Topic: Northland

A formal knighting ceremony was held for several long-time donors, including Nathan Scheuermann, who was dubbed Sir Shooey. The segment included personal notes from listeners regarding family losses, career changes, and their long-term commitment to the show. New titles were bestowed, such as Baron of the Northland and Dame Finger Mole, as part of the show's tradition of recognizing its producers.

A news report features Jane, a "certified" therapy donkey in Canal Park, Northland, used to provide emotional support in schools and nursing homes. The validity of such certifications is questioned, leading to a satirical proposal to create a "No Agenda" service donkey certification program complete with parchment paper and specialized harnesses.