Topic: Turducken

Chet Perry from Pennsylvania promotes his commercial auto glass business, while Eli the Coffee Guy from Gigawatt Coffee Roasters wishes the audience a happy Thanksgiving. Eli mentions he will be preparing a "Turducken" and offers a discount code for his coffee. The segment also includes a "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" sign-off.

The discussion centers on the turducken, a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, which is then stuffed into a deboned turkey. While popularized by NFL announcer John Madden, the dish is attributed to New Orleans surgeon Dr. Gerald R. LaNassa. Historical precedents for multi-bird roasts are explored, including the "Roti Sans-Pareil" from 1807 which featured seventeen different birds.