Topic: Binders

A teacher at an "explicitly trans-affirming" high school boasted about providing "binders on demand" and gender support plans for students. This trend is reportedly spreading to charter schools, where parents often "go along with the program" despite private skepticism. The segment urges parents to remove their children from these environments and restrict access to iPhones to prevent ideological capture.

Randy Holcomb is knighted with a title potentially referencing the AS400 IBM mainframe. The hosts discuss difficulties in locating specific donation notes within their physical binders. A protocol is established for listeners to report errors in donation reads by emailing with the subject line "ERROR" to facilitate searching via SquirrelMail.

Bradley and Karen Seltzer exchange mutual knighthood honors for Karen's 47th birthday. Kevin Anderson, known as Sir Vicks of the Hot Southern Bush, requests a call-out for his brother Carl. The segment includes a bizarre anecdote about throwing rolls of pennies at hookers and the hosts' ongoing struggle with their 100-page donation binder.