1:18:06 I've been trying to spin versus you just sweep with your hands like a welcome enter enter madam. Yes Yeah, I've been spinning. I'm liking it. I got my spin down man You know if you add a little flare to it. You know people take notice they would especially with that hand movement Hey, let's give let's give us your honor missive dogpatch some karma definitely deserves that thank you very much. You've got karma As always sir And I will mention we do have a meetup coming. It will be on the 12th of August at the Train Museum in Sacramento. We'll talk a little bit about that later in the show, I hope. Jimmy James, $333.33. Jimmy James here, I need a healthy de-douching. First time donor with a super lucky donation here. And I hope it brings more money for you too in August. Give him a de-douching. Yes, here it is. You've been de-douched.
1:19:05 Love the show and I hope it don't go. Give everybody Jobs Carmen, then if you don't mind, I know it's a big list, Adam. Ready? Yeah. Putin, don't worry, be happy. Two to the head, bomb a no, no, no, and little girl yay. Keep on rockin', y'all. All right, we will keep on rockin'. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry. yeah Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Almost made it all the way through. Didn't have enough hands left over. Yeah, you only get your three. Gareth Edwards and Borenmouth, Dorset, UK, 33333.
1:20:14 Thanks for the twice weekly dose of BS free news. Thank you too. I constantly see the influence that the US media has on UK news organizations and whilst our news isn't as crazy as the Trump obsessed M5M, similar stories are watered down and repeated here. Also in Australia, I should mention. Also, thanks to you both I can't in Canada also. Thanks to you both I can't talk about US politics with my family as they believe I'm a Trump lover support or action supporter But it's supporter in the UK. It's a supporter Trump supporter. Oh, well, he says Trump lover. That's even worse
1:20:52 Well, I actually am a Hillary hater, which is different. Oh, there you go. I would like to request some NA jobs, Carmen. My current contract ends on 731. I'd like your help finding the next government project management consulting contracting role. Please may I have the following jingle. My millennials stay woke. I would like this jingle because I answer the phone to fellow no agenda listener, when it gets local, by saying my millennials, to which he replies, stay woke. Oh, let's try that for a second. I'll answer. Here we go. Let's see. My Millennials! Stay woke! I could have done better on that, but... Okay. Anyway, keep up the good work. And he's got a little note at the end for us, which is worth noting. And so let's give him what he's looking for here. My Millennials! Stay woke! Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You thought for me.
1:21:51 Now we go to Jeb Jeb boy a $333 and 33 cents my name Jeb boy I'd like to request some f cancer karma to my good friend for my good friend Paul A&J thanks for all you did to do go podcasting jingle requests shut up at science New shit has come to light to the head and we came he saw it. We saw he died Oh, I suck. I didn't get all of that. So shut up at science What was the other one? The new shit has come to light. Wow, that's twice in twice- there it is! Random number we haven't heard in years. Two to the head. We came, saw, you died. Right. Okay, I think I can do this. But anyway, that was just my little side- No, that's the wrong one. Damn it.
