5 chapters across the catalog
The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Daniela Pompeo, who is named a Dame of the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts also award a Peace Prize and a Secretary General title to other high-value donors. Listeners are directed to the show's dedicated ring website to view signet rings and certificates of authenticity for their new titles.
Knighting Ceremony, Dame Free-Free of South Florida
Sir Tommy Hawk is officially named Secretary General of the Heartland following a $500 donation. Franny Knudsen is knighted as "Dame Free-Free of South Florida" for her $1,000 contribution. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable goodies" list and instructions for the new Dame to claim her svelte ring at noagenderings.com.
Value for Value Model and Art Generator Winners
The "Value for Value" model is explained, emphasizing that the show relies on listener contributions rather than traditional advertising. The No Agenda Art Generator winners for the week are announced, with Dame Kenny Benn's "I Voted Twice" sticker taking the top spot. The segment encourages producers to contribute through art, data, or financial support to keep the show independent.
Episode 1412 Art Contest, Kinetic Sledgehammer Design
Dame Kenny Ben won the art contest for episode 1412 with a "kinetic" piece depicting the unplugging of 2021. Other notable submissions included a sledgehammer smashing the year and an odometer turning over. Listeners are encouraged to view and submit artwork at noagendaartgenerator.com, which serves as a repository for the show's community-driven visual identity.
Janet Fiore Kramer, knighted as Dame Generous of the Nether Regions, provided an update from Haarlem. In response, John Dvorak offers a wine tip, advising listeners that 2016 Bordeaux wines are almost universally outstanding and can be found at affordable price points.
