1:30:44 Yeah, because I still think it's go back and if you had the thing open you could tell me who that artist was No, I didn't I think it was cesium or Mark maybe I don't know mark G or cesium one one at whatever the number is is cesium 137 128 well, I know it's 137 hold on let me see with the barking dog Let me see if I can find that one There's a lot of extra art that showed up. But I used it because that is one of the most striking images we've had for a long time and we couldn't use it for that particular show because there was something funnier but I really had to use it and so I put it on the newsletter. There was no new no boobla donation. Yes there was. Oh I didn't find it.
1:31:27 Yeah, funny. Yeah, there wasn't some people. All right, we'll talk about that later. First, let's get to with our executive and associate executive producers who help sponsor and make this show what it is. Yes. And we want to thank them profusely. Oh, yeah. Beginning with Pat the prick. I can't wait for this Pat the prick. Yeah, what does he have to say I have to go dig I've said fortunately I was listening to you. I didn't dig up his email But let's go from dig it up. Yeah, I I don't think I have one from him He sent it twice as a matter of fact Okay His name right
1:32:09 There he is knighthood. Okay, I had knighthood. All right. Yeah, he's got this is a 100 1111 dollars Holy moly from Garden Grove, California Hey guys love the show I've been a fan of John C since the tech TV days and later when he was on that show with that guy I Got heavy into all of the people involved with tech TV during the middle and high middle and high school So he's in middle school in high school listening to That's your audience man. And Adam, since they're listening to No Agenda, I'm just as big a fan of you. Hey-o! Enough nostalgia. Life is hard for a while. I dropped out of it all to focus on college and surviving the move to a different state.
1:32:54 by myself, but recently things have slowed down and I was able to check in on what people I admire were doing. I ended up hitting myself in the mouth about four months ago and I have to say it's actually what I needed. Thank you for providing this much needed service. Oh wow. I have had the best job opportunities recently and I feel that no agenda is to thank for that. So I would, yes. And the reason for that is just to stop for a second is because we get you so you're not thinking like the masses. Like robots. You stand out from the crowd. Adam gives us a super long super crazy shut up say that's what he's asking for. I'm sorry. I'm sorry back I have had the best job opportunities in no agenda to thank for this So I'd like to give a jobs karma out to all listeners out there My only other request is that at the end of this donation segment Adam gives a super long super crazy shut up slave That is hilarious. Oh during the jingle, okay? And I said we'd like to be knighted sir Pat the prick and
1:33:57 I request Saki... Is he on the list as such? No, how could he be? And he wants to request Saki and Skanks. It's so acceptable. Keep up the fantastic good work, you old bastards. Hold on, hold on. Pat the prick. I'm writing it down. Pat the prick will be... Sir Pat the prick. And he needs a Saki and Skanks in there. Sake and skanks, okay, is that no? Sake and skanks nice nice edition nice edition. I don't know nice. It's just it's beautiful gruesome gruesome Thank you. I keep up the fantastic work you old bastards if you're ever in the LA area beers on me right on And then how the hell do I get my ring the link you provided a few shows ago went to nothing and
1:34:44 Noahjendonation.com slash rings and I'm gonna deduce him too. This is his first donation, correct? Yeah. Oh, sorry. You came a douche, but now you gotta dedouche. You've been dedouched. Well, you were confusing me. We'll dedouche him. Blame the co-host. Dedouche him twice. You've been dedouched. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. All right, thank you Pat the Brick to be knighted later on. You left one thing out. What I- no that's at the end of the segment he wants me to do that. I know what he wants. The shut up slave thing. I know what he wants. I know what he wants. All right, Vera... Let's see, this is Nekara Greif.
1:35:34 in Port Orchard, Washington. Happy birthday to my handler. Oops, I mean my husband, Steven, who turned 33 on September 14th. He has taught me so much, but most importantly, he hit me in the mouth three years ago, and I'm forever grateful. This contribution, along with my others, will give him knighthood status today. I don't even know if he's listed. Oh, yes, I guess he is. Yes, and you know what? I think I sent Eric a follow-up. There was a follow-up email because he found out about it, I believe. Hold on a second. I have to look at this now. But Eric didn't put that in. I hope it wasn't like a do an anonymous thing because that would suck. Let me see.
1:36:14 No, Stevie, it wouldn't be because you would have the pronunciation of her name in there. It has come to my attention. It's definitely not anonymous. It's come to my attention. My wonderful wife has made a substantial donation towards my knighthood. She gave away the spoiler on my birthday early this evening. I hit her in the mouth a few years ago and she saved me from a bout of serious douchebaggery and directed a few associate, associative, executive producerships my way. In the meantime, I can't say much about what it is I do for a living. But if I could be referred to as Knight of the Unfriendly Skies, I think you would get the reference. Did he say that? Eric put that in. Knight of the Unfriendly Skies. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, hold on a second. Let me see. I'm not going to try to deconstruct what he does for a living, but he's in Port Orchard, Washington. Yeah, where these people live doesn't matter where they work. I guess. Okay.
1:37:09 Anyway, we got him on the list. Karma needs a karma. I mean, these people need karma. Come on, karma. You've got karma. Karma karma. Do we have a ch... Okay, Night of the Unfriendly Skies. Okay. Next is Anonymous, who sent in a check for $333.33 with a little note on it that said, keep doing what you're doing. All right, thank you. We will do just that. It's just that simple. Joseph Amato in Northport, New York, 281-55. Love the show. I'm long overdue for a donation. We need you guys around to keep everyone honest. I guess there's no chance that Jesse Ventura would stand in for Hillary. I would love to hear the Clippity-Clop jingle from a few years ago in honor of Hillary or
1:37:54 or he says Hitler-y. I would like some karma from my buddy Donovan. Thanks for the, thanks for doing the reading and media clipping too so I don't have to. You don't have to read this part and he talks about his donation level. Okay, so he won Clippity Club. He got that and some karma. It's Clippity Club. The message is clear. Just Clippity Club. You've got karma. Chris Perry, 250 bucks. This is where both at the associate executive producer level here with Joe and Chris. 250 bucks parts unknown just top donations to become a knight. She's knight me as Sir Selvarin. Knight in exile. Exile from California. All right. Nice. Thank you. Also, here's an extra 250. Does he need a karma?
