Matt Bartlett was officially knighted as "Sir Matt the Bard Knight Troll of the Diminished State" after completing a long-term "layaway" donation plan. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and the granting of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Bartlett, a Michigan resident, noted that his title reflects both his status as a former "lurker" and his hope for a smaller federal government.
