2:17:21 I've heard it. Uh, i've heard the serial number stuff uh...I have not looked at it because at this point what does it matter? I'm gonna show my school by donating to no agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh yeah that'd be fab hold on! Hold on! Hold On! Can't hear you what At this point what difference does it make That's wha-that's what I needed to say Or I think she says She actually puts I could do way she phrases it is just a little different. Here it is. What difference at this point does it make? Hold on, here it is! What difference at this point doesn't make? There it is. Yeah what difference at this point doesn't make yeah Jeff McReynolds is our top producer and the second half part of the show here for sure 1094 $148 21 cents from Heath Texas he's gonna be knighted
2:18:22 Which means we do have to read this. Yeah, we got a read it I was saving this donation for the show 1100 but John's epic fail email sounded desperate and desperate times need alcohol With this donation that now reached knighthood it took me three years when I'm finally here So he just got some issues which will take care of He says now for my fellow producers what the hell fire up some donations? Don't let the m5m win Noah Jenna is one of the most important shows in the pod-verse. Pod-verse? I don't know if i like that. We're now, we're now... In the PODVERSE! The last thing we need's another advertiser owned analysis show filling the void it's a huge void it would be without what a huge void it would be without Noah Jenna John was right his email the past two shows have been two of the best and I'm not joking
2:19:22 You're just not helping them. You're helping me and the whole world donate now you helping me, and you okay? Yes anyway Thanks for all you do right so it's gonna be knighted as sir Jeff row of the wall rock wall, and he did one hold on no He wanted a couple of jingles And since I've been sitting here collecting them while you've been reading at least probably should at least play them since he's becoming a knight Where is put this oh? Oh, there it is. You have mac and cheese too delicious to believe Star Wars Sharpton Which was in most of the cookies the fortune cookies? That's right that's right from night Yeah Was that the Michigan local one who did the the fortune cookie logo one did a bunch of Chinese fortune cookies 90% Of the fortunes were what Sharpton says in this clip
2:20:12 Well, it's coming. You slaves can get used to mac and cheese! Macaroni and cheese shatter melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese... It's almost too delicious to believe my friend Star Wars everyone's going nuts about it You've got karma Maybe that's our ISO for today So I had the, that's a good one. So I had these cookies at the dinner with the millennials and they opened it up what kind of a fortune is this? Not big listeners of the show huh? It was very funny, it's too bad the cookies
2:21:00 There's a couple of manufacturers in San Francisco that do this because those cookies, I don't know where you got those but they're terrible. Anyway David Vossen 144 bucks belated Hanukkah donation 144 from the night of the shape-shifting Jews Thank You Please play my song at the end of the show if there is time Yeah yeah i'll do it John Harvey III, 125 from Nashville Tennessee. Recent shows have been outstanding. Sir Ever of the Watt 12345, another Michiganian apparently. Sir James in Las Vegas Nevada 12345 David Bowker in Nashville Tennessee 12235 He's got a birthday call out for himself yes yep yep got it
2:21:51 Sir Vito, the Mountain Wap in Evergreen Colorado 111.73 Merry Christmas Robert Marsh 111.11 Hope this drunk donation helps. Oh with Robert Marsh that is Laura Wilson and Sammamish Washington 111.11 Sir Schwartz in some place. Langfeld Denmark, I don't know what it is because there's a bunch of characters. Lang something. Langlauf? Langley! Sir Brian Watson of the Grove in Sugar Grove Illinois 10940
2:22:33 Anticipation of an outstanding show, 1094. You got it? Sir Milkman 10101, Sir Sean Mayuck North Carolina, Moyuck. Moyoc, North Carolina. Really? 100. Andrew Murray, Playa Del Rey California 100. Randy Carson in Pahrump. Pahrump, Pahrump, Pahrump Nevada 100. The whole area where there's lots of whorehouses or used to be. How would I know? Dan Homer in East Lansing Michigan Robert Tennant that's $100 also Tennant Robert Tennant a hundred Ian Trimble in Baton Rouge Louisiana
2:23:12 Watch out for the foamers, he says. 100 Julie McNeil in San Gabriel Louisiana Interesting coincidence Also a hundred Sir Benjamin Rogers A hundred from Boone Iowa Lot of hundreds here that's interesting And anticipate Adam Curry's first visit to Des Moines Yes You know we set up a meetup Well don't you remember we announced that? Yeah It's in the works February 22nd. It's kind of an insult to the Texans who have been waiting all these years, Sir Matt Eskridge in Seattle Washington $100 sir Corwin Underwood 100 hours from Hamilton Ohio it's been a long time does he do she know oh he's got it wait this donation he's got something what is this we missed one? He wants to protect you always full baron upgrade
2:24:08 It's not on the list. Yeah, neither was Sir Chris Spears on a list. Okay sir Corwin Underwood and Baron of Southwest Ohio? So sir Corwin Underwood and he becomes Baron of... okay got it South West Ohio. Kurt Kubal in Wysatta Minnesota nuts 99.99, along with John Foley in Chicago at 99.99, Ryan Gilo 9-0-9 the two perky fake boobs with some jobs, Carmen will give you that at the end. DH Slammer sent a note in with some interesting... it was nice. He did he actually I have it here
2:25:02 He needed here it is karma. Yeah, he said in the morning crackpot and buzzkill if you wouldn't mind breaking for this Baron Of course we break for Barons Unfortunately emergency jobs Karma is an order If you could see clear to administer on the spot jobs karma in the second donation segment where my jingle requests usually do not get played For my nine oh oh nine two perky boobs donation that would be appreciated of course We can do that jobs jobs Jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! Jeffrey Schwab, 8008. Nicholas Black, 8008. Jackson Butler, Leveland Texas, 8008." He needs some jobs karma you get that at the end. Craig Porter, Council Bluffs Iowa he should be at the meetup. Herb Lamb, 8008 up there somewhere. Elias Elias and it's Sir Herb Lamb by the way, Sir Herb.
