Topic: Doris Day

With their children moved out, one host and his wife are considering getting two dogs to avoid loneliness. The wife insists on naming them Paul Anka and Doris Day, inspired by the show "Gilmore Girls." The host expresses humorous disdain for the names, suggesting alternatives like "Brutus," "Spike," or "Shithead" to maintain his dignity while walking them.

The hosts acknowledge the death of the internet celebrity Grumpy Cat, contrasting the massive coverage with the passing of actress Doris Day. They thank various artists, including Citizen X and Archduke Nussbaum, for providing episode artwork through the No Agenda Art Generator.