1:02:26 Yeah, that's ten times the amount of shows. Yeah, so hallelujah Anyway, as a part of our de-platform immunity we don't have advertisers. We chose this very early on and we said to people hey you want us to do this? You know we got to get paid somehow and we came up with this model where you send us the value that you feel you received out of listening to the program and it turns out a lot of people get value when they like to thank us for it and we like to thank them by By reading their donations on the air, we like to start early in the show just like Hollywood. Oddly enough with our executive producers and associate executive producers. And we should mention that only notes that we are obliged to read by rule are those of the executive producers. Correct! And people will continue to say... In the olden days
1:03:18 When we started, we read everything. We didn't have that many donations? No, we got donations and we got enough but it became that we started getting more donations than what we said would do a cut off So we started reading all the notes about $50. Yeah, and then people started sending big long notes We ended up with at least two copies of war in peace By a couple of the guys sending in 51 dollars. We got it. Oh, we gotta update that from not War and Peace But it has to be the entire Lord of The Rings series or something that we have to do a little hipper than Warren piece You know Game of Thrones alt all three books
1:04:00 Geez. Anyway, so we had these people writing these long tomes and it was getting...it was taking up the show! The show half the show was reading these long notes for people who donate $50. So that's when we cut off the 50 dollar notes and you want to get mentioned and we will read occasional notes from the between 50 and 200, but 200 and up. The notes we feel obliged to read them, we read them in their entirety, and some of them are quite long that we don't... We more or less appreciate the shorter notes And so because some people seem to have lost that memo and they're writing notes as if they're asking for jingle requests. They're also very, they're also very happy many of them when they achieve a knighthood or another status there very well we don't have a problem with just forget you know? So it's good to remind them that there is show to be done. So try and keep it short. We do it this way. A lot of people get mentioned, a lot of people get their notes read
1:05:04 sometimes more than others. We do have two executive producers and two associate executive producers for today's show. Oh, we have gender balance? Nice. It's a nice, uh, nice balance. We start off with anonymous Gentlemen, your work is greatly appreciated. If you want to credit my knightly name Sir Thurbig, Thurblig. Feel free but don't mention my real name perhaps I will be in town for the Atlanta meetup keep up the great analysis
1:05:40 Let me read this note last time. He's followed by, no jingles, no nothing. That's followed by Colin Preston in Oregon City, Oregon who sent a check-in and written note. Oh we finally got to check again! Yeah, we've finally got some checks. Do you think there was some kind of blockage in the system? I find it to be peculiar... Well do you know what Comics Reblogger says He says donations are down because you blocked him on Twitter. He did a whole comic strip about it! Did he? He did a cartoon, yeah Oh I gotta see it Yeah... I've been listening since-I'm sure its very flattering to me To me too believe me I've been listening since and he wonders why he gets blocked Uh..i've been listening since episode 1089 33 times 33 Did we miss that when it happened? 33 times 33 was 1089
1:06:39 I'm sure we did your media deconstruction is fantastic and elevates my critical thinking skills you have since become my primary source of news We love hearing that by the way It's good for your it's good for your sanity. That's for sure. Let's go for the big It's not not much important stuff that you hear otherwise yes, your idea to lease the naming rights of your studio is a moneymaker but The terms need to be defined. Would it be per show, per week, per month? Highest bidder nights and dames only would multiple sponsors be allowed for a show I am a small business owner and interested in this prospect as I would rather give my advertising dollars to you guys than to some corporate firm
1:07:22 Mmm, I have so one Point one if we did naming rights of the studio it would have to be in a monthly basis. Otherwise It's just stupid it's just yes two I'm a little concerned that he used the A word there and I don't want to be advertising I'm a little concerned about that I want people to support the show because they like the work and not because it's an ad Well, it definitely needs more discussion. John, he writes...
