Topic: Tonawanda

The knighting ceremony begins with donations from producers in New York, Alaska, and California. A new knight from the Netherlands, "Celtic Knight of the Flatterlands," is introduced, leading to a discussion about Indonesian spices (sambal) and the proper way to eat a Dutch stroopwafel.

The Buffalo Bills are discussed as Super Bowl favorites following their victory over the Los Angeles Rams. The segment includes various birthday shout-outs for listeners and their families, including a 16th birthday for a producer's daughter in Georgia.

The North Tonawanda Common Council passes a law holding parents legally responsible for their children's bullying behavior, including potential fines or jail time. The hosts debate the "slippery slope" of such legislation and whether it infringes on free speech or effectively addresses repeat offenders.

Scott Thompson is knighted as "Sir Road Wolf, Knight of the Tonawanda Accounting" during his 34th birthday. Another donor, Jacobus Boersma, is thanked for his contribution while the hosts joke about "webcam work" as a career suggestion for his daughter. The segment concludes with a reminder of the upcoming show in Arkansas and the "No Agenda" formula for media deconstruction.