...and Britain would always lose because they you know they just they always sent something that sucked And he passed away and then Graham Norton took over, and he did a fantastic job. If you recall a few years back there was some streaming outfit on Pluto TV or whatever that had like four gay guys doing commentary for the US! It was fantastic! There can't be exactly what you need to do with this type of broadcast Well that's no more

09:31 Because Peacock bought the rights, they geo-blocked everything. The YouTube feed... every feed you could find from this thing was geo-blocked and you could only get it on Peacock And they just aired it without any commentary! They completely screwed the pooch! They lost an incredible opportunity to be... To get themselves on the map with something that people would talk about It would be funny They ruined it Well, it's like a shaggy dog story you just told me. Well I'm not quite done yet! Oh no...

10:09 So next year, the Keeper and I are going to do the voiceover since Peacock will not provide it. And we will synchronize that on Noah's End stream. You'll be geo-blocked! No what do you mean? I can watch it on Peacock and we could just talk about it on Noah's End stream. And people in Gitmo Nation can listen to our commentary Okay, I'm all...I'm in on that now. Now.. I don't want to be IN ON IT, I mean. I want you to DO THAT. I think it'd be great. Oh yeah. Okay so here's here's the... Here gets sued. Here's the kicker That's the kicker. I just told you the kicker fine going oh, I'm so worried about doing something fun I can prove it if Leo can provide commentary on Apple unboxing we can do this for people Oh interesting point Thank You Won't take legal advice from you

10:54 So, they did all of the professional jury judges votes and you had France at the top. You had Switzerland and Italy jumped in later when they got just a crapload of the votes from the public So when they started this off, and the UK had zero points from the professional judges. So no country had given the UK any points and mind you Europe So this is Brexit time and here's how the votes came in for the UK from the public. We start with a country that has received the lowest number of points from the professional juries, and that is the United Kingdom. And we will go up country by country until we reach Switzerland which is now in the lead with most points given by the juries. Let's find out

11:51 By the way, 5,000 people. No mask no social distancing nothing mentioned no vaccine crap no none of it and ahoy which is it was packed It was just shoulder to shoulder And as we've just explained We will begin with the country that is now in last place That is United Kingdom And the United Kingdom gets from the public zero points. This guy, he stands up to listen to the crowd! The crowd is loving him now they're like cheering him on

12:39 This makes zero... this is a scam. Zero point, well of course! No one in Europe is gonna vote for England like screw you I don't believe it for a minute that not one single person this is the public vote Well hold on hold on hold on Hold on hold on It's never statistically make any sense It's not like he get a million votes its points so they take all the votes and then they divide them by whatever they have and you come up with how many points and I think the maxes like 300 or 400 or something. Of course they received some votes but it turned into zero points and the lowest four countries including the Netherlands also got 0, uh... votes and I'll tell you the Netherlands who got 13 points because they were third to last their entrant was some black group

13:33 The guy didn't even look Indonesian or remotely one of the islands and he was singing like a Black Lives Matter song about the slaves. It's no wonder you got no votes, sing a happy song! It's almost like oh yes a virtue signal we'll send these guys to the Song Festival to represent Holland A country of water and flowers and cheese and wooden shoes in dikes. Black lives matter Was well that was a poor idea Anyway, and that was my report. That's all I got but I did find it very important to mention this Yeah because we follow you then we follow it We followed and now I want to have a gripe oh Oh, I cannot believe between the two of us between Any people who can reach out to us trolls etc? That no one came up with the show title scratchin Vax

14:39 What? Scratch and vax. Scratch and vax? In New York City, the governor announced lottery scratch tickets for people who are vaccinated with a $5 million top prize Everybody wins you have a one in nine chance of winning the lottery But you get the vaccine and you win. And vaccinated people in Maryland now have a chance to win $40,000 every day for 40 days with a grand prize of 400 thousand dollars go out and get vaccinated for your chance to win a share of this two million dollars so remember Maryland gets your shot

15:15 for a shot to win. In West Virginia, people 16-35 who get the shot can now register for $100 savings bond or gift card Man oh man oh man oh man America is a great country Well I've got two... a clip that even takes... I think tops them maybe tops them maybe not Try this one vaccination incentives in Georgia Ooh, okay. What's going on there? Judges in two Georgia counties are offering some defendants reduced community service hours in exchange for getting the COVID-19 vaccine. From member station WABE, Christopher Alston has more. Judges in Georgia's Northeastern judicial circuit are offering some people sentenced to community service the option of reducing that time with proof of vaccination

16:02 Court administrator Jason Stevenson says judges decide on a case-by-case basis when to offer this option and how many hours can be earned. All our judges agree that every shot in the arm is of service to the community, and there's time involved... go into a vaccine site, lining up transportation perhaps child care taking time off of work. Stevenson says the county has not tracked how many defendants have taken the deal according to the CDC Dawson and Hall counties lag behind state average for first doses administered Well, I'm gonna give it to you. It's early in the show but... Well the thing is so- That's crazy! So they've decided that a shot in the arm IS community service. Oh wow! Yeah? That is SO good If you listen to that carefully..I have one more there's another COVID nut

16:53 So everyone's starting to virtue signal about this, the ones you played that include about three or four or five states. Here's a NPR clip of this COVID incentives it's gotten so bad that this is pure virtue signaling as we're hearing in this report on Colorado They don't even know what they're gonna, they're just saying hey hey we're gonna do it too. Colorado you could soon cash in by getting a COVID-19 vaccine right now Fox 31 is first with new details about a lottery drawing the state will soon offer hoping more people will roll up their sleeves for a shot and it's not chump change but the chance for you to win a whopping

17:33 million bucks. A million dollars would be great, it really would be. Amy who's hanging at the park with her nursing pals is already fully vaccinated along with about 42% of the state's population that means 58 percent or some 3.3 million other people are not. The state is hoping money makes them change their mind everybody loves incentives that's a big one. And it' The state is set to offer as well, Fox 31 is told announcement people who ge be able to sign up along w already gotten their shot on the specifics but it' states that have done the Ohio and its backs a mill

18:22 push through and come thru is the $1 million prize. He's not alone, The Buckeye State says vaccine demand is up more than 50% since it announced 5 million in prize money that cash is coming from federal COVID-19 grants. Colorado has not said where its getting the money from but its likely the same source all with the goal to get more people protected from COVID You know, this is a unique opportunity. This is unique! We can do all kinds of fun stuff we can shame celebrities Hey Richard Branson hey Elon you need to give up a seat to Mars for the Vaxx man come on what are you? Are you against it? Are you an anti-Vaxxer? Actually what you just suggested

19:05 It's incredibly subversive and a great idea. Thank you! We can think of a few more people I think, can't we? Oh no... if the two of us just let the troll room take over and start suggesting things. Hey LeBron- You'd have hundreds and hundreds. LeBron uh..you need to give me personal basketball lesson man What are you? Are you anti-vaxxer or something? You don't want to participate for good cause man Did you know it is community service Yeah, it would be a great idea. Well right now we're at the first stages of this and if you take these clips and think about what's going on every state is going to end up pulling this stunt And what's interesting it's based on a lie One of our producers sent us a chart because it's based on Ohio's incredible success and Ohio said oh my god It's working! Vaccinations are going up

20:03 Well, someone split out the vaccination starts by age and you'll see this where the spike comes from. The spike comes from children being vaccinated while all the other age groups are have halves from where they were before. The incredible lottery idea that's working so well. So 850 right away let's get this make sure we make it clear You're getting vaccinated for a 50 cent lottery ticket. Yes, scratch off no less scratches scratches scratch off is it's so cool but I just don't think that the numbers are really there i think that they're you know people I'm sure people show up but

20:46 I'm just not seeing it in the numbers. I'm seeing... Well, when you have the guys if you listen to these guys in that one clip where they You know so like a man on the street They stick a mic and somebody's face and he has some guy who just sounds like the dumbest guy in that world Y'all all gonna get the vaccine cuz I can win a million dollars Everybody loves incentives! Oh everybody loves a good deal Hey hey why shouldn't they be doing this on home shopping channel? Oh man, there's so many cool things we can do. And then the White House not to be underplayed or anything they came out with a partnership! Not just one partnership... A partnership of across the board! The Biden administration now joining the dating game in the name of public health its COVID vaccine outreach now includes enlisting dating apps and offering incentives to users who are vaccinated here is a mock-up right here what that will look like on popular dating sites like Tinder and Hinge

21:42 Daters get access to premium content and can filter potential matches by vaccination status. You can even book a vaccine appointment through the app! Oh my goodness, they could call it got-a shot get-a shot We're on a roll today! Dating sites like Bumble, Tinder, Hinge Match OkCupid BLK Chitspa Plenty of Fish and Badu are announcing a series of features to encourage vaccinations and help people now what did i miss in that list grinder yes homophobic do they hate gays over there that's right with that universe help people how did you know that by the way

22:28 that they hate gays? No, about Grindr. You picked up on it. Oh jeez! I'm living in the San Francisco Bay Area...I've never heard of Grindr! And help people with that univer- Help people meet people who have that universally attractive quality They've been vaccinated against COVID 19 We have finally found That universal attractive quality This is the urge to merge baby Found The one thing that makes us all more attractive A vaccination Car and diversion, Jonathan Martin still with me. My favorite part is Dr Fauci doing this while Andy's trying to... Listen to these jimokes. Not since Trump last year has Valley Cupid been such a grin. According to research from OKCupid people who are vaccinated or plan to get vaccinated receive 14% more matches than people who don't plan to get vaccinated

23:20 Wow, we are insane! Insane. But what I liked even more than this was a report about the dating apps that included an old friend of ours Molly Wood Because of course, when it comes to dating and vaccines she's your gal. We'll talk instead about what's going on sort of socially speaking with the vaccination effort across the country about 60% of the adult population has received at least one COVID-19 vaccination right now but The White House wants to get to 70%. And so the Biden administration is coming up with all kinds of incentives or even turning to dating apps they've teamed up with nine of the largest dating sites from Match to Bumble to offer badges disclosing people's vaccination status and other perks

24:03 So that if you've gotten your shot, Molly... I mean, on a dating app, I can see why people would want to know that. I mean, I think this is absolutely genius. This suggests that there are young people in the Biden administration who fundamentally understand the key driver of this particular demographic which is FOMO fear of missing out on hooking up with someone after maybe a year and some change inside. And I think it's an absolutely genius move as an incentive to get vaccinated Morgan, what does that mean? I mean it's great okay you're vaccinated against one disease like what other diseases are there when we're talking about dating. Oh my goodness yeah well they should just keep the slogan that Boris Johnson put in place jabs for jobs you can put on the dating apps too fantastic

24:59 This is pathetic. It's very... yes, it's very... You know last night we went out to dinner with a former New York banker and his wife to the I'd never been this place of fantastic sushi restaurant on South Congress forget the name you know into the back door which is how you get into its kind of weird place but really really amazingly good and I said And we went in and the millennial woman, girl behind the counter where you check-in had no mask. We're like oh so no masks? Then we take our masks off right away she's like no vaccinated mask whatever something but it was okay. Now I talked to Tina about this morning I felt she really didn't want to deal with a question

25:44 But it was, come on in. Done! No mask... half of the waitstaff had no mask in Austin so they're losing out on this idea that we're going to have people show proof that you're vaccinated or people are worried about you Which is a good thing to see particularly in Austin. Well this is going, this seems to be going on everywhere and I think it's all part of the backtracking. We have some backtracking clips. I mean we have like uh... Oh Fauci backtracking? The Rutgers protests which are underreported in the mainstream but they're still happening. I probably have some clips here. Rutgers vaccine policy. So a lot of universities in the US are requiring that their students get vaccinated against COVID if they want to attend

26:32 This year Rutgers was the first to do it and we're here right in front of the school but behind me you'll see parents, organizers and students protesting that requirement. They showed up in the hundreds In a nutshell everyone told us they want students to have a choice of hitting the books without getting the shot So Rutgers says they're doing this because they want to keep students safe and as we all know you can spread the virus so why not comply with their policy if their mission or their aim is to science Yes, when we totally understand people's there aimed to you know Keep the Rutgers community safe but at the end of the day

27:14 What we put into our bodies and what vaccines we take what medicines. We take that's your own personal choice Nobody can force you to do that government sure can't do that so a public university Can't do that because I love Rutgers as a university, but I'm not gonna be able to attend if I I don't want to get the vaccine and they're mandating it for me, unfortunately. New Jersey schools can legally require their students to get vaccinated and students can apply for religious or medical exemptions but these protesters raised another issue the three available COVID vaccines are experimental not yet fully approved by the FDA The pharmaceutical manufacturers have zero liability, so if you are now forcing your student population to take an experimental vaccine to continue their education Are you as the university assuming liability for any death or injury that results in that? We asked Rutgers if they would consider changing their policy but they doubled down saying the University's position on vaccines is consistent with a legal authority supporting this policy.

28:12 Now this could not have been on any M5M station. Where'd you get this from? NTD, New Tang Dynasty! Okay that explains it no way with that air No of course not Related to that OSHA which is the Office of Security and...no You know it The workplace people OSHA What is it again? Office of something in shipping and handling I'm not going to define it anyway. Watching you struggle through it is just like a gag, it's like a schtick! Well here they've revised their thought pattern, their thoughts on employers being liable if an employer makes you wear a mask or makes you get a shot at work. OSHA as well other federal agencies are working diligently to encourage COVID-19 vaccinations blah blah blah

29:12 OSHA does not wish to have any appearance of discouraging workers from receiving COVID-19 vaccination and also does not wish to disincentivize employers' vaccination efforts. As a result, OSHA will NOT enforce 29 CFR 1904's recording requirements to require any employers to record worker side effects from COVID-19 vaccination through May 2022 We will reevaluate the agency's position at the time to determine the best course of action moving forward. Yeah, I got into a discussion with Eric about this who is raving his arms about it. That must have been fun! Well, he said that they backed off because they're either corrupt or there was some other thing going on and I said no these bureaucrats are smart and so far as they don't want to do a lot of work

30:04 Somebody in the office said, why are we taking reports on every cold and flu? Give it to Homicide downtown. We don't want those cases. It's not our business. Give it to the VAERS guys! CDC FDA anybody but us. Yeah because they're right yeah who needs to be swamped Because somebody has a clue and knew that this is being underreported, at least via the media. But when you start looking into it all you get is people with problems. Not everybody! I'm talking to a friend of mine today...I got two shots not that I even got a sore arm Was that tongue picture in the newsletter? was that for real?!

30:47 Yes. How do you know? You don't know if that was real? No, okay this is I... you're not the first person to... Jay my daughter Now this is a family affair and everyone's critiquing me. That's bullcrap! And I said, what do you mean it's bullcrap? It's a known phenomenon if you do some research and Eric's the one who discovered that tongue... ...and he did a bunch of actual work looking into it and it's more common than you'd think from these... But but you can't tell if it's from COVID or from the shot. Do you choke? How can your tongue be that thick?!

