Topic: Peter Chong

In a formal knighting ceremony, the hosts grant titles to high-value producers, including Dame Jill of the Mobile Mansion and Baron Peter Chong. New knights and dames are promised official rings and are celebrated with a list of "special requests" ranging from king crab legs to bourbon. The segment emphasizes the "Gitmo Nation" community and the prestige associated with these listener-funded titles.

A formal knighthood ceremony is conducted for Michael Delosier (Sir Dancing Mike), Christopher Gutierrez (Sir Q-itis), and Peter Chong (Sir Peter). They are welcomed to the "No Agenda Roundtable" with a traditional list of humorous rewards and instructed on how to obtain their official rings and certificates.