Topic: Horology

The Baron of Guam criticizes the utility of Amazon's new Alexa-enabled microwave, questioning why anyone needs voice control for a device they must physically stand in front of. The hosts also learn that the term "complication" on the Apple Watch is a traditional horological term for any watch function beyond telling the time, such as a date or moon phase.

John C. Dvorak describes his collection of counterfeit watches acquired during the peak of the Canal Street market. He highlights a specific silver-on-silver Movado replica that featured a unique design never actually produced by the official brand. The segment explores the aesthetic differences between authentic Swiss watches and their quartz-driven imitations.