Topic: Sir Douglas

Douglas Ellis was officially knighted as "Sir Douglas of the Bahamas" for his cumulative contributions of over $1,000 to the show. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list and an invitation to the No Agenda Roundtable. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendarings.com to purchase signet rings used to seal correspondence with wax.

A listener sent a CIA challenge coin from the Langley souvenir shop to the hosts, sparking a discussion about whether the object could contain a listening or tracking device. Despite the suspicion, the gesture is seen as a sign of the show's influence within intelligence circles. The segment concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Douglas Garul and Joe Cool Design for their $1,000 donations.