A detailed account of a weekend test drive of a Tesla Model S reveals significant discrepancies between advertised specs and real-world performance. The vehicle, driven from Austin to Bryan-College Station, Texas, achieved approximately 180 miles of range despite claims of 350 miles. The experience was characterized by "white-knuckle" range anxiety, noisy low-profile tires, and a frustrating charging process at Texas A&M University that required specific membership apps rather than standard credit cards.

