Topic: Brazen Bird

In a formal knighting ceremony, the hosts grant titles to seven high-level donors, including Dame Jen of the Free Republic of England and Sir Michael Anthony, the Mutton Monger. The new peers are welcomed to the "Roundtable" and granted traditional (and humorous) perks such as "hookers and blow" and "mutton and mead." The ceremony concludes with instructions for the new knights and dames to contact the "No Agenda Nation" office to receive their official signet rings and certificates.