John C. Dvorak recounts attending a 10th-anniversary party for NetSuite, a company he describes as "SAP in the clouds" for small to medium enterprises. The conversation shifts to Dvorak's persistent bandwidth issues on Comcast, noting the irony that their connection is often better when Curry is in England. Dvorak mentions his intention to have Comcast monitor his five-megabit upload stream to diagnose the warbling audio quality.

