Topic: Toys R Us

The hosts criticize a warehouse redesign at Toys R Us that made it difficult for parents to find their children. This leads to a story about British Prime Minister David Cameron accidentally leaving his eight-year-old daughter, Nancy, at a pub for 15 minutes. They mock the failure of his security detail and the irony of the government launching a "responsible parenting" program.

A humorous segment regarding the book "Console Wars" by Blake J. Harris, which chronicles the battle between Sega and Nintendo. The host discovers he is a character in the book, emceeing a 1992 "Sonic 2" launch event at Toys R Us, and critiques the audiobook narrator's impression of his voice.