Topic: Lost Bits

Producers Sir Lucas of the Lost Bits and Cyborg Dave requested specific musical jingles, including themes featuring Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. The segment acknowledged the creative contributions of the "Troll Room" and "Sewer Chat" communities. One producer, Craig from FEMA Region 5, requested a "de-douching" and a triple "That's True" jingle.

Lucas Lundy is knighted as "Sir Lucas of Lost Bits" after years of listening and finally securing a software engineering position. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, granting him a seat at the No Agenda roundtable and reciting the list of "perks" associated with the title.