1:22:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. There we go everybody. He's working on it. Shut up already. It's science. I've got information man. New shit has come to light. So I mean that is the land of unconfirmed radius. We came, we saw, we died. You've got karma. Chase McCarthy comes in as an associate executive producer $250 and he says this night says thank you And we say thank you chase. Yeah, we do indeed Earl does he does it does he wanna? I'm in a karma kind of mood in a karma
1:23:39 Carl Haberger in Rochester, New York $251.55. ITM crackpot and buzzkill. It's been a year since I contributed at the associate executive producer level, so I'm well overdue. Your show continues to be the best pod on the net. This I know because I co-host a podcast called Who Are These Podcasts on which we clip and review other shows. Oh, this is a great idea. It's actually very funny. I went and listened to a bunch of this stuff. I listen to their show. What's it called? Who are these? It's a dowser they refer to as W ATP. Oh cool. All right. I like that ATP in the morning everybody And this clip we review other shows not by the way This is kind of what I wanted I was thinking of doing like I don't was five or six years ago You were doing it. Yeah, and I yeah, you nixed it for good reason. I thought I kaboshed because oh yes you did you put the kibosh on it and as we can
1:24:31 But these guys are doing pretty much what I was doing, which is you find guys saying something, you take a clip from their show and they're saying something stupid and you just... So it made me discover an MTV podcast and I sent you a link to it. Oh, did you? Oh, you emailed me something? No, you never open your email. Well, when did you send it to me? Yesterday or the day before. I open all of your email. Oh, I said listen to this. It's an MTV. It's get some the title of the email something like horse podcast I've heard for a while. Yeah, I just don't see it. That's why I'm a little confused. Oh Anyway, it's this donation I joined the prestigious Knights and dames of the no agenda roundtable from the accounting below I'd like to be known as sir Carl with a K you got clips I request someone's getting cornhole today followed by the goat scream and
1:25:24 If anyone is interested in checking out who are these podcasts they can write they can visit who are these calm? Oh, it's great. Thanks for the show. I look forward to it now their show. I you know is a good takedown of Various podcasts they do a whole show pretty much. You know we need to do we need to do a takedown of theirs Well, I'll do it right now. All right. They need better mics and Well, that's not funny and that's about it. All right, it's a better Mike's voice It's always in the microphone, isn't it a lot of it? Yeah, I think so Thanks for the show. He says I look forward to continuing to produce the no agenda for years to come We look forward to that as well. Thank you. Someone's getting cornhole today You've got karma
1:26:11 That's right Yeah, that's your clip. I want to point out Apparently you thought that that was me. You said the guy sounded like me the cornhole guy. Yes I know he sounds like you in a very I think anyone who's got a ear can hear you in there hmm I still think it may have been you. You look a little like you too. Dame Beth, Baroness of Baja, Arizona. $234.55, $2.3456. Hi all gents, more rain stick action for Baja, Arizona please. Too many acres of forest land have burned this season. Thank you. Dame Beth, the Baroness of Baja. Before we, I will definitely shake the stick for her. Before we do that, did you see her tweet where she was
1:26:58 Uh, flaunting her dame ring while standing next to the Roger Stone? Yeah, I saw that and I'm wondering if she talked to Stone about the show. Well, she didn't mention that. I would hope so. I mean, she'd- Hey, Stone would probably like this show. Yeah, well... I really don't care as long as he tells more people about it. That's the main thing. Well, that's the point. If somebody likes the show, they usually tell somebody else and then they'll like the show. Not whether everyone can tell ten people. And we've also said you have to be careful who you tell because some people think you're nuts for listening to the show. Crazy. All right, here we go. Dane Beth, Baroness of Baja, Arizona. Are you participating in the stick shake?
1:27:40 John? I'll do a one shake. Okay, I think it's a one for you. I'll do one, you do one, I do one. That's a three shake for Arizona. Okay. Perfect. So we won't get too wet here in Austin. Yeah, hopefully. Whenever I shake it, it starts in Houston, then it comes to Austin. It's that big. And thank you very much, Dane Beth. Sir, joe-ho, yo-ho. $201.33. Greetings. See email. Okay, well I don't have the email. Jingle request for Adam. See that... I'll dig up the email for the second segment. Jingle request for Adam. See that juice money shot cut after the woo Jesus. Two gunshots and starting my own business karma. Birthday July... Oh, he's on the birthday... I don't think he's on the birthday list.
1:28:36 Let me see. I believe he is. I believe he is. Let me double check. July 30th, turning 32. Yes, he is on the birthday list. Yellow on mine. All right, here we go. Oh my gosh. Can you see that juice? That's a show-off money shot. Oh Jesus. Look at that. That's a money shot. Kenan Conway is a money shot. You've got karma. I'm sorry. I realize he asked me to cut it off after the woo Jesus. Let me try that again. I mean, yeah, might as well. Oh, gosh! Can you see that juice? I showed a money shot! Oh, Jesus! You've got karma. Just to prove to myself I can do it. You can. Yeah. Miracle man. Um...
