Topic: Oryx Steak

A media report featuring a head waiter on the Queen Elizabeth cruise ship describes the extreme luxury available to high-paying passengers, including personal butlers and "anything you want" menus. John C. Dvorak mocks the waiter's claim that they would "try" to make pumpkin pancakes, arguing it contradicts the promise of unlimited service. Dvorak expresses his lingering grudge against the cruise line for their lack of cooperation with his past reporting efforts.