31:25 You have to have an operation, have it reduced. What? It doesn't go away?! No, it seems that it doesn't go away Oh my goodness! Yeah and its got a name if you read the link If you click on the picture Its got a name I'm sure it does F'd up I have FDF syndrome. That's not good, man! That's not good. Holy crap... Well back on the track, look, I got three clips to play here that bring us back to this backtracking thing which i think is going on but i don't think everyone's got the memo up on the backtrack and that's why we're getting all these mixed messages oh no no we're not gonna do that we're not gonna do this

32:05 tried this one, COVID EU. Now the EU is now unrestricted travel to Europe and this is the EU America travel clip. EU ambassadors recommended this week that their countries allow travelers from the US without having quarantine so long as there's some kind of Covid passport and testing requirement As for EU citizens who may be eager to visit the US, we certainly understand the desire of many Europeans to come travel to the United States and vice versa. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki We can't respond to public pressure or even emotion. We have to rely on guidance from our health and medical experts Well we have such an expert with us Dr Ezekiel Emmanuel

32:50 He heads the Department of Medical Ethics and Health Policy at the University of Pennsylvania. Thanks so much for being with us! Good to be with you, Scott More than 60% of U.S adults have had at least one dose of a COVID vaccine Is there a percentage... By the way stop this thing for a second I hate-I don't know if anyone else can understand or maybe visualize this but this guy talks with a bow tie You just hear the bow tie And why? Why is it that's the Hotez is another bowtie guy. Yeah, you know and by the way Tucker Carlson used to be that too. And that lesbian that was a head of the University California Public Health School she wore the bow tie. Uh-huh says enough. More than 60% of US adults have had at least one dose of a COVID vaccine Is there a percentage you have in mind

33:42 a percentage of people who have been vaccinated that would allow the United States and for that matter, the European Union to begin to relax some of these requirements. First of all allowing travel of vaccinated people and people who test negative is relaxing requirements with no quarantine And we should celebrate that That is a great achievement I just want to say something about the European because I've followed this very, very closely in multiple languages and it's very evil what is going on. Because you can read headline after headline passport vaccine passport will be required vaccine passports this summer vaccine passports for your vaccine passports and in every article it says or proof of a negative test

34:29 You got to go down 500 words and in the EU they are even pledging a hundred million euros to set aside, to purchase COVID tests compatible for their passport. So the way they're playing this is oh yeah you definitely want to get a vaccine, you get the passport easy to go and so do you just obfuscating that you don't need it? Well the joke of it is when you get some of these clips I don't know if I have one in this collection I know it's not in the next two clips. They're saying you have to have the passport, but you still have to take the test. Now since you took us to passport there is a ruckus going on over the national health system passport. Let me get these two clips out of the way because it's not the passport that's the point I'm trying to make. I'm trying to talk about backing backtracking. So I want you to part 2 of this clip this same guy goes on about

35:27 herd immunity, because they started asking what's herd immunity? And so I'm thinking well you know we've heard so much about what herd immunity is supposed to be and then Fauci blah blah blah herd immunity. Let's hear what this guy has got to say about herd immunity This is the second part of this clip. This is COVID-EU America Herd Immunity As you progress from about 40% of the population vaccinated on up You get dropping cases, dropping deaths, dropping hospitalizations And we don't know what the herd immunity or whatever threshold is that brings us down to sort of... Wait a minute. Is this guy a doctor? He's a public health guy and I think he's also a doctor, he's a professor. And he said, what a herd immunity whatever, whatever the measure, blah blah blah. Yeah! What?! This is where you're going to start hearing it. What!? We don't know what the herd immunity or... Oh and what does this big pause mean? To emphasize that it's a conspiracy theory?

36:26 You saw it, so I'd have to see the video. Oh that's interesting! Sounds like he's going, herd immunity! Know what i mean? I think you might be onto something there... Or maybe did he do air quotes?! It sounds like- let's just do it with air quotes! That was radio public NPR Let's do air quotes for ourselves here we go And we don't know what the herd immunity or whatever Yeah or whatever or whatever yeah it's perfect threshold is that brings us down to sort of flu-like deaths about a hundred to one hundred and fifty deaths a day is I think the flu like level we're aiming at or we should be aiming yet. We don't know how much vaccination that's gonna require. Oh man what a dick! So, okay so we got this expert from NPR then we cut to this clip another one this isn't in a different segment but

37:11 But this is COVID Fauci backtracking. What? has been vaccinated or had the virus. Fauci says the US is making steady progress toward reaching a level of vaccination that will dramatically reduce new infections in comments made on ABC he cautioned the public and health officials should not fixate on reaching some specific tipping point rather than focus on what that number, what that percentage is just keep going and getting as many people vaccinated as you can then you will see that number cases per day will go down to a very low level

37:59 Oh man, do you have more backtrack? Because I got Fauci backtrack too. No you can take it but the thing to me is that this is the guy who's all these assorted 80% vaccination we're never gonna get to herd immunity on and on and on with all these numbers and now hey! You know don't need it. You don't need any numbers. I think this is leading to something they do have a plan And this Good Morning America interview, I believe reveals some of that. This is... who was talking to him? Whit Johnson and well the obvious question is first Where do we need to be before we can declare an end to this pandemic and how soon do you think we can get there

38:42 Well, hopefully in the next month or so we'll get there. You know we... The goal of President Biden is to... You know this.. The next month or so? Is that scientific? I'm so tired of him doing that! All this is starting to remind me of my old story about when I worked at the refinery and I screwed up some test Yeah tell the story again Yeah, I was at... there's a test for... forgot what it was. Sulfur and crude or something. I don't remember what it was but I had done the calculation wrong and I was off by a factor of 10

39:20 And so I was way up on the numbers and they went into a huge panic, and they had to brought in people that bring the numbers down at one of the units that had this problem. And I realized when back as oh geez! I made a mistake but instead it just saying I made a mistake and here comes your government training what did you do? I backed off the tests. They sent a sample in, so I sent it back and knocked it down 20%. Another 20%, another 20% So within about 3 hours of this panic...

39:59 I had the number back to normal, to what it should have been which actually was all along. And that's what I keep thinking they're doing here which is that there is no... That this pandemic is over and now we got flu crossover so people in the hospital probably have the flu because we have no cases of the flu supposedly. Well let me ask you a question about this when? What year was this when this happened? In the 70s Yeah I knew it That sulfur mix up, that's what triggered global warming. I'm confident of this! Well they tightened their process down so much they were actually dropping the numbers to way down there which is probably unnecessary but yeah... But every time i see something like this where they're saying one thing one minute and then it just suddenly stops and they can't just say it stopped or over it because

40:51 They just can't do that. They can't bring themselves to saying they were wrong I think there's a reason and these three clips, just short all together... It's an obvious outcome what they're heading for because they can't stop the train The masks are coming off We've done the- Just give away the taxpayers money By the way some guy at Pfizer came up with this we know that right? We know that Pfizer came up with this The idea of the lotteries Come on, you think the Ohio governor is that smart? No. That's a good point I have no idea and regardless... You're probably right some Pfizer guy they got some guys over there that are just frightening. But now consultants are in every state you know I got an idea

41:36 Hey man, why don't we do this? Skydiving! Free! Um... free skydiving. Alright let's get back to Fauci is one two months whatever Well hopefully in the next month or so we'll get there you know We- The goal of President Biden is to get 70% of the adult population vaccinated with at least one dose by the 4th of July I believe that's an attainable goal. And as we know, because we're seeing it in real time the more people they get vaccinated the larger degree of diminution of daily cases which were already seeing the cases right now are the lowest they've been in quite a while but we still have a ways to go really want

42:18 more than 70% of the population vaccinated. The goal is by July 4th, but we want to even surpass that." Now I don't understand so 70 percent is the goal but we want to get more? We wanna go get more! Does he think that he's a cheerleader and people are excited about winning this race that he's come up with? Because we know when we do get to that point of the overwhelming proportion of the population vaccinated, you're going to see an even greater decline. To the point where cases on a daily basis are not any concern and we could really start getting back to normality that we all crave." Okay but when does herd immunity kick in? Just to clarify when you said maybe in the next month or so will get there are you saying end pandemic or something closer to herd immunity

43:04 Well, again we don't know what the exact trigger point of the number of a percentage of people who are both vaccinated. Hold on a second! We don't know the exact number of the people of the percentage point? What did he say?! Trigger point of the... Let me get back to that Well, again we don't know what the exact trigger point of the number or the percentage of people who are both vaccinated and recovered from infection and thereby protected. Because we don't have that long experience with this particular virus Oh, wait a minute. So we don't know how long the antibodies last even though people have had it for over a year? Seems like some people would last at least a year I've heard even longer whereas with viruses like measles we know really exactly what that number is

43:54 because of decades and decades of experience. So rather than focus on what that number, what that percentage is just keep going in getting as many people vaccinated- Just keep going! As you can and then you will see that number That's scientific. Of cases per day will go down to a very low level Yeah, so herd immunity is being... I mean he just wipes it away. No no no we don't know how that works We don't know-I mean i heard him very clearly say that can be 50%, 60% In the past, of course. He's also said 80. No he says all kinds of stuff! He is all over the map this guy Well...He has a target and the target is obvious Just to switch gears here hoping you can give us a reality check on booster shots Both Pfizer and Moderna this week said that some people might need booster shot as early as this fall How likely is that?

44:47 You know, we don't know the answer to that. I mean... Oh please! The reason they're saying that is because we are all preparing for the possibility of eventuality. Preparing for the possibility eventuality that maybe someday you know it's in the cards Fouch? That we may need to boost people to keep the level of protection which we know right now is very good In the real world the protection and effectiveness is extraordinary. We don't know how long it will be until that level of protection diminishes low enough that you'd want to boost, I mean some could surmise say well eight months a year or year and a half we don't know and i think the confusion is when people say 8 months here to give a boost in six months or so this purely your conjecture

45:37 He's the one doing it! Is this guy have an agent with William Morris? Why is he on everything?! Oh, oh that was ABC right to CBS and the answer is yes His agent is Phil Pfizer. Tonight a COVID vaccine booster could be necessary by fall for people who are already already fully vaccinated. So every single report begins like that with, oh my God might have to have a booster and then Fauci comes in and does well you know maybe percentage point of people something month or two so that's his entire job now is to soften the blow I believe in one two months we will have enough data to speak about it was much as the Pfizer CEO higher scientific certainty

46:17 Dr. Anthony Fauci says the vaccines are effective for at least six months, likely more but boosters will probably be needed. on following what the durability of immunity is. The durability of immunity! And essentially recommending it at an appropriate time. The first dose of Pfizer's vaccine in the US was administered five months ago to a critical care nurse from New York This comes as states scramble to get the first dose into arms. We have the Moderna vaccines... In Philadelphia, where demand has slowed, the city is going to the community I feel safe now Today there wasn't two per arm

46:56 I didn't realize. The city is going to the community, you know what the community means don't you? That's white liberal speak for black people and they bring in a black guy. Slowed this feel safe now. This is so racist Philadelphia where demand has slowed this city is going to the community. I feel safe now All right, do we have black people covered in this report? Yeah, is that check we got it We're good to go two for on offer a shot and the free meal. We just not normal unless we take care of The folks who you know may be homeless or struggling with poverty

47:40 Yeah, that's next. Austin! Great idea! Go to the tents and jab everybody. Jab for camping. A jab for camp. NBC News... As the US races to reach The Hesitant closing in on the goal to partially- Wow I'm hearing these again as the U.S. races wait.. As the us races to reach The Hesitant To reach The Hesitant? What kind of reporting is this?! That's Alma Gare to reach to read that crazy Presentation style he has to reach the head reach no race to reach the hesitant. Yes Now wait now they hesitant are a hesitant They're not necessarily hesitant They may just say no

48:25 If you just say no does that mean your hesitant? Yes, it doesn't mean you're like well. Maybe maybe I'm going to do is I'm gonna go I'm gonna start walking in that direction But I'm not gonna walk too fast isn't dad hesitant as opposed to know hell knows As the US races to reach the hesitant, closing in on the goal to partially vaccinate 70% of all adults by July 4th. Tonight we may be closer to knowing when the fully-inoculated could need that booster shot if at all. The CEO of Pfizer saying perhaps as early as September for the frontline workers who received their shots back in December. Oh this is so great!

49:07 I can't wait to ask everyone, did you get your booster? Did you get your booster? Have you been boosted yet? Booster. Booster. Booster. Well let me finish the clip 15 seconds. A timeline that could easily shift... There will be a need for a booster somewhere between 8 and 12 months. We should know within a month or two if a booster is needed but because the vaccine rollout was staggered there shouldn't be a weight or problem getting one. Okay Now these guys are, now this is dubious. I think they're pushing it here with this idea of pre-promoting the booster. They have the fucking CEO of Pfizer in every report! It's an ad! It is an ad but what...I see it as counterproductive from a marketing perspective and I think they may be screwing up.

49:58 So I'm hesitant. I'm not like a hell no guy, just hesitant and then I start watching this and say if i get the Pfizer I need a booster maybe Johnson & Johnson you don't need a booster with their shot or AstraZeneca I know, does Moderna need a booster? All i keep hearing is that Pfizer's gonna need a booster. Well hell! I'm not going to get the Pfizer shot That's the one that's definitely... They're pushing booster already and they haven't even gotten my shot. I'm not getting Pfizer. That's a good idea. That's a good point I think it's a great point, well not to brag but it's a point that Pfizer seems...I think this is a huge mistake they're making. The way it should be handled if you're going to do this, if you're going to start promoting the boosters, you have to do it at the in the way they promoted the shot

50:49 Say no, you don't need a booster. There's no way yeah just get the shot You'll be good to go forever this is good lifetime guarantee then you go oh my god This not oh we didn't know that's why it wasn't authorized We don't know but you have to have the booster this only where you're gonna the other words are gonna die Yeah But no they're blowing it. This is stupid and it's weird because they have such an incredible Share of mind lead I was reading this article in from the CBC vaccine shopping to avoid Moderna shot is alarming, unnecessary and potentially harmful doctors say. And when people view these as vehicles you know it's like Beemer bends Bentley so the Beamer is Johnson & Johnson the Benz is Moderna and the Bentley is the Pfizer and so people are shopping around to make sure they get the Pfizer

51:47 That's a planted story for this exact reason you just described. Of course, of course! There is probably little to no difference between the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines based on the same technology platform it pretty much the same there is just ingredients are different Except that Moderna is relatively new and Pfizer has decades long history with killing people with their shit Yeah they've been killing people a lot longer So Pfizer has better record right now I mean, Moderna. They've got a much better... Well, Moderna you know the other thing the other aspect which doesn't get discussed at all because these shots are all free quote unquote but the government's paying $30. I'll bring it up again The government is paying 30 dollars a shot for them for the Moderna 19 and 50 cents a shot for the Pfizer and 10 dollars a shot for the Johnson & Johnson And you only need one

52:44 Right. And so the government should be, the government should not be pushed around by Pfizer because it's costing the government 40 bucks or almost 40 bucks to vaccinate one person where in the Johnson and Johnson 10 they save like This is a saving mechanism, to push Johnson & Johnson but they won't do it because Pfizer's in their pocket or they're in Pfizer's pocket. It's pathetic! I want to give a special shout out to the marketing crew for Johnson and Johnson also known as Janssen in the rest of the world. They do deserve at least some

