Topic: Howard Johnson

Executive producers are acknowledged for their financial support, including Howard Johnson and Michael Pettigrew. Pettigrew's donation is tied to his wedding anniversary on Valentine's Day, which the hosts joke is a strategic move to save on gifts. The segment transitions into a critique of Beyonce's national anthem performance and the marketing of the Super Bowl.

The hosts recognize new executive producers Howard Johnson and Jason Chomel, along with associate executive producer Deborah Hutchinson. They promote Zydeco's Restaurant in Mooresville, Indiana, which offers a 10% donation to the show for patrons who mention No Agenda on Wednesdays or Thursdays. The segment highlights the "de-douching" process for new donors.