Topic: Time Machine

A leaked PowerPoint presentation from a Chinese physics lab sparked rumors that the government is collaborating on a "time machine" project. Time magazine issued a debunking of the story. Additionally, a news report about a Florida water plant being hacked revealed the facility was still using Windows 7, which the hosts suggest might be a "native ad" planted by Microsoft to encourage upgrades.

Student activist David Hogg is compared to a liberal version of Ben Shapiro, noted for his quick-witted but potentially scripted media presence. Warnings are issued that the media machine often "boomerangs" on young figures who are used for political ends. A brief tangent covers a mutual acquaintance—an artist and "social justice warrior"—who reportedly hates children despite supporting the march.