1:29:32 Sir Dave, Edge provider, miracle man. Edge provider. Edge provider. Sir Dave, in fact, you are. No, you are too. I have proof. I am. I have proof. Yes, we're both edge providers. Do you remember this came up on This Week in Tech? No, I didn't watch providers like me. You're an edge provider? Anybody provides content over the internet, you're an edge provider, and you're an edge provider, and you and you and you. What?! Who put that together? One of our illustrious producers. What? What? You're an edge provider. Fact.
1:30:12 Sir Dave Barron of Kansas City, $201, thinking about, whoops, I'm gonna open that, courage, he says. Thanks for a great show. You guys are pretty much the only media that does any critical thinking about the ongoing shenanigans going on worldwide. Keep up the great work. Sir Dave Barron of Kansas City. Thank you very much, Sir Dave, appreciate that. Are you going to give him gratuitous karma? Okay, it's interesting you asked that. I was just like, I'm just going to shut up. I'm not going to say anything and yes, you have to do it. Of course I'm going to give him karma. You've got karma. And we have a, then we have a, okay, we had Nicholas Robinson, $200 and two cents, which is a palindrome. My apologies for missing the show 950 celebration.
1:31:00 You can play that horn if you want. I'll play it later during this segment. Life has been rather hectic. I'm moving this weekend and I will also have to miss the meetup at the train museum. Oh, damn it. And by the way, the meetups on the 12th, I don't think you knew that. Oh, Nicholas? So maybe he can, maybe he can because he's moving this weekend. Did you have Patrick Kobold do all that? Did he do all that work for you? Yeah, Patrick is a... Patrick's a great guy. Sir Patrick. Sir Patrick, yes. I am moving this weekend, which means in two weeks when the train museum happens on the 12th, you can take the Zephyr or drive up. You'll be all moved in? What? He'll be all moved in. Good to go. He'll be all moved in. Anyway, he wants some moving karma. Yes, I got that right there. You've got karma.
1:31:51 Richard Bangs who becomes a knight today in Washington DC. Ah, we got Washington DC on board. $200. Hate seeing donations as poor as they are, he writes. Lots of douchiness. Donations work. My mother just beat cancer. I got a new job that pays 35% more than previous job. Forgot new human resource karma in April. I'm also glad- Wait a minute. Hold on. F cancer karma help did jobs karma help but you've forgotten so you you need some human resource karma because he wants to Either that or he's doing a job or he's happy. He's like straight strains of stream of consciousness and he's saying my my mother just beat cancer I just got a new job that pays 35% more and forgot new human resource karma in April
1:32:42 Okay, so maybe you did get that huh? Well, we're gonna give it to him again anyways next yes karma I'm so glad Noah Jenna keeps me woke with your news coverage. Hold on. Hold on. It's very interesting But you may not know what this is you see that little 100 in the spreadsheet Do you have that on your spreadsheet? No. Wow, okay. So the spreadsheets, PayPal does everything wrong with every single Unicode double byte encoding issue. We can't get umlauts. But I see in my spreadsheet here the 100% emoji, the little red emoji, an actual emoji popped up in the spreadsheet while nothing else ever works.
1:33:22 I got a question mark where that appeared. Huh, okay. I wonder why. Because I'm not using the Excel, you're using Mac Excel. Yeah, I'm using numbers. What? Numbers. Oh, geez. Well then why that would work at all is beyond me. That's what I'm saying. Anyway, he says in DC, dimension B is a must. Oh no, it says, I'm sorry, let me reread this whole thing. I'm so glad No Agenda keeps me woke with your news coverage in DC dimension because of dimension BDC. It's a must. No Agenda is a must. Got it. At social events, there's always a little group of us woke, sitting between dimensions, watching and thinking, can you believe this shit? Doing my part to shrink amygdalas and grow frontal cortexes. I wonder what he does.
1:34:16 He's probably a staffer, you know, congressional staffer. We got a lot of those, believe it or not. Oh, that's cool. All right, good. This is my... He could be a bureaucrat, you don't know. This is also my knighthood. And he goes to parties and sits there... Hold on a second. If he goes to parties, that means he's probably up a couple of levels. You're not just a staffer. And he should be sending us more info. Well, a lot of these guys don't feel comfortable doing that and many are required not to, so that doesn't bother me. Well, send us stock tips. I do like it when once in a while a staffer comes in, you can look them up and find out who they are, and gives us a clarification of something we kind of messed up on or something we don't fully understand, and will send us a note. Well, I would just like him to give us, if he's on staff somewhere, give us the stock tips.
