Topic: Nipples

Rachel Maddow is criticized for her inaccurate prediction that the USNS Comfort would not arrive in New York on time. Meanwhile, internet rumors regarding New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's brother, Chris Cuomo, and potential nipple piercings have gained traction. The hosts speculate that the "creepy" internal politics at NBC might be leading to a setup for Maddow as her ratings decline.

A humorous investigation into Wall Street Journal reporter Yochi Dreazen uncovers an old biographical blurb from his time at the University of Pennsylvania. The student newspaper stub includes bizarre personal details, such as his room resembling a brothel and a claim that he has "silver dollar-sized nipples." The hosts use this to illustrate the permanence of embarrassing information on the internet.