1:08:11 Oh, try cooking it at 225 to 250 Fahrenheit instead of the usual 350. Well doesn't that come out slower? The farm-raised salmon though it's not healthy! I think the ooze just comes out slower if you cook at a 225. I had moments where it doesn't come out... Please plug my business practicalfusion.com Thank you I know he just did that for me and appreciate it good one Practicalfusion.com, www.practicalfusionsmakesense for an American made stainless steel tank ranging in size from 200 gallons to 2000 gallons all made here in Portland Oregon if possible I'll claim the naming rights to Adam's studio for this episode please send a F cancer jingle to my smoking hot wife or her everyone out and everyone out there who needs it okay
1:09:05 Thank you for your courage, keep up the great work. Sincerely Colin, Oregon City. Thank you Colin for reminding us we need to think about the naming rights but there is some apprehension here is the requested and always effective You've got karma Always gets people focusing their energy on effing the cancer Sheila Demordoran. Oh, Demorderan! Dam- what? Damadorin... Damadoren? Demore- Demorde- Demordren isn't this is a famous famous family no? Is it? Yes
1:09:44 I believe so. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 associate executive producer forgive me pod fathers it's been many months since my last donation but this one will take me over to Dame Hood however please note that i had two paypal accounts and deleted one of them so my accounting is not great but it's below in any case just a recap i did 13 mile okay she tells some numbers here i would like to be titled dame Sheila the lady of Lisbon oh Lisboa all right Lisboa the synchronicity of Adam coming to Portugal and a donation from Coinbrah on the last show meant I knew it was time to donate again. I stopped for awhile as the synchronicity of Adam coming, oh I'm sorry my... Sorry jump lines! I stopped for awhile and me and my husband have spent the last year building a house in Spain Asturias to be exact in the far northwest
1:10:37 Which is just the opposite of the country where you are We've been living in Hong Kong for many years and knew we couldn't manage the project from there So we moved to Lisbon rather than to be a tax resident in Spain. Hmm after many years without paying taxes legally I might add, we were weren't ready to submit to Gitmo Nation Euroland just yet so he took advantage of the Portuguese NHR scheme non-habitual residents, you can consult the book of knowledge if you're interested. I actually got this, Stek sent it to me It's very similar to the US If you buy a house Of at least half a million dollars or if you invest in a second home that you'll rent out for $350,000 Or if you invest a million dollars in the company with at least 10 employees then you can come in and you're good to go
1:11:25 Nice. Yeah, it is pretty nice It's very controversial in the United States because apparently a lot of Arabs and other people are just buying you know Building stuff in New York and kind of all the word around like they own the place The word here is it's the French The French are coming all over coming into Portugal and building and buying everywhere used to be the Brits now. It's the French interesting well price of the value of the Of the pound is not making it easy. No yeah It's been an interesting ride. My Spanish ain't great, my husband is non-existent so Google Translate and some helpful neighbors have really... How about getting a little stupid to speak into this please?
1:12:10 It says our neighbors have been our friends, but luckily they're very friendly. And Portugal's one of the great countries of associate... They socialize a lot. They love it. But luckily their house has turned out okay. There's a pick below and I didn't see that we're planning to use it when we can and rent it when we're not. Adam your note about Portugal made me laugh. It really is the back end of Europe perched on the edge of the Atlantic and feeling in many ways like Time has stopped, although the influx of foreign money from various visas apparently really look like time was stopped years ago. Which you're not witnessing.
1:12:49 Anyway, Lisbon probably blah blah blah. We like got to know the city quite well in some parts of it really in a time warp but as a soft landing back into Europe after many years away has been kind. The people are friendly and the younger ones speak excellent English this is true as John says the wine is good cheap and plentiful its sunny a lot although gray and rainy today And it's a day drive to our house which has worked out well for us although I really miss good Asian food Yes you know you can cook it yourself You know what this is? This is here, we had some good meals. And by the way everything soon to be Dame Sheila said and let me add wine in a tube that makes Portugal really... Wine in a tube makes Portugal fantastic. Octopus! Are there any other Portugal listeners out there I'd love to arrange a meetup? Yes they are. We do have about two or three. No we have a couple they've all emailed me
1:13:46 In fact, I think we've gotten some special treatment at the hotel thanks to some back-channeling of one of our producers. Oh that's nice! Yes very nice Very very nice Which goes amenable to that Yeah they are I really enjoy hearing about all the other meetups and are very jealous. Should i just go ahead and list one? It would be so great, yeah you can! Yeah of course! It'd be so great to meet some other like-minded people here uh no jingles for me but can I have some home rental and business karma so we can continue living the dream thank you both for keeping on keeping on your show is a rare moment of sanity in a world that gets crazier by the day
1:14:23 Thank you very much Sheila, and I look forward to seeing you at the roundtable later on here's your karma as requested. You've got karma by the way Octopus the octopus in Portugal is great. I have never really been an octopus guy And all just kind of the look of it But I've had it twice now since we've been here with this they have these purple sweet potato Pooh, it's very... they kind of put it make into a puree and then they've got the just the octa- It's dynamite. The dynamite is... Hey, the food in Portugal is fantastic. Make sure you get some linguiça. Linguixa? Okay. Oh actually use to smuggle back some of these. They have this sauce I'm just gonna tell you about this there's a couple of sausages that are like
