Topic: Sir Edward

The show concludes with the formal knighting of Sir Andrew and Sir Edward the Henpecked. Meetup reports are played from Asheville, North Carolina, and a "stoned" group in Amsterdam. Adam Curry lists upcoming meetups across the U.S. and Ireland, emphasizing that "connection is protection" in an increasingly unstable world.

A detailed reading of associate executive producer donations and notes, including birthday call-outs and job karma requests. The segment concludes the primary donation honors for episode 1435, emphasizing the community's role in funding the show.