Topic: Duct Tape

Dutch King Willem-Alexander revealed he has been moonlighting as a commercial pilot for KLM for 21 years. In other aviation news, a Turkish national was subdued on a flight to Honolulu after attempting to breach the cockpit. The suspect was reportedly duct-taped to his seat by passengers after being escorted by F-22 Raptors.

A man in Spokane Valley caused a bomb scare by strapping household items to his chest with duct tape, leading to a police standoff. The incident is notable for the arresting officer's use of the phrase "divorced him from the item" to describe removing the fake bomb. The hosts mock the use of such pseudo-sophisticated jargon by law enforcement during routine mental health crises.