1:15:13 They're not salami because they're seasoned totally alien, but they are fabulous. A lot of times you can use some of these sausages and salamis... You just cut a little piece off and put it in something that seasons the whole dish is pretty amazing. One of our producers sent me an email I replied and copied you which is why I'm going to tell you about it because you never read my email And he said, I'm working. I started working on a best of a no agenda best of so you guys could take it to show off and he wants to do was from Chris. No, no this is no Chris is separate Chris needs people to send him your favorite bits. That's something different Chris is Chris is gonna come up with I know what Chris is doing something just an outrageous best of Sir Chris Wilson you can find him it'd be a whole show oh yeah but this producer want to do A best-of just of food and wine conversations And I like the idea But I don't know if it's if it's a whole Best Of show I don't think get an hour out of it He says he can get two hours out of it
1:16:16 Well, it's possible. But will that be interesting for everybody? It'll be interesting to some people really I think it's really a minority of the listeners who care Maybe do one hour and then we could package it with something else. I can use this as like a filler but in the meantime on my honeymoon We're doing a live show that's what we like doing most so onward with more thanks Uh, anyway. Yeah. Portugal is fantastic. The wine is great and you'll have a good time. And people are friendly and it's photogenic. That's the thing I think about it. I should talk about just for a second. I have always had...I like to take photos and I take a lot of them and there are some places that are photogenic just naturally. You can just hold the camera up and shoot. You got something. You could blow up five feet by six feet
1:17:07 And it's just dynamite. In fact, they have one I'm going to frame shortly and then there are other places that you'd think are photogenic and it is impossible to squeeze shots out of them. It's something about the earth and the light, I think... The actual quality of the dirt? There's something about-I totally agree with what you're saying Well, this place has always gotten the best of me as New Orleans I cannot get shots there that are worth a shit. And finally, I decided that my best bet and actually got some good shots doing this just shooting doorways doorway, doorway, doorway, doorway, doorway and you end up with a nice collection of pictures but generally speaking New Orleans...and that took me years to figure out New Orleans is rough. Why? I mean i'd love to get together with the professional photographer who's actually
1:18:01 can shoot New Orleans and make pretty pictures, because I've never been able to do it. And i'm reminded of a story and this is the story of Marla Maples, I told on the show before... and has to do with photos... Marla Maples was previous girlfriend? Trump's second wife. Oh you married her right yeah Trump's second wife yes Yeah so I met Marla Maples and she is one of the most beautiful women you'll ever see And I realized that she was so outrageously beautiful, that I've never seen a picture of her that made her look as beautiful as she actually is in person. So you said, aha! I have a quest?
1:18:41 Well, I didn't have a question. She's not going to let me shoot her but... But I was having my photo taken by some photographer in New York for some magazine and somehow the conversation because he did art too, art pictures and like it's side story there but I mentioned Marlon Maples. I said you know the funny thing about her she's really so much prettier than any picture I've ever seen, and the guy goes nuts. He says you're right! He says I was given the assignment to shoot pictures of her and I spent days trying to capture this phenomenon and I couldn't do it. So there's something...there's a mystery to photography then. You should have just lowered your f-stop it would have been fine
1:19:26 Next on the list, sorry I can get carried away with these stories. I love that story it's a good story 23456 from Sir Otaku Baron of Northeast Texas in the Red River Valley Wanted to show a little support for the best podcast in the universe. Gonna get some JCD mac and cheese karma with Little Girl Ye I've got back-to-back BBQ competitions this weekend, and I need all the karma you can get. Whoo! A competitor cooker? I like that 73 is K5VZ. Sir Otaku Let me just see we got the Mac & Cheese Mac & Cheese Mac & Cheese I want make sure I get the right one
1:20:11 Is this the one that he wants? Let me see. No, that's not it This is odd I could do this a million times and now I gotta pull up mac and cheese And maybe its JCD Mac What's going on with this? I feel pretty stupid Well I really do, but hold on a second. Mac and cheese? Is this the one? Yes! You slaves can get used to mac and cheese. Macaroni and cheese with cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese... There we go. You've got karma. I knew i had it in me
1:20:57 You did. And last on our list is, if I can find my arrow on the screen... Hello arrow! Always worried about that. Is Michael Rineker $200 and 33 says it turns out we had three associate executive producers And I can't there's no note from him on here, and I don't have any email from a maybe you do. I don't I sure don't Well he's got the thirty-three at the end there So that's always good news means He's not a first time donor more than likely but give him some gratuitous karma now with the goats You've got Karma
1:21:38 Yeah, that is our group of executive producers associate executive producers for show 1148. Yes Thank you In both levels associates and the executive producers these are credits that you can use anywhere Credits are accepted they're valuable because hey let's face it executive producer That says something They are just like any other producer credit in Hollywood And you can even show a receipt that you are real produce unlike a lot of the phonies And if anyone ever questions you or challenges you, we'll be happy to back you up. You can do it again! You can support the show for Sunday I'll be back in Austin Texas and please visit our handy website to see how you could support the program devorak.org slash n a Without a doubt you've learned a lot today. You learned about wine in a tube Our formula is this We go out...we hit people in the mouth