Topic: Stoughton

A series of high-value donations are read, including $1,000 from an anonymous donor in Stoughton, Wisconsin, and $1,000 from "Dame Jill of the Mobile Mansion." The hosts discuss luxury wine pairings for the new Dames, specifically mentioning Montrachet and Verite. Another $500 donation from "Dame Roundstone" in Connecticut is acknowledged with a custom jingle.

In a formal knighting ceremony, the hosts grant titles to high-value producers, including Dame Jill of the Mobile Mansion and Baron Peter Chong. New knights and dames are promised official rings and are celebrated with a list of "special requests" ranging from king crab legs to bourbon. The segment emphasizes the "Gitmo Nation" community and the prestige associated with these listener-funded titles.