Topic: Roger Colburn

The show acknowledges a $3,000 donation from Roger Colburn, granting him the title of "Insta-Baron." Colburn, a listener since episode 333, requested the title "Sir James Bond of Episode 1007" and asked for "F-Cancer Karma" for his family. The hosts discuss Colburn's background as an author on personal currency and the "Value for Value" economic model.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Roger Colburn and Morgan Corkill for their significant financial support. New peerage rules are established, clarifying that multiple knights can share the same name (e.g., "Sir Ralph") as titles are not exclusive like land or domain names. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and mead" menu and the presentation of No Agenda rings.