Topic: Paul Anka

With their children moved out, one host and his wife are considering getting two dogs to avoid loneliness. The wife insists on naming them Paul Anka and Doris Day, inspired by the show "Gilmore Girls." The host expresses humorous disdain for the names, suggesting alternatives like "Brutus," "Spike," or "Shithead" to maintain his dignity while walking them.

The hosts discuss potential dog names, with Adam Curry settling on "D-O-G." Scott Souther from Detroit and "Sir Dan the Man" from Cape Coral provide donations. Dan requests karma for his late mother-in-law and celebrates his 32nd wedding anniversary with his wife, Linda, whom he calls his "sizzling hot spouse."