Topic: Mary Brett

Major donations from producers including Earl Mittens and Mary Brett are acknowledged, with Mary Brett receiving an "Instadame Baronetess" hood. The segment also notes the start of Ramadan on April 1st and the elevation of Benjamin Nidas to the "Count of San Francisco."

The hosts acknowledge high-tier donors and executive producers, including a "12-12-12" donation from Brett Lamont in Queensland. Several listeners are granted knighthoods or associate executive producer status for their financial support. Personal notes from donors regarding health issues, home hunting, and birthdays are read on air.