Topic: Owl

8 chapters across the catalog

Nurse Injector
Episode 1741 1:50:29 - 1:53:11

1741: Nurse Injector

Bohemian Grove Anecdotes and Piped-In Nature Sounds

A personal anecdote about visiting Bohemian Grove describes the famous giant owl effigy as a rotting stump rather than a pristine monument. The speaker also claims to have discovered that the sounds of frogs and crickets at the site are actually piped-in audio triggered by motion sensors. The account characterizes the exclusive retreat as a "dud" and a simple "drinking club" for old men.

Hatchet Man
Episode 1728 21:13 - 23:44

1728: Hatchet Man

Environmental Regulations and Fire Risk Grifting

A report from a professional firefighter claims that nonsensical environmental regulations prioritizing habitats for the red-legged frog and spotted owl prevent necessary brush clearing. The segment alleges that private contractors and government consultants benefit financially from the current system of fire risk and environmental compliance.

Stapler Abuse
Episode 1545 2:33:34 - 2:37:04

1545: Stapler Abuse

Bohemian Grove, Personal Anecdotes and Sound Effects

A personal anecdote describes a visit to Bohemian Grove, debunking myths about the "Great Owl" statue, which is described as a rotted, fern-overgrown stump. The speaker also claims that the "woodsy" sounds of crickets and frogs at the site appeared to be motion-detected recordings rather than natural wildlife. The segment mentions that celebrities like Steve Miller have private camps and stages within the exclusive retreat.

Mask in a Bottle
Episode 1525 2:58:47 - 3:05:58

1525: Mask in a Bottle

Outro, End of Show Mixes, Brainwave Monitoring

The show concludes with a series of "end of show mixes" produced by listeners, including Melodious Owls and Tom Starkweather. The hosts sign off from the Texas Hill Country and Silicon Valley, teasing a return on the following Thursday. The final audio clips feature a satirical song about eating "lab-grown tumors" and a segment on the potential for workplace brainwave monitoring.

Sloganeer
Episode 1220 56:57 - 59:56

1220: Sloganeer

No Agenda Art and Executive Producer Acknowledgments

Adam and John thank "Melodious Owl" for the Episode 1219 artwork, which referenced a classic George W. Bush jingle. They explain the "value for value" model, emphasizing that the show has no corporate sponsors, allowing for independent deconstruction of news and media.

Eradicate Misery
Episode 582 2:06:49 - 2:11:55

582: Eradicate Misery

Global Cooling, Snowy Owls, Al Roker Polar Vortex Rant

The unusual migration of snowy owls 3,000 miles south of the Arctic Circle is cited as a potential indicator of global cooling. Meanwhile, NBC weatherman Al Roker delivered an aggressive on-air defense of the term "polar vortex," denying it is a "left-wing media conspiracy" linked to climate change. Roker offered $1,000 to charity if anyone could prove he linked the current cold snap to global warming, reflecting a defensive shift in the climate change debate.

Aromatic Poo
Episode 327 57:14 - 1:00:56

327: Aromatic Poo

Natchez Trace Parkway, Mississippi Local News, Planking

A drive on the Natchez Trace Parkway is described as a "tunnel vision" experience due to strict speed enforcement and dense trees. Local news from Aberdeen, Mississippi, highlights teacher furloughs and a local editorial encouraging the trends of "planking" and "owling," which Dvorak interprets as a sign of a modern-day Great Depression.

The Vivek Kundra "Hollow" Deck
Episode 121 1:03:11 - 1:04:54

121: The Vivek Kundra "Hollow" Deck

Wiltshire Owl Crop Circle, Palm Pre Data Privacy

A new crop circle depicting an owl appeared on Woodborough Hill in Wiltshire, sparking a brief debate on its origins. The conversation shifts to reports that the Palm Pre smartphone uploads user GPS location data to the manufacturer. While the data is reportedly anonymized, the hosts express concern over the trend of constant device tracking.