53:23 recognition for their slogan, you know because Pfizer clearly had the upper hand. I think they have a better marketing team more money they were...you know they have the technology and Johnson & Johnson's slogan is one and done! And i want to give them props for that because I do hear it more and more One and done baby! One and done? I got the Johnson & Johnson one-and-done Which is a way for you to say, yeah I took the cheap-ass car but you know what? I got the car already. You still have two wheels! I already have the counter programming for that. Ooh do tell It's a meme. Pfizer put the meme out it'd be one and done with big letters across it Two pictures one. Got this jab going in and done. A gravestone

54:12 I felt it coming. Now, some...I have a couple more things to do here but breaking news, big breaking news Sweden and this is coming from the Swedish Health Department it's a Google Translate of their website Sweden stops using PCR tests as RNA from viruses can be detected for months after infection And so they are no longer going to test people with PCR, which was never intended to be a test and is completely rigged and scammed. It has been from day one in our opinion... You can say that till you're blue in the face! Which you've done by the way. I'm not blue

54:56 I think you should, and i'm not discouraging it. The PCR test is a piece of crap! Now okay let me just stop for a second this is why no agenda is an important production Because of our producers, it's not just Adam and John but because of our producers who come from all walks of life. We have people in labs who explain PCR technology to us how it works what it was appropriate for or wasn't historical context we have nurses doctors registered nurses certified this that we had dentists anything you want we have it out there and they have been telling us and from the beginning

55:36 We knew, this is what's fun because now it's all starting to come out and it won't be heralded as very much. It was like just like the mink don't worry the mink will finally understand that one day the switch of the two and a half million people are gonna die chart The mask on mask off mask on mask off bullcrap The aerosol spread which we had the dog on the show a year ago Which is now the reason we can take our masks off A year ago the surfaces spread bullcrap, we had all that etc. This is why this is an important production because it's amazing how much truth we get to without even bumbling like fools in the dark and we still get some pretty reasonable explanations as to what kind of crap has been happening and now you see coming out

56:27 And it's the same with these vaccination passport. Here is NBC News. Just a few weeks till the great escape of 2021 gets underway, mostly on the honor system It's highly unlikely you'll have to show your vaccine card in the US though You will still need to wear a mask in airports onboard planes and inside stores that require them Many hotels not all will let fully vaccinated people go maskless So will many theme parks, including outdoors at Disney World Universal Orlando Hershey SeaWorld and Dollywood if your whole family is fully vaccinated now is the time that you can start to move back towards normal. Well kids under 12 probably won't be vaccinated experts say their risk is low if you're visiting a national park you can remove your mask if you're fully vaccinated

57:16 Keep it on if you're not vaccinated or you're indoors. If you travel abroad, you probably will have to show your vaccination card or a negative COVID test result. You'll need another negative test before flying home. Europe and the UK are opening slowly Canada still closed but beware of the State Department lists 80% of the world as level four do not travel from Fiji to France Argentina to Austria I would not go to the countries that are having major outbreaks I wouldn't travel to India, Nepal or Brazil. A busy vacation season but safer stateside So the national health system, the pride and joy save the NHS Lockdown! Save the NHS Well they're repaying the British public The National Health Service System

58:04 And their COVID app received an upgrade and unfortunately some of the information it contains and or connects to leaked out from the Department of Health and Social Care. It was immediately put on the Wayback Machine, and it has caused quite a ruckus in the UK And so the COVID-19 app has been used to date in the UK for contact tracing. This new version was immediately blocked by Apple and Google over location tracking, so you know they just do some very simple stuff. They don't necessarily look into what kind of information is being shared and I'm sure coming from the NHS they were good but they did say no no no you can't be tracking people's location without their permission

58:56 But I would like to read to you a few bits of data from this article that was removed from the Department Health and Social Care website. It's still on Wayback. Still on the Wayback machine, here it is... The personal data we collect and how it is used Okay, you ready? We'll go down this list. Stop me when you feel appropriate Personal data full name they also have reasons why they ask for it which is kind of fun So if you stop me I'll tell you the reason full name date of birth National Health Service number home address including postcode other addresses landon and or mobile phone numbers email address

59:36 vehicle registration number, national insurance number employer details occupation details third-party contact details may be taken when they have been agreed to be contacted on behalf of other adults and then they get into connecting to your doctor your general practitioner all that information and then I have these categories for social behavior yep which there's no explanation exactly how that field will be filled. There is also sexuality, and this is... people are outraged of course. Is it sexuality or gender? No, I think its orientation I believe. Oh okay! You have 18 what 80 different choices so people are up in arms and I think that someone made a boo-boo on this one that was not supposed to happen

1:00:37 And I think it will cause a massive backlash. So, I'm not too worried about these passports now but in the future yeah eventually they may just try a well you know what we stopped the testing so everyone has a... What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you?! Well and you know I argue against that this is gonna happen with this particular... But I am on your side! I mean.. No but I am on your side to when it comes to long term There was a desire by the New World Order, the One World Government who knows to have a universal identification system where they can track everybody in the world because they got the computing power to do it. Kind of IBM phenomenon in Germany during Hitler where they had given everyone a number and I mean it might even result in a tattoo on your arm

1:01:35 this universal tracking mechanism. And a matching star! Or, or... A chip! A chip! That could- I mean the hard sell to me at least with people that are currently alive is the chip, because that's really where you want to head this toward. Yeah but the phone is fine for now The phone works as it works But the chip is the long term goal and make the chip as a phone so we can talk through your arm I don't know how they're going to get from here to there but you know that the chip It's just got to happen because of the chipping your pets and how handy that is. Chipping your children so you can find them if they're kidnapped. It's interesting you bring up chip-chipping your pets

1:02:20 As you know dogs are people too and I've been have been following all the latest with big pharma And this ad popped up go with some perica trio. It's triple protection made simple Simperic a trio is the first and only monthly chewable that covers heartworm disease ticks and fleas round and hook worms Dogs get triple protection what's in it one simp erica tree out for it? This drug class has been associated with neurologic adverse reactions including seizures. Use with caution in dogs with a history of these disorders. They're doing disclaimers now for dog drugs! Wow. A full on disclaimer

1:03:00 If your dog has severe mental issues, don't give him this. Oh my goodness! By the way... The answer to the reason or when it started pharmaceutical companies advertising in the United States on television although direct-to-consumer advertising of drugs was legal in the US has been since 1985 It really took off in 1997 when the Food and Drug Administration eased up on a rule obliging companies to offer a detailed list of side effects in their infomercials. And that's why today we have the fine, fine print and the very long... ...disclaimers as to what it can get. Good! Gotta put a timecode please? As long as you have that you can advertise. Now 97 was that Clinton? Yeah it was Clinton right? I believe so yeah

1:03:59 But here's the, I wish... Well the first one was Reagan with the first advertisements and then Clinton just upped the ante. I wonder who was FDA commissioner under Clinton? We could find out it's got to be somebody who's like maybe that's a guy we heard earlier they hit Pfizer. It's gotta be somebody that's famous. Let me see well i have it here let's go 99 so it would be the guy 1990 who was still under he was still there during Bush Kessler American pediatrician attorney author administrator serving as chief science officer of the White House COVID-19 response team uh-huh funny how those people same guy that's the guy who made it happen and now he's advising on more advertising

1:04:55 But here is the unbelievable. It's unbelievable! You ready for unbelievable? Talk about your revolving door, go on The New York Times you're not going to see this on television Headline buoyed by federal covid aid big hospital chains buy up competitors Billions of dollars in COVID aid cushioned financial losses caused by the pandemic at some of the nation's largest hospital chains, but those bailouts also helped sustain the big chain spending sprees as they expanded even more by scooping up weakened competitors and doctor practices. Great reset anybody? Boom! That's that's the scam right there. Reid Abelson thank you for writing that... You're fired. You're fired get out

1:05:45 More consolidation by several major hospital systems enhanced their market prowess in many regions of the United States, even as rural hospitals and underserved communities were overwhelmed with COVID patients and struggled to stay afloat. There's your $15,000 corona-COVID case there's your ventilator case all of the oh we're full, we ICU units. All of it! You're full of shit is what you are they stole the money stole it and the Biden administration is going to give hospitals and health providers another 25 billion

1:06:23 Hey, it's genius. Of course it is but we still need to like soak the taxpayers and just do your thing You know we're on the wrong side of the equation at this with this thing what's the problem with us? Wrong side of the equation, six million. Six million people in London. Sadiq Khan, the newly re-elected mayor speaks. ...comes to the consequences of catching the virus and when you get the virus but actually in some parts about city as indeed across the country I think the flexible nimble approach is the right one to take The good news is over 6 million Londoners have now received a dose of the virus About 2 million received both doses

1:07:06 I don't know if you could hear it. Barely, but something about six million Londoners got the vaccine thanks to him Well if only he said that! About 6 million Londoners have now received a dose of the virus...about 2 million... A dose of the virus? The collection just gets bigger. Too bad I tried to find a better audio quality that was obviously indirect sound but i thought it was worth it man like holy crap, first dose of the virus! I mean yeah flub gaff maybe? Maybe?!

1:07:42 Anyway, we now have authorization emergency use authorization for children. What is it 12 to 15? I think we need to reach out to the kids CDC Credits all over this influencer on tick-tock it's for the kids come on kid sing along you'll enjoy it And then we can play I'm so excited! We will get to play together when it's done. The shot! We will get to play together when its done, the shot! How sad is it? You're muted. Hello?

1:08:27 It says you have muted yourself. Yes, I...you know? I didn't do anything! Oh well you showed up as muted. I went to look at my on my clean feed thing and it was blackened like he said is it was muted but I didn't do it. I'm not blaming ya this its gremlins glitch I will say what i was trying to say, was that you get your clip of the day for that because that clip is dynamite. Thank you. I almost want to request you play it again but why don't you make and put in The End Of Show mix? Yeah could... You know what? I'm going to spruce it up maybe not today but this is something that we need to um..I think I need to accompany with some theremin Oh please no!

1:09:13 You want me to put that in the end of show, huh? Okay I can do that. You know there's this guy in Holland, Robert Jensen and You know, he was a big TV show. He's been in mainstream for a long time and decided he was going to go complete alternative do his own thing I showed him how to do value for value and he has been very successful. He started on YouTube with the podcast and then he said now...I think we talked about the Dutch army said they were scouring his site because of this wrong things he is saying about COVID and during the lockdown. So he went off YouTube, and he's still very successful. And so I did the show with him for like a couple hours right before the US election. And I did it again on Wednesday, I think. And I learned a new word because we talked about all of this stuff. And then, of course through in a little bit of flat earth, I am now in Holland what they call a vuppie. A what?

1:10:16 W-A-P-P-I-E. A wuppie is a conspiracy theorist. Oh, what conspiracy were you theorizing about? Specifically I want to know! Okay coronavirus bullcrap Did we ever land on the moon? You know, just typical stuff. Oh you went off into the moon stuff it's got nothing to do with what you did because you should probably dissuade yourself from the moon Well I didn't even... Well it's too late now! Your a vuppy or a vuppy? I'm proud to be a vuppy By the way that is a possible show title Vuppie

1:10:57 It'll get some retweets because that's what's happening all I'm Twitter is blowing up. I carry you puppy puppy Hey, wait a minute Sorry, is that a VA getting thirsty? Is that a v8? I hate to tell you this, but because i ran out of all the other good stuff. This is back to spin drift. Sparkling water with real squeezed fruit and if you ever had your fruit squeezed... You know what im talking about! Hey why not just eat some fruit? It's a crazy concept But with that I'd like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you The man who put the C in the conspiracy puppies Ladies and gentlemen Mr John C Dvorak

1:11:40 Well in the morning to you, Mr. Adam Kurth and the morning of ships he boots on the ground feed near subs in the water in The dames and the nights out there and in the morning to the trolls in the troll room hold on a second Let's do it we need a little count All right the trolls hands up we got what? 2018 very nice. You hear those trolls and the troll count? They scatter, they make noises when they scatter. That's at noagendastream.com where you can listen to the show live on Thursdays and Sundays but it's not the only show that is live we have a lot of shows that go live

1:12:16 They're recorded, of course there's podcast and that stream. That's at noagenderstream.com runs 24-7 and you just sit in the troll room you can talk about whatever you're listening to or just troll for any other reasons anything you want that's what it's for NoAgendaStream.com If you want to participate in our social media postings and musings you can follow John at john cdvorak noagendasocial.com or at adam at noagendasocial.com we federate with anybody who wants to, we're closed for registrations but there's a lot of good stuff happening there and I see itmslaves.com i see them showing up i see gitmo.life showing up more decentralization please! We're looking forward to it

1:13:04 Now let's thank the artists for episode 13. Well, before you go over there I want to mention something else about Spindrift. It was a Canadian product and it has the motto of yup that's it. Interesting. That is the motto now it has like a spoon of grapefruit juice in it, the problem with it its sparkling and the grapefruit juice sinks to the bottom and shows up at the end of the pour So you technically should have to shake it. Yeah, but it's carbonated! Yes... This is typical Canadian. Hold on! You should not—that's our magic 8-ball—you should not shake the carbonated can this is a very bad idea anyway what a dumb product

1:14:01 Does it taste good? It is what it is. Does it taste good, do you like it does it taste good? It tastes just like regular sparkling water with about a tablespoon of chemicals. Grape juice. No that's liqueur! Yeah since they didn't send us the case they're chemicals. Well it is chemicals I'm pretty sure. I'm drinking a nice liqueur Chemtrail right now it's beautiful As part of our value for value model, which means we ask for producers as I explained earlier to help produce the show. It comes with your time your talent and your treasure one of the big talent categories is The Artists and thank you Mountain J for your art for episode 1348 we titled that belching freon how could be not?

