Topic: Mariella

Dame Mariella, a speech-language pathologist, submits an evaluation of President Joe Biden's speech patterns. Using the Stuttering Severity Index, she argues that Biden does not have a true stutter but rather exhibits signs of age-related cognitive decline. The segment also addresses a disgruntled listener's email regarding the show's coverage of Ukraine and Goldman Sachs.

A producer named Mariella shares her story of surviving a subarachnoid hemorrhage (brain aneurysm) in Portland, Oregon. She credits her recovery to her fiancé's quick actions and the "health karma" from the No Agenda community. The segment concludes with the news of her engagement at Glacier National Park and her request for specific show jingles.