Topic: David Varney

David Varney and Elliot Gardner are recognized for their significant financial contributions to the show. John DiMaggio also joins as an associate executive producer, expressing his newfound skepticism of mainstream media and big business.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for David Varney, Elliot Gardner, and David Durrell (the "Black Knight"). They are officially welcomed to the No Agenda Roundtable and granted their choice of symbolic rewards, such as "mutton and mead" or "hookers and blow."