1:14:49 And this was the Freedom Card as we mused that perhaps California would be checking vaccination status with a credit card. And it was just so well done, the Freedom Card for the fully vaxxed. It was a card with all 33's in the number. The card member name was Shep Herdmember valid through booster, it had the razor wire background a nice blue color and it was diagonal which you know wasn't straight on so I thought technically a good piece nailed that on all fronts. Yeah and the competition was mostly 8-balls which didn't work because the 8 ball hole is too small you couldn't read it right? And then there was one I like but then you just nixed it

1:15:38 Which was the Pfizer with the beauty bathing beauty. I see Pfizer And you thought it would be kicked off to platform. I thought it would be subject to a takedown Yeah, yeah, I don't know why you think that but and I Question you but at the same time? I wasn't so married to that piece that I didn't think their freedom card was better the Freedom Card was better Yeah That was definitely the best yeah No, it was very good. The 8-balls didn't work? No it's too bad because the 8 ball idea were right...the ideas were there but no it's too small just uh and you know sometimes And if you never knew what this thing was you wouldn't know what it was just like a circle with a thing in there triangle in the middle It just didn't work! And sometimes ideas just don't pan out You're..you're....The client says give me a magic eight ball you come up with it and it just doesn't work you know that sometimes is not appropriate

1:16:37 It's our bad. We did it wrong, it was our mistake. Well Mountain J who is no stranger to this particular corner of the Value for Value universe thank you very much for doing that thank you to all of the artists who always submit sometimes just submitting for themselves or just clearly to make us laugh For us I think it's a very nice way to end the show when we do this part of the production It's phenomenal. And you can see any of these images that we've been talking about flying by you on your Podcasting 2.0 apps, it's one of the main and coolest features along with many others. You can find great apps at newpodcastapps.com Try a new one today I think is coming out of the app stores with a brand-new version Podverse also available on the web podverse.com These are podcasting 2.0 apps

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1:22:11 Tony Cabrera's next, $755.48. Yeah there we go No Agenda Shop He says No Agenda Shop checking in with your latest tribute but wait there's more! That's the shop guy yeah keep an eye out for a package or two of no agenda ribbon mugs steins and more! Steins baby! Hit me with a double you're gonna need a Bitcoin before Fed moves on in that action For the fed moves on okay so noagendashop.com is one of these fantastic partnerships that we have nothing to do with Those guys make t-shirts. I say, can we make T shirts out of the art that the artists produce? Well you gotta ask the artists of course! So now they way it works is they sell something with no agenda art on it The artist gets a piece and show gets a piece They survive somehow It's a beautiful system We could not be more thankful

1:22:58 They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a Bitcoin. They are saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're going to need a bitcoin Yeah, there's your double dose I nailed it You're up in the morning says sir R Daniels 434 34 from Colts Neck New Jersey This is a fantastic note as it came in as a reply to an email from 2011 It's interesting I saw RE colon donation like did i already hear from this guy and no it was a reply to a 10 year old email. I guess I need a deducing he says, its clearly been a decade. You've been deduced But I was one of the originals right? Take a look at that email trail 2011

1:23:42 I started with the show in the early days. I religiously read JCD and PC Mag when i was a kid, begging my folks for a Commodore 64! They caved and I got the Deck & Printer 2. Big birthday." I was also the right age to see MTV do what it did and met Adam So when there was a mention that maybe dimension may be on twit. I started listening I didn't meet Adam in Jersey City Hoboken at an O agenda meetup a few years ago long time ago Good times JCD we were supposed to do a wine dinner at the old Ritz in San Francisco with Kevin Rose Not sure what happened there Maybe we can pull off a no agenda VIP wine dinner happy to organize, but we gotta have good wine not Costco He's got he's got demands

1:24:26 I was in the financial services world for the first half of my life so far and we talked a bit about it back then. I lost touch with the show for a little while, i was asked to leave Goldman Sachs in 2016... Oh! I know exactly who this is!! This was our Goldman Sachs knight from Jersey. Ahhhh!!! I was asked to leave Goldman Sachs in 2016 after essentially 22 years well I had identified myself with that place for a good portion of my life y'all helped me understand and I have the mental and intestinal fortitude to change my thinking and move on to be part of what I consider much more important and impactful business. While my focus still has roots in the FinTech, two of my local New Jersey efforts I'm immensely proud of is Johnny Pork Roll & Bread Bank and Garden State Distillery in Tom's River." I guess he left in good standing from Goldman! "'I've partnered with fantastic passionate people that make it all possible.' Please add an unlimited supply of Brick Tucky Bourbon and Pork Roll Egg and Cheese Sammies to the night's round table!' You got it!"

1:25:24 I still appreciate all you guys do more so now than ever. When i first signed on, JCD suggested my Sir R Daniels name as a way to stay anonymous being at Goldman Sachs and all...I kind of like the name so we can just stick with it even though I don't really care about the anonymity anymore." So two donations 433 dot 34 total but I felt I needed to satisfy the third knighthood as Eric The Shill had me at $100 and one penny from a decade ago, and I wanted to throw in another 3333 to get me 1 third of the way to the next knighthood. I'd appreciate small business R2D2 karma." And good to hear from you Sir R Daniels! Good to hear that... Congratulations! Man working for yourself nice You've got Karma Working for yourself and making half as much Yeah but you're free man

1:26:19 So is Andrea Johnson in Newburgh, now she's a free woman. Newburgh Oregon 333 dot 46 and hi guys! She writes my husband Mark initially hit me in the mouth years ago and Sir Furry Furry backed him up. Right on. We back them up too far. We sail at dawn Blue Dev Uh, it has of... It has taken me a loooooooong time. I'm just reading what she wrote to convert please dedouche me You've been de-douched! I was kidding took a long time i wonder why it took so long? Are we...? I think there is an annoyance factor with some women Oh oh with us you mean? Not you

1:27:12 But here I am, your newest raving fan. Wait a minute stop! You think that some women are... it's tough for them to get into the show because of you? Yeah. I think you're the poster boy. I think they come to your animal magnetism. I think it takes forever See, right here she says it. Adam...Adam your energy is so infectious and John your dry humor which is what they hate is the funniest ever! Well now that she's come around she says that Just take some getting used to that's all Mark always knows when I'm listening to Noah Jenner because he hears me laugh randomly and he wants to know what John just said There you go Hey ho

1:28:00 Selfishly, I hope neither one of you ever finds an exit strategy. Anyways... Again, that's what she wrote. Consider this as a down payment on my damehood! I'm also contributing monthly because you are the best source of amygdala shrinking ever! Thank you for the conspiracy therapy No jingles, no karma. But I wondered if you had a list of available jingles? Not really." Yes yes yes! If you hit up Phoneboy at phoneboy at Noahjendesocial.com He has he has a website that's stuff that he's recorded off the show for a decade now At least it started as ringtones

1:28:41 Do you have a list? Yeah, they're good ringtones. And do you have a list of title levels? Yes that's I think Dvorak dot org slash peerage dot HTM. Yes HTM drop the L for extra savings You know if you use HTML instead of HTML you'll stop global warming Fact. This is a fact! Don't listen to Adam mocking this idea. No, it was my idea. Thank you she writes. Sincerely Andrea Johnson Newberg the People's Republic of Oregon thank you Andrea Jess Bend is next on the list did she ask for a car model? no no she said specifically nothing. Jess Bend from central Wisconsin 333 dot 34 in Wisconsin

1:29:31 Uh, please credit this to Just Ben from Central Wisconsin. One shot of your finest top shelf jobs karma stay safe! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got Karma. That's the strongest one we got. Logan! I'll take this one you take the next. Sorry? Logan in Huntington, West Virginia 333.33 this donation is for Taylor counters birthday she is a wonderful beyond compare or even description She's beyond compare or beyond description. Wow, that's some hot stuff! She has not had an official de-douching so could you please do that for her? You've been de-douched This is kind of interesting because he writes she hit me in the mouth and I cannot thank her enough no agenda six hours per week of quality time we spend together thinking laughing and discussing Thank You John and Adam for this

1:30:28 An executive producership is what she wanted for her birthday which belies her impeccably good taste. Please give her the credit. Switcheroo! Got it. Taylor, you are a wonderful... You are a woman beyond compare and I could not be more proud to be with you. Happy Birthday thank you both. Okay. Hey um... Douchebags If you want to say something nice to your wife, that's... I'd say that's top-notch. What he just said there. Lots of praise. Give her the executive producership. That's the way to go. Yeah, I think so too. Very nice Logan

1:31:04 Sir Gary and Dame Christine come in with 333-33 from Las Vegas, Nevada. This is to celebrate Sir Gary and Dame Christine's... Christine of Moon's gate. This is to celebrate Sir Gary and Dame Christine of Moon Gate's 33rd wedding anniversary on May 26th! And they never had a fight!! 33 years and it actually says that in there you didn't ad libbed that no No, I'm tight. I'm tight to the script since you thought that I would be reading this next one. I'll read this I did I'm kind it's from the one and only David Fugazotto He of course has been was trapped in

1:31:47 in the Arabian Peninsula and he comes in with a note that he says, he's safely back from Sri Lanka. Wait what does that mean? Where is he now back from Sri Lanka Very few tourists and frequently I had entire hotels to myself. Crazy! There was a lockdown and curfew while i was there so some days, I was forced into activity by the pool reading Kurt Vonnegut Yes author of Harrison Bergeron and more... A fantastic book And drinking beer.. There you go I completely unplugged from news other than no agenda and feel incredibly refreshed While traveling, I made the mistake of posting pictures on the Sri Lanka subreddit Yeah but hello Bad idea

1:32:25 I was immediately accosted by Sri Lankan redditors with terminal amygdala tumescence, known as TAT. Adam would you be so kind to read some of the more hateful filled comments in your most outraged, swollen amygdala guy voice? Yeah i can try so these are some of them So he posted on the Reddit and the subreddit, and then someone posted back. Oh I assume the last place you visit is the police station? How are you even traveling at these times?! And... oh i'm glad people are still finding time to go on holiday while a pandemic is raging and variants are moving in and out of countries!

1:33:08 And the best one... I smell privilege BS here! Stay the fuck inside your fancy hotel and fly back to where you came from. Dave Fugazotto continues, I was initially hurt by the comments my life motto is don't- Why? You know of all the things that people said on Twitter about my appearance on Jensen which by the way is like in a laptop camera with crap lighting over Skype It really hurt me someone posted, man what happened to Curry? He looks like shit. I was like that hurt! It did for a moment there and then I'm like... My advice get a ring light. No kidding So Dave Fugazotto says I was initially hurt by the comments my life motto is don't be a douchebag and here i was accused of extreme douche baggery but then I realized that these people are simply demonstrating symptoms of mental illness

1:34:08 Dr. Bronner would prescribe a mega dose of the no agenda show and three cc's of his stope stat Despite the abuse by all 14 of the Sri Lankan redditors, The country and people were amazing beautiful hospitable and exceedingly gracious I highly recommend it A job's karma pleased a melody Melody and I both have interviews this week with the same company might be some interesting opportunities for the Fugazotto family ahead. Apologies for the verbosity you can now reclaim your time cheers and thank you for your courage as David Fugazo who is the The Duke of America's Heartland and the Arabian Peninsula. Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs... You've got karma! Nice. Look forward to you guys visiting us in Waco

1:34:55 I thought you were in Pflugerville, but you're just calling it. You're just saying you're in Waco because it's more prestigious? People literally emailing me hey man! Waco is fine okay?! What's wrong with Waco!? I love Waco! Nothings wrong with Waco...I've been to Waco and Pflugerville. Have you been to Pflugerville? Why were you in Pflugerville? I was driving by on the road there's a highway that goes through it. Alright your up Oh yes Debbie Debbie Cornyn in Pinscher Creek, Alberta Canada 333 33 my husband and I caved And I decided to get the vaccine as we were terrified. We wouldn't be able to travel It's a Horowitz trick they tricked you Yeah, there's an element of that yeah, there is we would yeah? Yeah, you Buffaloed oh, I think the onomous

1:35:54 Our onomist, Super Duke. He's been going all over the world doing tests and he says it works fine. We wouldn't be able to travel and he is also 71 I'm 61 with a mild atrial fibrillation condition. Oh you got a young one! Yeah he went for 10 years younger good on you dog mostly controlled by the meds and awaiting a heart ablation therapy treatment to hopefully fix this. Since April 2020, the treatment has always been 18 months away because the Alberta health system is keeping me safe from COVID All in caps. After the first shot, I had a few days of mild heart instability several AFib events unusual but not too alarming two weeks after the second shot however

1:36:44 I had a week or so of on and off AFib events plus severe hot flashes, night sweats like I haven't had in eight years. Severe as in soaking the bed and awakening with sweats dripping every night. Prior to this, I've had maybe two hot flashes a year and only after that second or third glass of red wine... Only after a third glass of red wine, I feel like I'm going through menopause again! That third glass will do it to you. Both of us were perplexed and I was getting very upset with the menopause redo until the light bulb went on as to what is happening! If it wasn't for no agenda, I doubt I would have made the likely connection to the vaccine Really? Isn't that interesting As a Friday, the flashes seem to be lessening and heart feels more stable. I can only pray that this condition

1:37:42 I can only pray this continues, i'm sorry. Thank you both so much for generally shrinking my amygdala and for presenting these side effects reports where no one else is doing! Hey it also can be that you know No Agenda just functions as a kind of placebo It's like, oh those guys said it was this. I feel better already? Symptoms leave! I am reporting this to VAERS for what good that will do. It is all too easy to dismiss these reports as bullcrap until it happens to you. It was my son Brandon who originally hit me in the mouth and I would like to send him a boom shakalaka And a howling dog karma love and light Debbie

1:38:44 Seth? Yes. Okay. Hold on a second because he has some jingles here, could you read it cuz I gotta get this set up. Yes! Seth Dubois of the Dubois's of Littleton Colorado, the Dubois's of Littleton Colorado 333-33 ITM First-time donor, long time listener. Please dedouche me. You got it! You've been dedouched And accept this humble donation for the amygdala care over the last few years Having informationally seemingly years in some cases Let me read that correctly

1:39:21 Having information, seemingly years maybe who knows how long in advance of the general public from the show allowed me to anticipate what is coming to bring others into the NA fold with solid hits in the mouth. Okay anyway we predict a future Please call out my brothers Ben and Matt I'm sorry guys Let's start that over Help me call out my brothers Ben and Matt as douchebags and hope that they will repay in value. The value you have brought to group texts, and dinner conversations in particular. Requesting house buying karma as we have submitted an offer way over asking in the crazy Denver market after accepting a crazy offer on the house we are currently in? What are ya gonna do? Thanks again for all you do Jingle Stop The Hammering Sleepy Joe And your gonna need a Bitcoin Seth

1:40:23 Stop the hammering! Here we go. They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose and you're gonna need a bitcoin You've got karma Alright, we have Sir Michael of Third World Southeast at Seattle Washington 333 Sorry for Southeast Asia Oh I'm sorry Southeast Asia Thank you So that's Sir Michael of Third World Southeast Asia, 333. He is in Seattle Washington sorry for the long delay in donation It has been a wild year I was diagnosed with throat cancer last year also known as a day wrecker

1:41:06 We went through chemo and radiation and cleared that up, but now I have cancer in two lymph nodes in my neck. As you're reading this, I'll be in the hospital having surgery to have them removed! I have to go in at 7am for a COVID test then wait until around 5pm for the surgery. I'm not really worried about the surgery...I just dread being in the hospital for days Also, The doctor said it will probably lose feeling on the left side of my face It will still work but I won't be able to feel it Also because of some kind of tendon or something going from my neck to my trapezoid I'll lose function in my left arm, but that can be rehabbed and get back to normal. I figured I should send a donation for some good karma Yes And we're happy that you let us know how this is happening quick covert update He says we're having a spike here But at the same time for the first time they're showing mobile testing sites on the news coincidence Love Inlet if you have time can you play? I got ants