2:26:14 Kakesh, 8008. Can't go wrong with boobs he mentions Ryan Quick 7337 733 and he says we got too much AOC on the show well that ain't going away nope Wayne Larkom 6665 Derek Cope That's funny. There is a Derek Cope NASCAR driver, but I don't think this is him. This guy is in Shanghai for $66. Joseph Yonah in Tampa Florida. Brian Leslie in Bremerton Washington 6006. The Berlin...I'm sorry Michael Astfalke is in Berlin Deutschland 6064
2:26:57 Brian Leslie, 6006. Chris Swimley, 6006 in Austin Texas. Somebody's apologizing for something I don't know. Anonymous $60 Christopher Dechter 5678 Joseph Hansen 5678 in Carlisle Pennsylvania Stephen Baker 5555 First name only? Oh no first name only Eric did not do a good job on today's spreadsheet sorry Yeah he did a crappy job but you will get a memo In triplicate. Port Townsend, he needs a L Sharpton gibberish we did that earlier Peter Tong Lakewood Washington Alex Schoenveld in Seabrook New Hampshire 5555 J Helsel I guess in Lenoxa Kansas maybe Helsal it's 5554 with Chris Bellderama 5510
2:28:03 Double nickels on the dime. Royal Roy Rory, Rory bus buzz car in Novi Michigan and he's got a note for us to read privately Philip Dean straw 5510 Jamie Graham 5335 Chris Worth Aurora Colorado 5280 Duran Christie Spokane Washington Richard Adams 51 parts unknown Just like my wife you deserve better. Hmm Michael Kleckner 5006 Now wait a minute, wait a minute Michael Kleckner ITM with this donation I have reached Noah Jen the knighthood Please Knight me sir Mike of viewing And he is kilo Delta to Fox Delta X-ray 73s Kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie on the JS 8 call the way on the JSA call
2:29:05 Oh, that's the new protocol baby. All the kids are doing it js8 call all the kids are doing It's a derivative of the FT 8 protocol Yeah anonymous 5001 I'll see you there for a little Q so John yeah I'm gonna design your card. Robert Bruckner, these are all $50 donors name and location. Robert Bruckner location unknown. Kimberly Redmond in Toronto. Jeffrey Chadwick in Ogden Utah. Quan Lu, Quan, Guan I think Lu. Sir Eddie Kilowatt of the Troll Room. Eric Hoffman Edmonton Alberta. Alan Peterson
2:29:54 John Hawley in Blaine, Minnesota. Max Turnquist in Somerville Massachusetts Jonathan Farish and Liberal Kansas Sir Crack parts unknown Robert Kerrback I think in Essexville Michigan Paul Ranum wants jobs karma in Cottonwood Heights Utah good luck! I will put that at the end for you Arjun Van Elteren Yeah, he said Arjen van Elteren from the Netherlands says reverse jobs karma I just got a job and promised myself to donate if karma works plus. I'm seeing 33 everywhere great shows He's giving the Karma back to us okay great Thank You Ariane Pay sir page snake snakes in Amsterdam New Hampshire it says does that work? It's North Holland North Holland North Holland
2:30:52 Paul Eaton, Raymond Chibnick. Ken Burkett, South Lake Texas. Dame Patricia Worthington is always helping Miami Robert Weber in San Jose Roy Tsenhava in Pinyakar. Pineucker. Pineyaker. Pineucker. There you go Brandon Savoy in Port Orchard, Washington. Daniel Niuong parts unknown Robert... I think Daniel is in Sweden. Looks like Daniel's in Sweden. Daniel Niuong Yeah looks like he is too Mark Johnson and Aurora Colorado Brett Yeo in Catonsville Maryland Jason Clegg in San Diego California
2:31:40 Wrapping up we got Raleigh Hawkins, Anna Illinois. That's sir lineman of the net Oh sir linemen of the net that's right. He's Sir lineman of the net yep Sir Richard Gardner Which we know where he's from but it's not on here then Zachary hands lick in Jamison Pennsylvania Keep doing what you're doing? I think y'all said Devorah gilted me into this good Well, thank you. These 50s are really nice! Thank you very much and I think that's an appropriate value for value consideration when we think about going to the movies with two people popcorn and a drink then before you know it at $50 bucks you only get an hour-and-a-half in a dark room with a bunch of smelly people maybe have a nice date
