Topic: Jay Hamilton

The hosts examine the history of the Federalist Papers, noting they were originally published under the pseudonym "Publius" to promote the ratification of the Constitution. They discuss the irony of liberals using an "arcane" 18th-century document to subvert the election results. Dvorak mentions a bet he won against journalist friends who were convinced Trump would quit the campaign before the election.

Ethan Smith and Sir Thomas Nussbaum are recognized for their contributions to the show. Smith requested a "de-douching" and called out Jay Hamilton and Lyman Darby as douchebags. Nussbaum, a "9x Knight," is working toward becoming a Duke by his birthday in October.