1:20:53 to a different state and then she divorces you, she may not get as much as she would like in California or some of these states where there's no fault laws. Or places where they can just ream you and take everything! So I mean that's a specious argument unfortunately it sounds like it makes sense. Let me tell ya the Adam Curry strategy to that... Umm..I put everything on my wife's name Everything We're married And so whatever she has, I get half of it. So I don't have to deal with that crap Okay, and by the way she's making three times the money I am now So she better watch it But for some reason And we didn't get married because we want to get married. We got married for a green card. I'm not gonna lie about it
1:21:38 uh... we had no intention of getting married fortunately it's worked out been pretty good david marie a long time ago were more work on twenty two years so you know not not bad at all but the hell of a green card where we literally went down to city hall on that friday afternoon and what did she want the green card in junior was a deal we haven't sold uh... here we had a a toward and very public affair in the netherlands And, you know we'd been together for about a year and then this opportunity to work for MTV came up. And they called me and said do you want to come at work? I said well hold on a second. Patricia here's the deal they'll give me two-year contract if you wanna move with me it will be whole new start. We get out of all this craziness paparazzi hiding out in trash cans stupid shit like that
1:22:25 And I said, if you don't want to go, I'm not going to. She said let's do it so we picked up her 12 boxes of clothing and our car and moved to America. So basically she had to leave the country every three months in order to have a valid visa And then at one point she said to me, you know so we were living in New York and about three quarters of a year. She says you know okay I gave up everything, I gave up my career, um you know I love you, we're having a good time but what if all the sudden whatever it just doesn't work out anymore? What do I have? I have absolutely nothing, I have no standing in this country, I have nothing at all. You know can we think about putting together some kind
1:23:08 agreement that you would give me some protection fair question by the way it is a young i'm giving a very short abbreviated version and i like the way the women work us yeah so uh... unlike crap like in and then of course i had this genius like all these in the easiest ways to get married you know that there's a contract it split down the middle it says easy And she said, okay. And then we still had to do blood tests at the time in New York... You might still have to a blood test in New York I don't know? To see if you're not marrying your cousin or whatever the hell that's for No no, the blood test was always for syphilis Oh okay well let me That was my understanding though The reason those blood tests were really that was the point where you could stop venereal disease and with syphilis mainly Those blood tests go back into this
1:23:56 the pre-penicillin era. Because of course you only actually have sex when you're married, got it? So that makes total sense so we uh... you know he got all the paperwork and then there was like a friday afternoon and I and it was a beautiful sunny day in a call drop and said hey how about today she said yeah sure and so i grabbed steve leads the guy who is doing talent coordination they said your my witness who went down to city hall nick in a communicar which like a car service had the car circle block I was actually a witness for a couple that came before us, because their witness hadn't shown up. We got married and we had a bottle of champagne on the way back up to 56th Street and then we were married! And then 10 years later we did a real party in a proper celebration but that gave her green card and that was the only reason why we did it because we loved each other anyway
1:24:47 It didn't make any difference. But of course we had that luxury because we weren't a gay couple, so I can understand where... but by the way they were you know they do check on you! A year later we had to both come to an interview and they interviewed us separately and then they checked if the answers to the questions matched up and it was like besides the obvious where's your address? What color eyes does she have? You know all these really weird, I wish i had written them down. It was a whole bunch of weird questions where you actually kind of felt uncomfortable it's like oh crap man! I hope don't fail this. They might ask me something strange and had to prove that yeah you have bank accounts together and all that but they really did check it. Yeah now I understand they do that