Topic: American Red Cross Month

President Barack Obama issued several proclamations for March 2014, designating it as American Red Cross Month, Irish American Heritage Month, and Women's History Month. The proclamations celebrate historical figures like Clara Barton and the activists of Seneca Falls. The hosts provide a cynical commentary on the historical accuracy of "welcoming" Irish immigrants and the timing of these social observances.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the session from the Travis Heights hideout in Austin, Texas. They acknowledge National Consumer Protection Week and the 10th anniversary of the United States Department of Homeland Security. Technical difficulties regarding audio quality and a previous internet outage are briefly addressed.