1:41:58 the intro I know it's a big ass into Obama you might die and i guess we might as well do an F cancer absolutely big karma coming for you my friend. I got ants You might die. Stop me! Stop me! You've got karma Well don't die Heather please don't Heather Heim, H-E-I-M I think in Dubuque Iowa 333 ITM. She's got some jingle requests whatever the best jobs karma is i need the big one uh big gun she says first i want to thank you for amazing shows they just get better and better you're certainly keeping me and my family's amygdalas small i can't thank you enough for that john a while back you mentioned that you were going to be creating a mission statement for the podcast did that happen yes

1:42:58 I'm pretty sure i caught up on all the shows and haven't heard more about it. Where is it? I have it. Have you posted it on Cosmic? I keep promising to send it to you, but I don't! Thanks for nothing! I was so excited about No Agenda having a mission statement... Okay alright alright alright I wrote it put it on cosmic weenie bro No, I'm just gonna send it to you. I wrote it then I had a copy edited so it's clean. It was professional and then I re-edited it and now it's ready And it's been sitting there in for months in my box ready to go to you Because you're gonna put it on the no agenda thing main page on the thing man is a beauty by the way

1:43:43 The idea of the mission statement originally was this. People would bitch and moan about the show, and we'd say hey read the mission statement it tells you everything you need to know It's basically creating less work for us Like yeah so go read the mission statement, stop grousing And we'll put a link to it We need a website like themissionstatementstopgrousing.com Anyway, she says she hasn't heard more. I was excited about Noah Jen having a mission statement because it's one of the foundations of my business and was curious where you were with that? Okay we this week will be the missions this is Mission Statement Week! Speaking of businesses could i get some super-sized jobs come on recently launched HD leadership

1:44:27 www.hd-leadership.com slash academy, which helps leaders hone their skills and increase confidence competency and profitability. And I could really use a few founding members! I know the NA network... we'll put a link in there for you for that. I know the NA network is huge So y'all know if anyone who could use the benefit from my academy, send them my way and I'll take good care of them. Once this business takes off, I'll be able to donate more often. I see Dame Hood in my future thanks again for all you do love is lit heaven

1:45:07 Heather. And congratulations, I love it when people launch new businesses! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma. It's the big guns. Chris Ryan is from Hamilton Ohio and comes in with 266.44 Dear John Adam, my donation today of $266.44 brings my total donation amount to 421.21 This number is significant because it's the day my nephew Wesley passed away due to one of the many complications of having Down syndrome. Wesley was three years old and spent 555 days of his short life in the hospital enduring one emergency surgery after another

1:45:46 Wesley has been given a very low chance of survival by all his doctors from the day he was born. The length of his life can only be attributed to his parents, my brother Sean and his wife Erica who have all but become doctor's to care for him When a child dies the parent dies 1000 times They sacrifice so much they maintain a somewhat normal life for Wesley and their other three sons Sean even quit his full time job as a CPA to meet the high demands of having a medically fragile child at home that needed 24 hour care I'd like to use this donation to help promote Sean's beard care business, 8-Bit Beard Co. Did he have a leave of link? I'll see if i can find that and put a link in the show notes. I like the name 8-bit beer co, beer company beard company it is one of his passions to own and run a business he's trying to focus on staying home the rest of this year spending time with other sons and wife thank you for everything you do both do and my no agenda family due to the length no jingle sincerely Chris Ryan soon to be sir TT Dutch PS I freaking love this show

1:46:49 Absolutely. Yeah, I'll put a...I'll find the website and link to it. I love it! Another business started what is...no agenda creates more jobs than Joe Biden? Saves or creates. Saves or creates. I'm sorry. Cameron Beck's next he's an Alkenflower Queensland, Australia. It could be Auchinflower, Auchen... if it's German it'd be Auchenflower I think 333 33. Jingle request to the head goodbye left nut see the juice thanks for that visual ITM gents I'm donating three thirty-three dot thirty three Aussie dolly ruse as a 33rd birthday gift of myself and as a thank you for the value provide me on a twice weekly basis

1:47:38 I would like to request some jobs, Karma. As after 14 years working in the family business and the only family member still remaining in the business, I feel it is time to move on and leave uh...the new owners to their own devices anyone in Brisbane in need of someone with a corporate governance strategy risk data analysis or report automation skills hit me up on no agenda social sexy what can be I want to date him I don't want to hire him now Also, I'd like this opportunity to plug my family's new ventures.

1:48:13 Tessera Wines. While not a small batch or artisanal, they are boutique in my opinion some of the best particularly our Shiraz I've set up the discount code NANATION on our online shop at tesserawines.com.au However shipping is limited to Australia When we figure out how to ship to the US without it costing more than the wine itself, samples will be coming your way John and Adam. Nice!

1:48:50 Could I also be added to the birthday list for yesterday, 22nd of May? And shout out to the Brisbane producers and see you all on the 30th at The Meetup for a few frothy ones. Bring some wine! Cheers Cameron! Oh my gosh can you see that juice?! Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Lawrence Cornell in Battle Creek, Michigan 23456. Hi guys!

1:49:28 May it take a long time to find your exit strategy. Thank you for all that you do I need a de-douching and would like to request a jobs karma You've been de-douched Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma I'll wrap it here with Sir Thomas of the Great Bay last on the list with 200 bucks from Newmarket... What the hell's Newmark? What's MH? Uh, M H. I'm guessing he's from... Sir Thomas of Great Bay. It's gotta be Michigan. This is just, I don't know why it came up as MH. Interesting. There is no state of MH

1:50:13 is a state of confusion, which for sure. $200 donation correction from Sir Thomas of Great Bay in episode 1346 Adam said he was immune to SARS-CoV2 because he had the swine flu and the two viruses are 80% genetically identical I think he meant SARS which as far as i know he did not have I see. Please explain! I was simply reading from the BBC website that literally said, let me see people who had last year's swine flu and that is 11th of January 2011 have the same super immunity to flu that people have from the H1N1 which was

1:51:07 That wasn't at the 76 swine flu I think? No, there was one since then. One since then. That was the one out of Mexico that we made a fuss about But regardless if anyone should have gotten this...I'm a smoker, you know all kinds allergy issues. He licks everything he sees? I lick anything on the ground, ashtrays you name it if anyone should have gotten it is me so I'm going to do the T cell test because I have immunity I don't know why I mean I'm Superman and the Podfather It's not enough for you? Because he does good work that's the reason he's immune Thank You very much Sir Thomas a great day who knows but BBC could be full of crap it's also The British Medical Journal reported on

1:51:59 But it's a placebo. I feel good knowing this, so don't mess with me. We need a James Brown. Hey! I feel good! And is that our last list of well-wishers, producers and executive producers and associate executive producers for show 1349 next show at 1350 crossing the 1350 barrier. I want to thank each and every one of them that makes this show happen yes and thank you for accepting these credits It's really a big part of the promotion for the show even when you put this in your resume, your CV. You put it in your social media profiles. Put on your business cards and put it on your mailbox I am an executive producer or associate executive producer of The No Agenda Show episode 1349

1:52:51 Wear it proud, say it loud. And thank you very much for your courage and if anyone else would like to be one of these title holders It's easy all I gotta do is go here! Thank you again for your time, talent and treasure in producing the best podcast in the universe Our formula is this We go out we hit people in the mouth Would you like a little intermezzo something funny?

1:53:32 I'd love something funny. The ConsumerResearch.org, are you familiar with this outfit? Yes, I am. I've seen them...I've seen their stuff crop up every so often as a kind of consumer reports competitor online Right do you think that they're on the up and up? Do you think there's political things going with them or...? You asking me something I can't answer because i'm not sure Okay well they did produce a couple very funny 30-second promos They're on YouTube. I don't know if they are going to be on television, they're certainly good enough the production quality is fantastic even without seeing them i think you'll get the idea very quickly from the first 30 second spot as they call out woke companies American Airlines rated the worst losing the most bags shrinking legroom during COVID-19 American requires passengers to show ID to fly but attacks Texas's popular voter id law

1:54:30 Why is CEO Doug Parker trying to appease the radical left? To distract from billions in taxpayer bailouts, from his $10 million payday. From Americans record layoffs. Doug Parker American Airlines serve your customers not woke politicians. Yeah yeah those are gonna show up on mainstream. No they can buy local cable. They could make it by local cable Maybe I think they could do that. Here's the here's the one for where they at Okay, would you question you find out the motivation? Behind these they hate this guy. Oh They there's they hate woke companies

1:55:10 They're a consumer based company. I'm, i'm a big fan of them now! Yes that's the whole point! Coca-Cola is getting political attacking Georgia's popular voting law why to distract from years of dismal sales terrible 2020 results reports suspecting they benefited from forced labor in China coca-cola products are poisoning America's youth and worsening the obesity epidemic so they company tried funding phony science to minimize the harms but they got busted. James Quincy, Coca-Cola stop poisoning our children serve your customers not politicians." Wow! Stop poisoning our children! I love these! So from their website since 1929 consumers research has been asking the foundational question were they online in 1929 this is great

1:55:59 Who or what best serves consumers' well-being? In their book, 100 Million Guinea Pigs are Founders. Friedrich J Schlink and Arthur Kallett wrote about a need to provide the consumer some manner of defense against the shortcomings of 1930s era consumer education." Well isn't that interesting is this a cycle we're in? Yeah I mean from their perspective it looks like it In 1981, newly appointed editor M. Stanton Evans helped guide consumers' research through its expansion from a product-focused organization to one that also considers the effects laws regulations and government programs have on consumers Today's consumer research leadership continues that legacy blah blah blah Here is the last final one and this is an easy target Nike is constantly political Why?

1:56:46 Cover congressional reports suspect Nike used forced labor in China religious minorities were ripped from their families Sterilized sold to factories Nike made shoes in those same areas Congress tried to ban Nikes labor practices. Nike fought back with highly paid lobbyists rather than hiring Americans Nike chose China John Donahoe, Nike stop exploiting foreign labor serve your customers not woke politicians Yeah, well this is a DC based organization so it's probably... It was there on F Street. Yeah they're on F Street So who else is on F? This is a fun thing to do!

1:57:27 The GSA headquarters, let's see... F Street is the second tier people. K Street people are the top dogs. Oh yeah! K is where the kilos are. It's the Ks baby that's where you want to be. I kind of like that. I like it when these big companies- Well i think we should follow them because I'm on their side so lets get some Biden clips. I got Biden clips. Nothing like a Biden Sunday everybody. He was met with the Korean... Now you're only gonna make fun of the president? You just gonna mock him. I never mocked the president, yeah. I respect The Office. So i wanted to just play a few clips because he doesn't mean any kind of mumbles once in awhile you don't know what all he's talking about

1:58:13 So he's with the Prime Minister or President, I think he is the Prime Minister of Korea. South Korea and they're having a great old time and he has taken some questions from the audience and he is making a few comments here and there. Wait this was unscripted? He's taking questions from the audience! No in one case he takes a question from somebody from CBS and looks down on his sheet and reads the answer. Ok just want to make sure we know what's going on here Now he does ad lib once in a while and that's where he gets into trouble. Of course we know this, this is our theme so let's start with first of all to link it back to the first part of the show let's go to Biden I think you never got the memo on this but he says everyone wants the vaccine

1:58:59 everybody. It is my hope and expectation I cannot commit to it because we don't know for certain but we think that over the remainder of 2021, we're going to be able to vaccinate every American. We have enough vaccine to vaccinate every American period right now We're going to be able to do that by mid-summer and we're gonna continue to get more people engaged in seeking the vaccine. I don't believe, or never have believed that there's a large percentage of Americans who will not take the vaccine." Okay well Joe he doesn't believe it all right? He doesn't believe it everyone wants the vaccine according to him and they're gonna all everyone is gonna get a shot period yeah you're getting a shot Adam

1:59:49 Let's listen to him talk about, now I don't know what he is saying here but let us listen to it. This is Biden mumbling about world protection. Because this not just and this what I like about this president He is not just talking more than I am talking about the United States or just Korea. He is talking about Indo-Pacific, he is talking about the World We with advanced capabilities have an obligation to do everything we can to provide for protection of the entire world. Okay, we are the police of the world again! Not sure what that was all about... Here he is now this I didn't check up on this but there's a hate crime bill that these signed off on it. The COVID-19 hate crime bill oh yeah its fantastic well here he's talking about it

2:00:41 I want to note that yesterday, I had the honor of signing a law. The COVID-19 Hate Crimes Act help Americans of Asian descent from having to live in fear just walking down the streets United States quite frankly have been ashamed ashamed at the way some Americans have responded Yes, I've looked at this bill. I've not been able to get it on clip. I want to tell you about it Well, I wanna ask you a question then Why is it called the COVID-19 hate crime bill? Okay, I will answer that. There was increased hate crime, I'm sorry anti-Asian hate crime against Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders and allies and whoever else they want to throw into the bunch because Trump said it was from China. Wuhan flu! That's where the hate crimes started with Trump that that's the entire reason behind that bill

2:01:46 Oh, it's just an anti- it's just a Trump thing. Yes! Yeah because they say that people started harassing Asians after Trump started and would not when Trump would not stop saying China, China flew Wuhan flew to the other side. It was always Trumps fault. You're right. So does that answer your question? Yeah kind of stupid so Let's go, I only got a couple more of these. The rest of these are short especially the last two this is the Biden SUGAF. To deepening our cooperation to build up an open secure G5 network 5G network I should say. I'm talking about the g-5 as another organization i think an organizational mispresentation to secure the 5g networks that's funny

2:02:44 G5 baby! Now we have a couple of shorties. This is Rambo 1. Okay... And so, uh I don't uh and i think that you know The thing yeah and then the rebuild Gaza. Rebuild the Gaza, rebuild Gaza. Yeah 5G G5 Gaza I had this from two shows ago a little supercut of Biden with acronyms which seems to be it seems to be a problem for the president he can't quite keep him straight he's like he has dyslexia yes acronyminous dyslexia

2:03:34 Would you like to hear this? Sounds like a word. Go, yes! That's why I'm asking people to continue to follow the CCD guidelines... CDC guidelines The PPP needed to open our schools and businesses The JOPCA so that we're, y'know, LGBTQ people can shoot just as straight as anybody else The N1H15 as well as there's more than one, you know coronavirus. This COVID-9 is one strain of that supply those and the 95 masks, excuse me 96 masks to serve as a director of the AFT David knows AFT well. PPP, masks, gloves all the sanitation! Every CBC and others he named four outlets Look the promise of the cures act is that your average worker to make sure we have enough ppp those protective gear in the CVC parking lots and Walgreen parking lots I forget the other one you mentioned PPP the mask and the gowns and all the gear He is a gift

2:04:37 Just a gift. I can't... He is a gift! Just a gift, man. A gift Now i want to put that last clip the Gaza one this were all at the same press event Now play it again and what's going on in the background? The sound on this event, he's got his old Sound Guys back. Rebuild the Gaza... Re-rebuild Gaza You mean there is something coming through in the background like some scatter Yeah there was something coming through at the beginning they didn't have potted up right He was like... Not loud enough They got the B team out huh

