Topic: Dame Anne

Dame Carol Ann is upgraded to the Baroness of Southern Colorado and announces a two-day meetup at East Hatchet Ranch in May. The event will include "free-range time" and "non-triggering food," with real goats present for "goat karma." The hosts thank her for her long-term support and her sons for "hitting her in the mouth" with the show.

Anne Spillers is knighted as "Dame Anne of Grey Rock" following a significant donation. She requested health karma for her seven-year-old daughter, who was recently diagnosed with juvenile arthritis. The segment includes a "Dame Drive" jingle and a brief discussion of the hosts' shared background in theater and Broadway.