Topic: Tall Blondes

3 chapters across the catalog

The Portal
Episode 716 2:36:59 - 2:42:07

716: The Portal

Alien Species and the Nordic Blonde Theory

A discussion on extraterrestrial taxonomy mentions the "Nordic Blondes" and "Tall Whites," species that reportedly look human and may be working with the U.S. Air Force in Nevada. The segment references Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell's claims regarding the number of alien species. A humorous theory is proposed that certain Scandinavian physical traits, such as long necks, may be evidence of alien genetics.

Former Soviet Spy
Episode 218 1:00:36 - 1:02:55

218: Former Soviet Spy

Mothership Boarding Pass, 33.33 Subscription Model

A new subscription initiative is introduced, offering listeners a "boarding pass" to the "mothership" for a $33.33 donation. The passes will be serialized and include seat numbers, playing into the show's long-running theme of an alien-assisted escape from Earth. The hosts discuss the technical implementation of the numbering system to ensure exclusivity for donors.

Doomsday is Tomorrow
Episode 216 1:06:30 - 1:08:23

216: Doomsday is Tomorrow

UFO Sightings in China, Extraterrestrial Presence

A report regarding the closure of Xiaoshan Airport in China due to a UFO sighting is discussed. The hosts speculate on the presence of "Greys" and "Tall Blondes" among the human population, suggesting that society has become too distracted to notice extraterrestrial beings living in plain sight.