2:05:14 I don't know what this deal is with him, with this group. Hey, I have two clips one really short and one a little bit longer that is about the... hate to go back to it but the... This Ivermectin is now a scandal Why? It's now coming out how suppressed this information has been Oh yeah Well there are actually 2 things The first one is the convalescent plasma Which is, isn't that where you get plasma replaced from someone who has the antibodies? I think. I don't know. Yeah so they pump that through your veins

2:05:59 There's a problem right now with blood that can be used for that. And while it is promising to see the first round of people getting vaccinated for COVID-19, A new problem that blood banks are facing is less convalescent plasma donations So the reason why after you get the vaccine You can no longer donate that plasma so The question is what does that mean For the people who are sick in the hospital with COVID Who need all of that plasma To survive? Yeah Wait wait! Now questions come to mind, I'm sure they ask them. The first question that comes to mind if i was at you know doing these reports is why? And then the second question I'd asked is if that's true and we want to vaccinate everybody which just heard Biden say it

2:06:48 Does that mean people can never get plasma again because everyone's gonna have the shot? So plasma supply of the entire country is going to be shot, because of this. If you had asked those two questions your third question would be do you have a box for my stuff? Yes! I need a box... To clear out your desk. No that was not asked Now, ivermectin there's two things happening. One we don't hear much about India anymore do we? Gee! Ivermectin crushes Delhi cases the minute ivermectin was reintroduced cases started dropping dramatically and it always was kind of a small portion based upon their population anyway but the bigger news is a very well-respected

2:07:43 Dr. author Michael Capuzzo who has won, gosh I think he's won Pulitzer's... He may even have let me see i'm trying to think I mean it's in the show notes so you can read it Lies! It's a he wrote this beautiful article The Drug That Cracked COVID And then he talks about specifically this Buffalo Hospital room, a grandmother led the global fight to save for the world to fight for the global fight for the drug that would save her and save the world. Michael Capuzzo and he's part of the frontline COVID-19

2:08:24 critical care physicians, which is a group that's being taken very seriously. And so he posted this eight minute long piece of crap video in which he's begging journalists to do something, begging them The worst We're only gonna play a little bit of it for obvious reasons to wait too long But also for some reason someone said hey, you know be cool put a piano under that have it go ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling the whole time when you're talking and take really long pauses and let that Ding-a-ling-a-ling music come up. So needless say I cut the dinglings and this is the best I can do This is

2:09:05 Michael Capuzzo. Every day in the New York Times and NPR everywhere when it surfaced, when we got to finally ivermectin as a potential game changer for the you know that it was that it lacked the data and insufficient evidence but as a reporter I saw with my own eyes the other side, the side of these five doctors and I really wish the world could see both sides. I just urge my fellow journalists to report these are viable this is legitimate doctors and a legitimate story and just report it get out there and find all sides hundreds of thousands of people, actually millions of people around the world from Uttar Pradesh in India to Peru to Brazil who are living and not dying because of this drug. And I don't know a bigger story in the world. I think it's very sad because again I've spent months, a year now in the company of these doctors who have saved more people at higher percentage than anyone else in the world and they can't get their message out

2:10:04 And if the NIH and the WHO and the CDC, and FDA are impediments to that I think it's a tragedy because you know if you believe these doctors and I do. I've determined that after a year of getting to know them in reporting this and reporting on the other side It means hundreds of thousands lives have been lost unnecessarily That is a tragedy and scam The WHO ended up not even voting on whether or not this was viable treatment They shunted it off to a lower committee that threw out, literally threw out all the evidence before they voted. To me still comes down to journalists doing their job as a counterbalance to those greater forces that seem to be collaborating and preventing this from getting through the world You know my mentors and peers are one full surprises in the 70s for ending the Vietnam War or birthing civil rights movement earlier than that but this is the first time if you think about it since Google spawned from Gutenberg that journalists can literally save the world

2:10:59 that if CNN and Fox and all the networks, The New York Times Washington Post and all of them get out the story. The true story about ivermectin to billions of people which are now capable in an instant thousands of doctors will use it overnight millions of people will be saved And It'll be said for the first time in history that in that moment journalists truly save the world Oh boo hoo Why don't you call this segment? The naive journalist from hell with a musical bed I mean give me... this is, okay i'll say it. Oh brother! How dumb is this guy? Well it led me to a different thought which is completely unrelated to this why is it in this age of script kiddies actual script kitties being able to launch ransomware

2:11:52 And, you know there's some sophistication but really is it that hard to launch ransomware and tie up a company? Not really. Why? Why in God's name do they never go after TV studios networks the Network Operations Center the printing press the websites the internal New York Times Washington Post news desks That would be interesting. I'd just love to see Fox, CNN MSNBC just all test pattern sorry ransomware Why does that never happen? Why doesn't no one think of a lot of reasons That's the place you want to hack if you want to mess with America No this is like

2:12:40 This would be worse than poking the bear. I mean, the news media people would go on a rampage and they'd demand government action... These guys get tracked down like dogs! That's exactly the opposite of the people you want to go after if you're playing that game, ransomware game You're gonna get caught, busted thrown in jail forever Oh yeah? Did they catch the Sony hacks? The Sony ransomware? No! Sony didn't have the power of The New York Times They got power They have no power. I was looking at the, there's a chart that floating around showing these different media companies and Sony is middling they got no power to do movies you got nothing Well how come Russia doesn't just for the fun of it? Or China? That's a different, your changing the subject No i'm asking Doing if for just the fun of it thats different That would be... Well thats because we could do it just for the fun of it too and they don't want that

2:13:35 That would create a quid pro quo for the fun of it. So that's not going to happen either We need a way to cancel television networks Well, can't we DDoS something? I mean come on this is crazy The problem was clearly the media Just shut them down for a week Yes, I agree Just a week Only podcasts and blogs Yeah No, I guess not So it's, I mean...I think your heart is in the right place. Talking about your heart being in the right place so there's this Fulton County thing going on which is something you should be covering because its all about the great Trump won the election. Oh no!

2:14:22 What do you mean? Do you listen to the show where I always give you an update about the nutty stuff that's happening?" Of course. I got some updates because I want to compare them, like I want to compare updates. Okay It turns out that the Fulton County thing which is they're gonna re-they're gonna check the ballots...I want to play two clips and I would have played a third clip but this third clip was for NPR And where is Fulton County? I'm sorry Fulton County is where? it's in Georgia okay I think Atlanta's in Fulton County, if i'm not mistaken. But it is one of the main counties in Georgia and that's where one of the scandals took place where they got all their fake ballots and now they're trying to bust them. And what's strange to me is that you haven't explained it...I have never heard an explanation why the Republican Secretary of State is all against this

2:15:13 He's a Republican. I've got to look into this guy, i think he's a phony but let's go to the what they're going to be doing supposedly and this is the Fulton County rundown and this is off of NTD The NPR report was said nothing. NTD at least covered it And voters in Fulton County Georgia will be able to review absentee ballots from the 2020 election A local judge has just ruled to unseal the ballots. NTD's Allison Lee has the details Georgia's Henry County Superior Court Judge Brian Amaro ruled on Friday to unseal absentee ballots from the 2020 presidential election in Fulton County. This after local voters filed a petition last year asking for a forensic inspection of the mail-in ballots, they allege abnormalities in the vote count. The petitioners will go to Fulton County's ballot storage facility on May 28th. County workers will be scanning and inspecting the ballots while the petitioners and their experts observe

2:16:13 But Georgia Secretary of State Brad Braffensperger is against the decision to unseal the ballots. He previously requested the court in April, to permit petitioners to inspect ballot images only and deny petitioner's request to inspect and scan ballots Raffensperger said doing so would violate state law. The same judge granted the petitioners access to scan images of the ballots in March, but the petitioner said their resolution was too low and asked to see the physical ballots. The petitioner's forensics expert David Sawyer said he found a discrepancy between the number of batches received from the Dominion voting system software and the number of Secretary of State listed in an audit

2:16:55 The Georgia judge will soon decide on protocols governing the inspection process. Allison Lee, NTD News. Was there any information on the law that would be broken? That was another thing you would ask but no again that doesn't get asked but To get some of the background that you really need to understand what they're thinking, the petitioners and what they're up to. You have to go to a podcast... Yes! Of course that's where it is. That's where the truth lies. And find a podcast where they are actually talking to one of the petitioners and discussing some of the rumors even though there are rumors that may be not true and maybe the whole thing just a waste of time which is possible

2:17:36 But at least we get something other than a Pablum story, even though I'd say NTD stories are lot better than NPR's was. But let's listen to the short segment This is in this little short segment, which is the podcast only 54 seconds. We get more information interesting information than we otherwise have gotten anyplace else. Welcome to The Propaganda Report I'm Monica Perez with my partner and co-host Brad Binkley and our favorite guest of all time Garland Favrito who is fighting for election integrity especially in Fulton County regarding the November 2020 election he's been suing to get

2:18:14 has hands on the mail-in ballots, 145,000 ballots where he has four sworn affidavits by audit workers saying that the ballot did not appear to be the proper paper stock. Looked like they were printed out already filled in and didn't have folds in them so how could they be mail-in ballots? Wouldn't you want to get your hands on those ballots and see what the truth was? That's what Garland is suing for. And what happened yesterday? What did the court tell you yesterday about your ability to inspect those ballots Basically, they said go for it. But they put a couple of restrictions on it which we're okay with. So this is... those are good by the way?

2:18:55 So what I see happening, which is really not reported in a broad sense anywhere. Is you kind of have two battlefields going on right now. You have on one hand you have all this local and state recounts and looking at the ballots and looking at the databases and routers and getting as much data as possible trying to build local cases which i think is at least serving up some local uncertainty and doubt. It's very, I mean...I read all the reports and the report says wow this looks like total fraud but you know it goes nowhere so who- I don't know what the process is but that apparently is what Trump strategy is from what I'm hearing to have all these state investigations going on and then kind of have that crescendo towards 2022 at the same time

2:19:47 And it's really obvious what the Democratic Party, and it is purely for political purposes. They want the 9-11 style January 6th commission which will allow them to maintain their narrative. They're keeping people locked up on nothing more than trespassing charges and also there was a guy who sold footage of course he billed himself as a citizen journalist from inside the Capitol and he made $90,000 selling that footage to CNN and Fox and MSNBC. And the government seized it! They seized his money I don't understand why they would do that so they're trying to build something

2:20:34 to definitely hurt Trump, to hurt the Republican Party and anyone who has any Trump juice on them for the 22 election. And honestly I think that this whole homeless thing is also all political it's they don't give a crap! They'll do anything lock people up keep people sleeping in garbage all over towns And I've never really viewed the Democrats as an entity of a-holes, but I can't get around it anymore. I don't have anything with Republicans like fine douchebags do nothings but the Democrats are evil! They are! Wow well that was a long road to get to that...I'm not gonna argue the point No

2:21:20 It would be silly. But I'd like to know what the deal is with this Secretary of State of Georgia, or Attorney General one of the two who's pushing against this idea as a Republican? What kind of a Republican is that? Yeah, I don't know. I'm seeing a lot of these old Republicans cropping up. In fact there's...the term crops up in this story here you know The Chicago Tribune is being sold Yes! To a hedge fund right? Yes, the whole company is being sold to a... Now it happens I hack them up guys. Let me just play these clips this is This was on NPR and this is about the Chicago Tribune so this is clip Well don't you want to intro properly?

2:22:05 I'm sorry, don't you want to intro it properly if it's from NPR? Oh well. I didn't talk low enough Yes Mike's really close to the mic so it sounds like this even though I probably have way too much back background noise for the true in PR So I've got two dead sound on you the NPR did some let's listen to that yeah gonna be dead This is you have to actually be dead to work there A rollercoaster ride of a process, the News Tribune Publishing Company have been sold. That includes The Chicago Tribune, The Baltimore Sun, New York Daily News and other metro newspapers up and down the East Coast. The new owner is Alden Capital, a hedge fund company that has slash newsrooms at the hundred daily newspapers that it already owns

2:22:47 A rival bid fell short in large part because no one came forward who wanted to save the Chicago Tribune. And here's David Falkenfleck, join us. David, thanks for being with us. Pleasure Scott I guess i can't pretend to feel neutral about this my feelings for chicago and what the tribune represents and to hear that phrase no one stepped forward to save the chicago tribune why Well, it's the right question. A Swiss-born medical device entrepreneur billionaire named Hansjörg Wyss stepped forward for a hot moment but he pulled back because he realized what he should have known from the outset which is that there is no way to turn The Tribune into a national publication that can compete with The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post. Now here's the thing Chicago

2:23:34 hole in the donut because a Maryland philanthropist and hotel magnate named Stuart Bainham Jr. had stepped forward and said, I'll give $100 million towards buying the whole thing and then spinning them off into a bunch of local owners as long as they're civic-minded as I am. He found people lined up in Allentown, in Hartford Connecticut where Tribune Newspapers owns one so They thought they just needed another $100 million from some backer who wanted the Chicago Tribune, and no one was there. You know a number of Tribune journalists had looked to Los Angeles Times owner Patrick Soon-Shiong who has had a major minority stake in this company to block the deal. He's focusing on really doing an amazing job trying to infuse money into The Los Angeles Times San Diego Tribune but he's not shown up as the hero in this saga

2:24:20 they're going to fend for themselves. There are a lot of rich people in Chicago, their fortune 500 companies, philanthropists... What does this say about Chicago and its civic leaders? You know what this sounds like to me? Like a bunch of journalists who know they're next! What about some rich guys?! What about some philanthropist can anybody put it's only $100 million dollars puts them into it save us well the One of the things is these guys hold a whole community of quote-unquote journalists, today's trained journalists and the editors and owners. They're so uncreative that changing the name of The Chicago Tribune leaving it there in Chicago

2:25:07 and changing it to the American Tribune, for example. This is an idea. Changing it to the American Tribune and calling it America's newspaper which what USA Today tried to do although they just too sloppy about it but The Tribune has real writers there and they're kind of middle-of-the road guys are not like a bunch of liberals from The New York Times They're not a bunch of woke... It's not woke yet, I could be wrong. But as far as I know it's not a woke newspaper so that's the plus and getting it through national distribution getting some web action there's people they know how to do that better than The New York Times does although not

2:25:48 that much better. And changing the narrative to America's newspaper as opposed to The New York Times, which is America's newspaper I can see on my street here you see the woke people with their little... it's always wrapped in blue shows up in the morning The New York Times they print it locally anyone could do this they print the paper locally in San Rafael as a matter of fact Yeah, I believe. Is it wrapped in blue because it's pornographic? It's wrapped in blue and thrown on the driveway so you can identify the local wokes. I'm pretty sure, because when you see it... It's a marketing trick! Oh look! Yes, it's woke-wrapped for your convenience You see The San Francisco Chronicle which it competes against even though The Chronicle runs a bunch of syndicated stuff from the New York Times but if you just see The Chronicle then you see the white into whatever wrapper its in

