Topic: Free Tommy

Sir Tommy Hawk is officially named Secretary General of the Heartland following a $500 donation. Franny Knudsen is knighted as "Dame Free-Free of South Florida" for her $1,000 contribution. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable goodies" list and instructions for the new Dame to claim her svelte ring at noagenderings.com.

The "Free Tommy" movement in the UK is gaining momentum as supporters protest the imprisonment of activist Tommy Robinson. Robinson was arrested for contempt of court while reporting on "grooming gangs" in the north of England, a topic supporters claim the BBC and elites have suppressed. The segment includes a clip of a Dutch citizen telling a BBC reporter to "F off," reflecting widespread public distrust of the institution.