
1440: COVID Medley
Gummy Spaceships, Civil War Horizon, Gangsta Vaccine
A rapper describes using "gummies from Alabama gas stations" to cope with the "Delta variant" news cycle. The lyrics contemplate a "peaceful divorce" of the states or a potential civil war on the horizon. The segment ends with a satirical video from an influencer who pretends to encourage vaccine appointments before shouting "SIGHT! BITCH!" and rejecting the "synthetic proteins."