2:26:44 or no wrapper and then you see the woke paper, and you see this like a marketing trick. The other thing they can do which is something every time somebody tries to do this they get get bought out by somebody else or something weird happens, which is create a news service other than the Associated Press Reuters. The New York Times syndicate and the Washington Post syndicate could end in times in the post. This syndication goes all over the place where all the local papers are running their stories instead of local stories, which is what this redo of these papers will be. And meanwhile you can create one of these. You've got enough people there to create a new service That would be AT instead of AP and maybe even by United Press International, which comes and goes as a viable news service. You could compete if you had anything going on in your brain but they don't even think in these terms so it's just gonna go by the wayside Chicago is gonna be another outpost for the New York Times woke folk. Hold on a second I'm calling Will Hurst Hey Will John knows how to fix it

2:27:47 Blind too. Exit, in fact I do you can play part two of this yeah so there's a lot of money in Chicago I was looking over just as you were Boeing Walgreens McDonalds other major corporations and executives who have had a lot of money from there they didn't do it couple of things going on, one of which is the Chicago Tribune has had a couple people who did come forward. Sam Zell, the Chicago real estate magnate – he loaded up The Tribune with about $13 billion dollars in debt and it ultimately went into bankruptcy and Michael Farrow came through – hugely wealthy tech entrepreneur and he was essentially run out of town his ideas were derided and proved

2:28:25 fairly unworkable. And also he got entangled in scandal over accusations that he had sexually harassed some female business associates, you know? In talking with folks who have been involved in Chicago, the philanthropic world as well there's the concern that The Tribune which has been kind of a voice of responsible republicanism for Illinois has not been embraced by the kind of Chicago is more progressive philanthropic community But folks in the MacArthur Foundation, which happens to support places like NPR. They didn't step forward they're based in Chicago You've got the McCormick foundation it didn't step forward I think they look at scants of this They look at local news business and say we're not sure but I also think there was a failure of imagination To think of how many millions of people ultimately how many tens of millions of people could have been aided by thinking about this as

2:29:08 in a slightly more broad way. That is, the entire system could have been delivered to a place without the pressures that the new owners will almost certainly put those properties under." I got an email from my friend who works at The Trib who's not happy and in speaking of Alden he said it's not as if they don't have a track record These papers, while greatly diminished from what each of them were at their heyday are already operating about 10 to 13 percent profit margins. Alton has conveyed to Tribune officials they want those profits above notably above 20 percent that's a huge difference and they have instituted layer after layer of cuts

2:29:46 It's eviscerating some newsrooms, deeply damaging others. I've talked to journalists from coast-to-coast who have worked for all known newspapers who give me the same story time and again and so i think there is a real fear that ultimately it won't just damage the ability of the Tribune papers to cover the news but that it could essentially fatally undermine it. It could unravel these things as anything more than famous brands. Now I have a few questions this Alden Capital hedge fund, are they the kind of guys that would do a leverage buyout and then rip the pension fund out which has got to be massive? Oh yes for sure. So maybe this is even better than ransomware just let some hedge fund douchebags come in and really ruin it didn't that happen to The Atlantic magazine like all let them come in but the rich douche bags coming and ruin it! And another question... Is it so ethical for news

2:30:38 paid for by philanthropy? And with philanthropy I don't mean someone who says, wow man! I really want to support your newspaper. Here's a million bucks. I'm talking about big institutions who have all kinds of relationships... I'd say no Thank you because these NPR guys are talking like, oh yeah come on, philanthropists they're progressive here Give us free money. Yeah, that's basically... Why don't you produce something for people? We'll do what say what you want Make a product that people are interested in How about that crazy idea Well, that's the thing that's been dropped from the equation That's not the problem For years I've been wondering why are you guys cheapening the product and expect people to buy it

2:31:21 Exactly. You make it a shoddy, that's what all the newspapers have done you make it as shoddy useless product that just spews propaganda and subscribes to the New York Times syndicate feed and just replays those articles from them? And then you expect people to buy it? No! Are you surprised at who shows up to buy? Nobody shows up because this is junk. It's junk people Alright, let's go down under. We need an update on the mouse plague in Australia. There are concerns this morning the mouse plague wreaking havoc across New South Wales could soon arrive in Sydney The Daily Telegraph reports the rodents have already made their way into the city on trucks

2:32:05 carrying food. The state government has just announced 5,000 litres of the world's strongest mice killer will be distributed to farmers once it passes approval." And no surprise we received a number of notes from producers and plagues are not uncommon in Australia in fact there is an entire fence called the border fence which goes straight across the country to protect the sheep in the south, I believe from the dingoes. It's also known as the Dingo Fence and they've had rabbit plagues which also do not get through that fence

2:32:41 And I have two notes to share. One is from producer Chris in the morning, Adam quick note about the Australian mouse plague you touched on these happen every few years it's not so uncommon rural media covers them but the city-centric mainstream doesn't bother covering them as they don't affect people living there until now The New South Wales plague seems to be spreading into Canberra and we just heard Sydney where all the politicians are, which is why it seems to be getting media attention. Yeah a little different I was living in remote areas of South Australia between 2009-2012 and went through two mouse plagues they suck literally millions of mice appear out of nowhere and eat everything over a period of weeks or months

2:33:19 Farmers spend millions on baits to protect their crops, but they generally lose more than they save. The only thing that slows the plague is either a hot summer so they all die from the heat or a decent winter as enough of them freeze that it halts the population explosion." It's tiring to have to constantly clean so your house doesn't stink of mouse excrement. Waking in the middle of the night to find 50 having a party on your kitchen bench, having to store everything in edible airtight containers so mice can't get it, driving along roads at night thinking leaves are blowing across the road but no! You're running down hundreds of mice

2:33:58 In a single water trap I was catching around 100 a day. It's extremely stressful but there is nothing anyone can do." Thank you for your courage, Chris! Well, I disagree and so does Sir Captain Morgan also from Australia who says short note I had relatives in the outback during a previous mice outbreak. They used to homemade flamethrower to control them, thanks Sir Captain Morgan." We need pictures! We need pictures of the flamethrower to send this woman from PETA, The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals who are very angry about the mice. Yeah so one your biggest suggestions is catch and release is that right?

2:34:39 That is our most common advice when it comes to rodent control. Of course, here at PETA we are realists. We know what's going to happen and let me be clear what we are angry about is that this situation is not something that has just come up out of nowhere. It is something that should have been taken care of by the government a long time ago, humane controls like humane trapping and birth control should have been in place months ago in fact ages ago by the government um in order to keep this situation under control good old Peter always showing up on the scene what a bunch of douches how about feral cats

2:35:24 Yeah, you need a lot of them. Well there's snakes! The snakes are now coming they have snakes of course they've lots of snakes in Australia the snakes will help But I see there's videos John, holy... you know they're like a kiddie pool and they fill it up with water and they have a container, shipping container that has kind of tilted up so it's a ramp. So the mice come in to have some food at the end of the container. The mice run up the floor of the container right over the edge into the kiddy pool. It's like 100 a second just It's just pooping mice. We have film producers out there, let's make a good horror movie about this I've never seen anything quite like it. A real documentary you don't need the horror hell with the fiction part do a documentary! I want to see that documentary about this. There has got to be a documentary about this. I want footage of a car driving over these hundreds of mice

2:36:23 Because they're just blanketing the road. There's thousands of mice if they're crawling across the road. It's fantastic! So exciting, exciting. Gross this is the grossest segment we've ever done Ladies and gentlemen it has been teased enough John has teased it in the newsletter... It's time to talk about UFOs And the coming invasion We have got to go to last week's clip list because its on there I don't have them on this week Well while you are doing that I shall play one clip Before you play anything, I want to say that this morning i did watch a little TV to see what was going on and on one of the stations that I think it was CBS Good Morning America but Face The Nation. They were talking about it about this UFO thing

2:37:06 And they had these two experts and all you hear is the same thing from every one of them. Well, you know these are phenomenons that we don't fully understand and there's less, a lot more now than used to be this and that again they just have these generalities in their own guess. You're a pilot for your marine pod, I never got to see anything like that but you know there was... you have heard about it and seems to me more this phenomenon Nobody ever brings up Phil Corso. Nobody brings up any of the guys that remember it, remember a couple years ago when there's all those experts that worked at NASA and everything went out and did a big press conference in some place? They're all military guys and they all had stories to tell Those guys they don't bring them on Remember the guys who explained how the television footage worked even though The telemetry data was gone

2:37:58 Yeah. All this, it's all gone And we know that what is happening now is all Navy footage. It's not actually footage, you're seeing footage of a sensor Nemesis radar sensor projection technology it could be just testing could be messing around. There was a report recently we didn't discuss on the show about these new ways to spoof radar We did! This is exactly what I talked about on the show three weeks ago Yeah, spoof radar and make it look like there's something in the air and there's nothing. It's just bullcrap! Make it look like the entire fleet has shown up in the South China Sea or something in the sky... All of these Navy pilots are declassified no problem you can talk about it We heard Trump... There is supposed to be a big report coming still kind of waiting for it They're releasing little bits of video that tick-tock from two... Of course its bogus but

2:38:58 It's fun because it has a whole history in the United States, particularly with presidents. And that's why it's been hyped up a little bit for and I think there's a movie coming out. Well, I want to get to that in the moment here's Cheryl Atkinson who was talking with Ira. What's his face? A producer of 6060 Minutes who did a piece with Jimmy Carter. And we'll hear this. What's the story about President Carter and the UFO files So I asked when I had done the first interview with Mike Wallace, Jimmy Carter after he left the White House.

2:39:37 And I said to him, Mr. President, you know, I always wanted to know why you never released the UFO files which you said in an article that was in Rolling Stone that you would do? He said he tried and I asked what did he mean by trying? Well, I called the CIA director had him come to the White House and I said I want the file on the UFOs to be released And the CIA director said, sorry. We're not going to release him to you. You're basically a civilian and you're here for a temporary period of time and you don't have access to it. And, you know, Jimmy Carter at that point was trying to learn his way around the you know, around the White House and didn't push the matter, didn't realize how much power he ultimately had. And he gave it up is what he said. And the CIA director was George Bush. Wow!

2:40:31 I like the wow. Well that obviously had to be an ISO, how could you not pull that? Wow! Wait listen to it... Wow. Well if you want to play, do a quick ISO rundown before we finish this? No let's stay on this! You've been teasing this so we're doing UFOs not ISOs Okay go on... Well no you teased this in the clip Oh i thought you had more material from Cheryl I'm waiting for everything from you Okay, well you've got my that they're they suck. I think this whole thing is Let's go to the three from CBS these are at least 60 minutes have them yep

2:41:17 UFO Dietrich Fravor won. In 2004, they witnessed something shocking inexplicable and seemingly out of this world did the thought of UFO enter your minds? It wasn't identified and that's why it was so unsettling to us because we weren't expecting it because we couldn't classify it but But what I want to be really careful of here is that we don't jump to conclusions, right? That we don't sensationalize this or... Little green men. Yeah little green man or extraterrestrial You're seeing something that defies explanation Right Very much Yes It was November 2004 and the USS Nimitz carrier strike group was training about 100 miles southwest of San Diego

2:42:07 The advanced new radar on a nearby ship, the USS Princeton had detected what operators called multiple anomalous aerial vehicles over the horizon descending 80 thousand feet in less than a second. Fravor and Dietrich, each with a weapons system officer in the back seat were ordered to investigate and found an area of white water in another wise calm blue sea. It appeared to them that an object about the size of 737 was just under the water. So as we're looking at this her back seater says hey skipper do you?

2:42:46 And about that got out I said, dude do you see that thing down there? And we saw this little white tic-tac looking object and it's just kind of moving above the Whitewater area. Do you ever drop your phone and it sort of bounces off the countertop and then bounces off something else and then is sort of like no predictable movement, no predictable trajectory. Yeah It was just...it was just like a ping pong ball. No acceleration Very random acceleration as Dietrich circled above Fravor went in for a closer. Look oh my god This is excruciating you're right they got nothing they got nothing well They're trying to give an eyewitness report of some one of these saucers or vehicles that comes The former pilot who now consults on UFO documentaries mm-hmm

2:43:38 Yeah, okay. Let's finish this route second clip he said it He's an entertainment executive is what he is but okay I love that CBS spent so much time on it 60 minutes nonetheless still pointing our South It goes and just turns abruptly then starts mirroring me So as I'm coming down it starts coming up so it's mimicking your moves yeah, it was aware we were there you all see how close I can get So I go like this and it's climbing still, and when it gets right in front of me It just disappears. Disappears? Disappears! Like gone And you saw no visible propulsion No wings or anything to make it fly in our atmosphere No actually when it turned and started coming up it was kind of like okay Because we have nothing that goes that fast and just starts climbing at will Now question

2:44:29 What is the protocol here? Shouldn't they have blasted that shit out of the sky and we just let that fly around, shouldn't there be a... Locked locked locked. I think, i may be mistaken but in this case they weren't armed I never heard like, oh if only we were armed! I think at the beginning they mentioned it. I believe... But yeah you think you just lock and shoot So many holes in this. Why don't you go fly around with your Cessna? Go fly around and don't heat anything Seconds later the Princeton reacquired the target 60 miles away. Yeah it just appeared there

2:45:16 Mm-hmm in seconds. It was 60 miles away Later, another flight crew encountered what they believed to be the same object and briefly locked onto it with a targeting camera before it zipped off again. They didn't get a visual on it but they did get this flare footage of the forward looking infrared. So you've got the infrared image in your eyesight and the Princeton all saying there is something out there? Yes The Princeton had been tracking the anomalous objects for days Dietrich says they were unarmed. You know, I felt the vulnerability of not having anything to defend ourselves to not having any rounds or anything on the rails if this was in fact a hostile threat and we were engaged. I felt vulnerable and then I felt confused when it disappeared. Dietrich says she briefed superiors about what they all saw In no time, the story of their encounter spread quickly

2:46:19 Rumors like that spread within seconds. I would say with less than 30 minutes the entire ship knew this happened And what was the reception like? Actually thought it was kind of funny and started giving us a lot of grief. Ridicule Yeah, ridicule yeah, they made cartoons and on the ships TV They played Men in Black and Independence Day. I'm an A.V pilot! They made fun of it. Say Buck up soldier Hey When did it get, when were they, was he declassified? Go ahead and talk about it. Did they mention that and who declassified it? Play part three. Okay. Did anybody take it seriously? Yeah I believe the Admiral staff made a few phone calls but how's the extent of it? Christopher Mellon served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Intelligence for Presidents Clinton and George W Bush and was on the staff of the Senate Intelligence Committee

2:47:16 He had access to top secret government programs. He says what Dietrich and Fravor witnessed demonstrated technological capabilities beyond those of the US military's most advanced aircraft. In the case of the Nimitz, these vehicles seem to have unlimited loiter time which we don't have. We're limited in terms of altitude, it's hard to design something that functions well at ground level that can go 60 thousand or 80 thousand feet and then drop down to the deck or drop to 20 thousand feet in a straight vertical line In seconds? Yeah, in seconds And this has been captured on radar