2:32:28 We can't really give you any of that, but look at the content you're getting. You're getting two almost three hours here at the No Agenda Show and that's all we ask for is that you consider what does it worth to you? And that's how our value-for-value system works and we really appreciate it also everyone who came in under $50 either to be anonymous or Or you're on one of our programs, those are the ones that eventually we'll have a nice bass for. It takes a long time to build up a bass with 11-11 and 33s but we really appreciate it And as you'l see there are also people who make it to knighthood easily Although it takes them 10 years, but they had no problem doing it and are very happy And I think we're knighting a couple of them today Also some notes got another emergency jobs karma from sir peep slayer could really use it Be sure to tell the douchebags out there. They need to chip in or go piss up a rope Okay We'll do that in a moment meetup Do it immediately? Jobs let's vote
2:33:30 You've got karma. We did the karma immediately. Meetup, Sir Will Code for coffee? A knight obviously proud producer he says would you mind announcing a meet up Levi Braderland and I are trying to arrange an Edmonton Alberta January 19th That's interesting. Is it really cold in Alberta? Oh, are you nuts but can we get was in Alberta once in July and it was snowing Tina night Tina has some days that she's carrying over into January And yeah We're looking for some more the 19th and may not be a good to 19th might not work The 19th of January in Alberta now is where I want to go I think it's one
2:34:15 cutest little towns in Canada. It's not like, you know a spectacular beauty like Victoria which is something to see or even Ottawa it was quite nice. It's kind of grimy and funny kinda Midwestern way and they have a lot underground stuff going on But there's something quaint and nice about Edmonton. I've always liked Edmonton." Hmm, well it says scheduled for the 19th interested producers can get in touch with Levi San or Will Code For Coffee on Twitter or No Agenda Social or the discussion on meetup.com that's where i would suggest you go and Mimi will jump in as well then we have from Sir Ladyfingers Baron of the Miami Valley a peerage dispute
2:34:55 Adam, I discovered that my protectorate of the Miami Valley has been threatened during the latest executive slash associate executive producer segment. Corwin Underwood of Hamilton has staked all of Southwest Ohio How can I idly stand by when one of MY subjects seeks to supplant me? Please redress this alarming situation! I'm willing to… I will need some documentation. I need some notes on this from both parties involved and then I'll make a decision on behalf of the Peerage Committee. And all decisions by the Peerage… And I'll do it with alacrity. …and all decisions by the Peerage Committee are final.
2:35:35 Yes, and cannot be disputed very much like a spew they can be changed but they can't be camping disputed well Thank you all very much. And as we had some requests for some f cancer and some jobs let's do them both right now Jobs jobs and jobs karma And we always like to wrap up our donation segment with a look at the birthday calendar. For today, we have on the list for December 13th 2018 Joshua Landon turns 39 today
2:36:16 Sir Code Monkey says happy birthday to his brother Zack Zeisler. He'll be celebrating tomorrow on the 14th, so will Sir Chris Spears. Jeffrey Hadwick will celebrate on the 16th and David Bowker... His birthday will be on the 22nd of December We say happy birthday from everybody here at The Best Podcast in the Universe! We got one sword here if we can get your sword. We've got some there we go, we've got one two three No Yes three nights so on the stage, please Lindsey Adams and Jeff McReynolds
2:36:52 Gentlemen, you all three today join us here at the round table of the Noah's Gen, Knights and Dames. And I'm very proud to pronounce to Kate Vee Sir One Guy, Sir Reginald of Pepe Tea and Sir Jeffro of The Rockwall for you gentlemen we have the requisite Cookers and Blow, we got Rent Boys and Chardonnay. We've got cookies and vodka! We've got Pog & Poy, Pinball and Power Chords, Goatchops and goat milk, Polish potato vodka, brown cheese and aquavit and smallhova, pepperoni rolls and pale ales, breastmilk and pablum, ginger ale and gerbils, bong hits and bourbon, Rubinous woman and rosé, aaand we've got mutton and mead