1:35:03 Because you know they got him in that. Oh yeah. And it's legal. This is also my knighthood. See attached. Do you suggest my, do you suggest my nun wedding band hand wiring finger ring finger. So he wants to know where to put the finger. Don't use a pinky. No, no, no, no. Pinky rings are naff. What? Naff. Okay, then does that mean it's just naff. It's not good. No is that street some street? Right that's Austin Eastside baby naff I Tend to use the peak he says I tend to pinky well. You know if you tend to pinky I'd like to know your age now That I think is like I think you could do pinky if you reviewed if you can handle it because I think it's pretentious Well, you got a talk like this
1:35:57 Hey, hey, I got- hey, we got a deal lined up for you. I don't want to hit you in the mouth. Scaramouche is in now. We can do some business. With my pinky. Scaramouche. The guy who grew up in the Jersey Shore on MTV. Yeah, pretty much. Anyway, so we'll give him his- Yes, we're going to be knighting him. I'll give him some karma right now. Just x-rayed him. Have another kid. Somebody wrote us and said, you know, I love the donation segment. It's got more information in many times than the show. Sometimes it does. Yes, sometimes. Yeah. Mark Carter, meanwhile, is in for the 200. We got a bunch of these today in Moreno Valley, California. From Erico 951 for episode 951. There's a gimmick we missed.
1:36:48 You need some fuck karma for Jay a diagnosed one week ago with stage four lung and Steve who beat stage for throat job karma for me and RN Jingle stay woke again. This is the most popular probably one stay woke to to the head Look at that juice and little girl. Yay. This is almost identical to one of the other ones my goodness Okay, so let me just grab the I could have just left all these up in the player Instead of taking all this time to continue to do this. Okay, juice, yay, f-cancer. I think that's uh... No, stay woke. Yeah, no, I got it. Stay woke, juice... Toot it ahead. Toot it ahead. Oh my goodness. My millennials! Stay woke! Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice? Oh no, that's the wrong one. No!
1:37:51 You've got karma The witness the botch of the day So we need a jingle for botch of the day that was the best. I'm sorry Yeah, it might actually be really helpful. I don't know it was it was it was entertaining. It was dirty Well, there's that I'm sorry. Yeah, I want you to just erase that one no no no believe. It's okay I can handle I can handle criticism Yeah, you sure, yeah. I've heard that. Lance Fisher in Pensacola, Florida is our last associate executive producer, also $200. They've been getting her secondhand job karma. Hospitals love their cybersecurity now. Who knew? I can see that after those attacks.
1:38:40 Here's a pittance, $200. Thanks for bundling the news and cutting through dimensional fog. Ooh, I like that. That's nice. D-douche if you see fit. It's been a year. I suck. No, you don't suck, but I will give you a d-douching and some karma. Thank you very much. 73's from Kilo 5 Alpha Charlie Charlie. For Kilo Charlie 8 Uniform Charlie Alpha. You've been d-douched. You've got karma, right? Thank you. Thank you for celebrating with us good makeup for the show 950. Yeah, you can play the horn 950 show Celebration it was not much of one. I'll play the horn during our next segment. Yeah, you can't find it. I'll say I get it You know you can't just call for something. I'm just like have it magically. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can't there I'm in
1:39:37 Yeah, if you say there, I mean, I got that for you. I mean, I can do this at the ready, I think. Yeah. The horn is not something I have handy all the time. No, it's rare. So I figured I just got to make you got a point. I would like to thank profusely our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 950, 950 episodes of the best podcast in the universe. We didn't make that up. You made that up. Supported by you, produced by you, produced by people who do all kinds of things for this program. There's no other model like it. I don't care what anybody says. You are pioneering it. Congratulations, particularly to these people who get these credits up front. And remember, we do have another show coming up on Thursday and we need as much support as we can get. typically a good time to grab yourself an associate executive producer credit. Just saying. Our formula is this. We hit people in the mouth.