2:47:58 This style of interviewing is also super annoying because the guy clearly knows exactly everything and in seconds, right? It wasn't on radar. Right? I hate that kind of interviewing it's where you know everything but you're acting like you don't And it's only sincere and makes you said it comes across he comes across as insincere And I think he's only doing so he sounds smart Oh yeah, right. Let me finish it's not quite done yet your clip is not over. And this has been captured on radar? Yeah I've talked to some of the radar operators who observe that then the acceleration is beyond any far beyond anything that we're capable of What's the fastest one of our jets can go? Probably for a very brief period of time 1500 or 2000 miles an hour

2:48:48 nothing near the degree of acceleration that has been observed in some of these cases. There's nothing we could build it would be strong enough to endure that amount of force and acceleration. Okay, wow they've given us a 60 minutes of aviation technology thanks! Now a couple things to note if you go into this because they're gonna bring out these reports hmm if you go to the CIA search engine at cia.gov there's a search engine all these documents that they have Actually, there's a couple in there. I went to this years ago when and looked up UFOs and they have all this all the reports And they talk about little green man and things guys showing up and the cop going there and getting zapped Where you oh? I can't remember anything They go on and I mean they have all these reports is all there to read yeah And you can go look them up yourself, and there's no they don't come to any conclusions They just but they have all the reports, and they're just

2:49:49 They're 10 times more interesting than this crap about these fast-looking little nuggets going flying around at high speeds, which could be going in and out of dimensions. Who knows what the technology or the gravity engine? It's just something fake. There is something which you identified I think before I did there is something phony about this whole presentation, the entire discussion and I'm now totally convinced it's a movie. Well if it's a movie which that is kind of our theory on the show or these types of stories pop up for a reason It would probably follow along the lines of Project Blue Beam which we've discussed for over a decade and I will give you

2:50:41 the main steps of Project Blue Beam and what it is for. This is a conspiracy theory, so I'm speaking to you as a conspiracy therapist. The idea... Wugga wugga! What is that term for you? The Dutch term? A vuppy! A vuppy or a vuppy? I am a vuppy! Vuppie report! Hey everybody! Vuppie report! This, the entire idea is to bring in one religion people will believe in something much bigger than them. This is the whole concept behind Project Blue Beam and it works with film! It works in the following ways first break down all aspects of historical knowledge archaeological knowledge of course we've had you know lots

2:51:24 artifacts destroyed with wars and taken down and blown up, that's happened in the past 10-20 years. But also falsifying for people's minds I mean have kids seen more History Channel about archaeological knowledge and where we come from or they've seen E.T., Star Wars, Star Trek and of course the mother load Jurassic Park which changes the theory of evolution? Well hold on a second I watch these things on the History Channel and i think you're downplaying what's actually, what they're really getting presented with which is alien architecture. There was more than a few of those shows not the movies the fictional movies but more that shows playing it as fact that aliens built the pyramids or there was this or their pyramids are great pyramids of Giza were landing places for

2:52:17 saucers and they go on with the devil. These it's always the same guys that one guy with a weird hairdo and, and just five or six of these characters that come on to this ancient alien astronaut something or other. Yeah. Okay so well thank you. You accentuated my point second you've got to have the gigantic show in space So, and this is now starting with the we've got all kinds of things falling out of the sky. We've got asteroids you got crazy northern lights popping up. We've got space Wars probably and now we have these things that are showing up were not

2:52:56 You know, some people see stuff on their cameras. The whole idea is to bring something that people go holy shit there's something out there there's something bigger and this CBS 60 Minutes helps that it gives credibility to all the crack, all the vuppy stuff that is out there because you can believe that much quicker if you know that hey man the Navy said the Tic Tac is real now the third step in Project Blue Beam and this is all over the internet you can find this is either ELF, VLF or LF frequencies to make people...to beam into people's brains. This is where I think 5G comes in or G5 To make people believe that what they're seeing is godly and that it is speaking to their own soul

2:53:46 And once that's done, you've got your new world order. Now is this likely to happen? No... But could there be a movie like this that pulls these pieces together? Yeah! Do we have we seen it yet do we know what's happening is out there well because Hollywood such a mess right now normal the normal way movies are rolled out their teaser where they show up in the trades about good for casting and for other things it's a mess I can't find the movie Doesn't mean there's not one in production. Well, if there is we have people in Hollywood who might be able to find out now The only other thing I'm hearing a lot of chatter about from people who would be involved in either a film or In some kind of hoax is triple 942 Apophis this is the asteroid that supposed to kill us in 2029 and

2:54:43 This has been around for a long time. It came close in 2004, you know this thing is astronomical and we've had so many asteroid movies that I really don't think... No, we don't need another... no the asteroid movies are not good! No? I don't think it's ever been a huge hit it's just corny Yeah So yeah, I mean if anything it may be used to keep us to lockdown. Hey you know there's stuff falling out of the sky! Tic Tacs from the sky stay home lock down maybe? Well i think we're gonna have to revisit this after the report comes out in two weeks

2:55:31 Because I'm sure the report's gonna be a piece of junk that is going to be useless to everyone but definitely worth reviewing. And in fact we do have a few people to thank for show, what is the show? 1340...1349. Yeah! We're moving along. Let's start with who was on the top of this list today Jason...is it Pangary? Pangary I think

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3:03:19 Well, no because sir. No these now that's interesting hold on a second something wrong here with the lesser dude named Ben name Ben is he getting it? Now he becomes a know he becomes a My own a sir dude named bend if this is very good So this is rails have sir Daniel said he's already asserted was already as I don't see any on here Okay, well here's one Chris Ryan and when you're right on the off the sheet No, I don't think so. Where do you see Chris Ryan? Oh this is not the 266 44 Okay, this isn't outrage III think we have no nights. This is just a 266 44 You know that's the way he was no that's also not

3:04:15 Okay, well then let's do titles. Well. She is you were stunned Don't wanna be a douchebag title changes yeah Well, I'm very sorry about that. It's a rare occasion that we don't get someone achieving knighthood If we mess this up let us know So if you do have title changes Sir R Daniels back in the saddle with his own businesses now He becomes Baron and Sir Dude-Name Ben becomes the Ben Defender of my Watts Baronette of the electrical grid! I have a feeling he was already Sir Dude Name Ben so that brings him to baronette status We thank both these royalties

3:04:59 And I might as well tell you that we do have the nice flask of SS15 and the unlimited supply of Brick Tucky bourbon and pork roll egg and cheese sammies here. Even though, we don't have a nighting ceremony, you're very welcome to it! Thank you both for your courage. Well that brings us right to the meetups so let's do it! Meetup! It's like a party. Well, it wouldn't be a party without a couple of meet-up reports as people love to send those in this is the flight of the no agenda meet up from the 22nd Hi this is Brian cat food in the chat room having a great time at the meetup thank you Leo thank you everyone in the morning Boom Shakalaka

3:05:46 Hey this is Sir Circumstance at the Long Beach meetup. We're just watching wolves walking up back and forth on the sidewalk in the morning. Hey here we are in Long Beach, we are so happy to have a crafty little meet-up in that Long Beach California To the morning! Hey, this is Matt down in Long Beach with Roger and a few other douchebags hanging out having a great time. Thanks Leo Hey, Daishonwu This is Thomas the Engineer on my way to becoming a knight Great to be here at Long Beach In the morning Gracias En la mañana IN THE MORNING

3:06:27 I always wonder if it if I should recommend people get these recordings at the beginning, the middle or the end of the meetup. And that I think once people are sauced... It kind of falls apart I think the end is best. Here's the Kansas City meetup report. Hey, this is Sir Spencer we're up in St Joe at the Felix Street Pub. Sir B-Lo is back! From the apparently audio only Sausage Fest this is Matt. Greetings from Missouri We're not woke and we ain't going broke. Lee's here to support the show. Senior Cash you will obey That's right You got Jack B-Lo here, going broke. My only customers are you fuckers. Special thanks to my wife Dame DeLorean for holding in that baby and insisting I attend the meetup! For future KC Meetups keep your eyes on noagendameetups.com

3:07:20 I think they're a little too PBS sounding down there in Missouri. Oh, we're gonna critique the meetup reports? That's cool! I like that! Okay... Let's do this! That's the end of that! I think we should be critiquing MeetUp Reports yes! That's what we need Here's from the meetup calendar no agenda meetups calm for today the super free in Sioux Falls South Dakota Meet up three o'clock at Arrowhead Park and Myrtle Beach, South Carolina The sanitary salt air meet up it hardly pub and grub It keeps it shows up as Florida but I've been told quite clearly. It was South Carolina

3:07:56 Thursday on the 27th Dame Savage Nashville tour stop 6 p.m at Martin's Barbecue Joint and on Friday Santa Inez Valley COVID survivor support group 633 pm a Gino's Pizza in Buellton I think i'm saying that right Then also on Friday, the K-Town Knoxville Tennessee Throwdown at 6.30pm at Schutzbräu Brewing and ahead for rounding out the rest of the month of May 29th Rhode Island Houston and Amarillo Texas and Brisbane Australia on the 30th for more meetups near you they are worldwide and anyone can join just come hang out bring your positive attitude your small amygdala everything's going to be great

3:08:37 And if you can't find one, go to noagenda meetups.com and start one it's easy and you'll find they're just like a party All right then I have I do have one last item to do, but first i think we should look at our ISO selections. And you already heard my first one... Wow! Which i think is totally a contender what do you have? Well i'm looking for my sheet not finding it and moved it around during this donation. Do you have one or two? Yeah they all say ISO. So i got pop pop ISO here we go

3:09:38 Okay. Don't you think that'd be good before wow? Yeah, maybe hold on let's listen to your awfully awfully awfully awfully Well I like the idea of the Wow and the pop but i do have one late entry That's just a tip! I don't know if you like that one No okay I got great achievement Hold on uh great achievement That is a great achievement Huh? End of show, end of show. Great achievement I'm kind of liking your original idea Okay let's go with laugh Okay hold on you got a lot today where is laugh here we go Are you ready for a laugh Well i like great achievement the most personally but I do like the idea pop followed by wow Pop followed by wow let me see how that sounds hold on second So get a wow okay the pop

3:10:43 Let me boost the levels a little bit. Okay, this is high end ladies and gentlemen. Wow! It's so stupid. Wow! Yeah I like it it's so dumb it's perfect yeah I think we definitely should keep it at that. Your systems are offline You're listening to the No Agenda Morning Zoo on Getmo Radio. You got butt slammed You are correct, sir. Alright so as we continue our new entertainment property which is the No Agenda Morning Zoo As we were putting together the cast and crew of this fantastic product We did ask for some auditions for the Entertainment Reporter slot on the crew And far I know that we received exactly one submission

3:11:43 He did, he sent us to talk about John's. Yes yes he said in one just a straight read which is not that good but he did produce a I think his production was pretty decent it's right in with the scheme of things it sounds zooey yep and he's got two rights great style I would tighten it up a little bit and have a few notes for him but we're not going play the whole thing because they did two-and-a-half and also your entertainment report has to fit within 130 you can't do 245 you gotta read faster I mean that's just, we got commercials to play. Well he added a lot- He adlibbed which was you know...I think you should play the whole thing! I think it's worth it. Hello to all my gays, my theys every which ways this is Clay Dunigan here with your Hollywood Update! Jennifer I just have to say that your hair looks fantastic today and that blouse really brings out your eyes now if we could only do something about Darren O'Neal in his resting dick face

3:12:40 It looks as if J-Lo and her old beau Ben Affleck are starting up again. They've been spotted all over town! Onlookers say they've crossed the friend zone, and headed straight into the bone zone. They've been spotted at The Big Sky Resort on Montana then seen holding hands getting out of a private jet. It looks pretty serious Which is also what my doctor told me when I showed him my scrote after using manscape.com products And of course, we all know that Bennifer would not be doing this just for the publicity That idea is just crazy There's no way they could possibly want to star in yet another failed movie together

3:13:26 But the big news this week is all about the Friends reunion that was a decade in the making. And if you're a Gen X shut-in, turn off your Goo Goo Dolls CD because we all know you cannot wait another minute! Every cast member finally agreed after checking their bank accounts and hoping to reignite more than one dead-end career. After all, Jennifer Aniston can't bear the idea of starring in another Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey movie. Horning in on the action like my boyfriend's roommate during sex look for defective Andy Richter clone James Corden finding his way into the situation

3:14:04 He's been given exclusive interviews with the cast and no doubt someone will be forced to sing in his car. More than likely, Aniston and Schwimmer doing a cringy version of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Finally, in real movie news the bearded bigot Mel Gibson is back in action with Alicia Cuthbert and the hung and hunky Josh Duhamel. In a new action thriller called Bandit. Expect people to be chasing each other around in cars a lot as well as boner inducing brawls No release date has been set And future discussions will all about how racist Republican Mel Gibson still gets work

3:14:48 I think i know it has something to do with his big mouth and that soft luscious beard. Anyway, that's your Hollywood Update for Tuesday! And Moe you know all about being hung and hunky I am sure. Alright okay here's my long hit well yes here's my thoughts on now first of all we know that John is not gay Which is a problem because he's the only one who has auditioned for this. This is Fletcher, for people who didn't realize it So I've decided we can try something else if we just want to cast him We could make him like... He swears that he's straight Either that or he's bi-curious? We have to come up with an angle because its not fair towards other gay actors

3:15:46 Well, I don't understand why some gay actors haven't stepped up. They say... well uh i'll put the script in the show notes again Look look! I have an alternative idea which does it's not pure zoo okay but it does show up a lot in these stupid hollywood reports The pretentious old woman who reviews movies for the local tv station usually wears a big hat We're not gonna have that on The Morning Zoo Okay, I just said it was an alternative idea. What morning zoo do you listen to? Well this is gonna become a problem yeah we've had to come on somebody out there step up people step up save the show with our exit strategy don't you want us to be millionaires running the morning Zoo commanding the ship

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3:17:40 Looking forward to Thursday's show, Deconstruction always at the ready. Thanks for your time talent and treasure until then adios amofos! And such! We're gonna get it soon and then we can play yay I'm so excited. We will get to play together when it's done, the shot! We will get to play together when its done, the shot! People have got to understand vaccination is going to be in the end your route to liberty. Masking up, washing my hands

3:18:34 This'll be over by Easter I think the curve is pretty flat now, what gives? All I want is a pint in a pub Took my chances on an adverse event Oh, I'm not allergic Got side effects but now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to get lashed You see, I got the Pfizer It's the cream of the crop No blood clots and no thrombocytes have been... uh... ...flat Boris Johnson is gonna keep his lights up And what's worse is it even though I've got the Pfizer You know its just super painful but Its not going to allow us to completely back to normal We'll be back better

3:19:34 in the same ballpark as seasonal influenza. You've got to speak up, speak up and speak out. It's in all of us, all of us together But there is absolutely no evidence that vaccine contains any ingredient that would turn your arm magnetic Apparently Dr Fauci has told him you can catch this thing through the webcam No you can't Not unless you get in front of a car as I step on it On the T's What are some of the ways people can make this next chapter even better? I don't have time to go through it all. I just want you to enjoy it over cocktails and dinner this evening A once in a lifetime chance to start over We actually have every intention to share the complete totality of the counterproposal with you all, we'll just wait for that meeting to conclude to do that This is silence, miscomplicity

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