Topic: Thomas Moser

The hosts thank Cesium-137 for the episode artwork and discuss the "Value for Value" funding model. Executive Producer Thomas Moser donated $355.46, noting that $1,000.01 in binary equals 33, a significant number for the show. The segment includes new musical jingles featuring Representative Maxine Waters.

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Ben Hink, John Haller, and Thomas Moser. The hosts recite the traditional list of "perks" for new knights, including mutton, mead, and blow. Birthdays are celebrated for several community members, including Thomas Moser's 50th.