Topic: Tyler Stoud

Tyler Stoud of San Antonio and Alan Bernstein are officially knighted after reaching the $1,000 donation threshold. Sir Senpai (Stoud) requested "anime-wrapped Glocks" for his ceremony, while Sir Alan Bernstein was honored by his son Michael for his 72nd birthday. The segment includes the traditional reading of donor notes and the "mutton and meat" proclamation.

The hosts read the weekly birthday list for producers and their families before conducting a final knighting ceremony. Tyler Stoud (Sir Senpai) and Alan Bernstein are formally welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of humorous "perks" such as "Hookers and Blow" and "Persian Wine."