Topic: Sir Long The Good

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donations from executive producers, including Rodney Adams (Atomic Rod) and Sir Long the Good. The segment includes the "knighting" of these donors in recognition of their financial support. Other donors are thanked for their contributions, with some requesting "karma" or "douchebag" sound effects for various personal and political reasons.

The hosts discuss the social tradition of not wearing white after Labor Day, noting its origins as an elitist status symbol. The segment concludes with the formal knighting of Sir Atomic Rod and Sir Long the Good for their $1,000 donations. The new knights are welcomed to the "No Agenda Roundtable" and promised ceremonial rings.