Topic: Fomer

Eli the Coffee Guy announced the Black Friday launch of Gigawatt Canned Cold Brew, following a successful early release. The hosts also provided a "tip of the day" regarding the LG OLED TV, praising its high dynamic range and viewing angles despite its higher price point. The segment concluded with a series of "fomer" jingles and a Tucker Carlson-style laugh, as requested by a donor.

The show concludes with a final update on California trains and a sign-off from Austin and Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts remind listeners to support the "Value for Value" network and propagate the formula of news deconstruction. The episode ends with a high-energy "cybernetic" music mix featuring themes of data, power, and the digital landscape.