1:38:48 I just want to give everyone a karma today. It's good. You've got karma. Karma's on me. Clyde Perry. I mean, there's Chris Perry. Lauren Smudski in Pleasant Grove, California, $240. I do have the note, but the note is like a two, three page screen. It's pretty much war and peace, but, and he didn't expect it to be read because he actually sent a donation in pieces and he got to 240 because he also sent a bottle of wine. And I'm just giving him credit for that. And so he gets credit as an associate executive producer. He thinks the show is great. He is a independent, he's a farmer.
1:39:27 And he has all kinds of theories that we kind of have too. I may boil it down and read it as a separate item. I'm going to give him some farm karma then. Give him some farm karma. You've got karma. Not to be confused with pharma karma. That's something else. He did turn me on to a winery I didn't know anything about. Michael Spence, which is, you know, can happen. Michael Spencer in Atlanta, California, $233.33 for my birthday, 9-29. I've chosen to be supportive. Finally. So I've gone through an associate executive producer credit plus podcast license, gonna work my way up to knighthood. I would love to hear a Dvorak fave and a Curry fave combo. Thank you guys for all the hard work you do. What do you want?
1:40:14 Well, you know the one you know my favorite. I'll play it again cuz we haven't played it for a while is everyone share a secret I like that okay share secret comes to mind hmm. What should I I don't know what should I do? I don't know pick something I know I'm just you just push the button you got that big board of all these just push rent close your eyes and Push I'm still looking for the secret clip. What is going on here? Why can't I find the secret clip? Oh? Everybody join hands. We're not competitive. Everyone join hands and share a secret. Yeah, I know. Oh, here it is. Yeah, it's tell a secret, not share a secret. Tell a secret. And then let me see what I can get. Let me pull something out. Come on, just do it blindly. Come on. Okay, okay. Well, hold on. I'm going to do it blindly. I'll just, I won't look. I'm just going to pick something. And here's yours. Oh, there's no winning. We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone hug and share a secret.
1:41:12 You've got karma figured one of the last times we can play that since and then now become Bayer so They're gonna keep the brand don't kid yourself sir Tyler Fox and Munich Munchen Deutschland Bayern Munchen couldn't talk by and Munchen iron Mutian Munchen whoops In the morning looks like I'm missing the deadline for Sunday show But luckily that's not how no agenda karma works last time Adam Adam be guided a tactical job karma missile my way It was a direct hit The karma I need this time. Okay, I got it. The karma I need is worth the, this time is more important. Please send some karma to that sweet, sweet, sweet apartment hunting karma over to Munich. We discovered a massive mold growth. Most likely penicillium. Usually that's not what it is.
1:42:07 Growing through the wall directly behind that unless it's blue is if it's blue maybe but you see I had that in my house in New Jersey and there was just one piece of the wall probably about a foot in diameter there was just ill and You know you could do whatever it would just say we'll start to ooze and bubble. It was just very scary gook You've been constantly sick for three months, yes. And the doctors couldn't figure out why. Did you mention this? And now we know we have to get out of here ASAP as my wife is deathly allergic to penicillin, explaining why she's been much more sick than me. We found the perfect place, which is, you know, any of these moles will make you ill. Yeah, it's bad. Tell me about it. It's very difficult to grow penicillin on plaster. I think, I could be wrong. Somebody could send me a note telling me I'm full of it.
1:42:55 You need some karma to help keep the looming legal battle with our current landlord from screwing up getting a new place. I've also finally figured out why my baron name, I figured out my baron name, please dub me Sir Tyler Fox, Baron of the Middle Finger Erection. Bada boom! Yeah. I don't have a geography area I feel is home yet, so I can have an industry as my profession. No, no, as protectorate. Instead of an area, he wants an industry as his protectorate. Oh, he wants the industry. Okay, I'd like to have a business, aviation industry as my protectorate. Thank you for everything you guys do. Happy birthday to Adam, by the way. Thank you. Here is some non-mold awesome 133 square foot karma. You've got karma. For your apartment.
1:43:43 Okay, let's see if we have any email from whoa. Hey, whoa James Wallmacher wallmacher wallmacher W-o-h-l-m-a-c-h-e-r James Wallmacher donation note. Astonishing. Greetings gentlemen, I'm able to afford the donation of my recent success by the way guy Wallmacher gave us $200 for today's show of 860. They'd be associate executive producers in Pittston, New Jersey. I'm able to afford the donation be due to my recent success playing Magic the Gathering, the world's oldest and most popular trading card game. Okay, now I have to stop here.
1:44:30 JC, Buzzkill Jr. has a friend who is a professional magic player. Now, I don't know anything about this. Yeah, well, join the club. Let me finish what he says. Most popular trading card game. I've long enjoyed listening to the show while traveling to magic tournaments. This is another subculture. This is one of the many things that goes on in subcultures that we just don't know about. And after many years of practicing this hobby, finally turned, started to pay off for me. Now I can return the value I owe from countless hours of being entertained on the road, because he has to travel, keep up the good work. Now magic is, I don't even, I can't explain what it is. You can look it up in the Wikipedia. But this guy who's JC's, it's a brother of one of JC's best friends.
1:45:16 is a professional magic player. MAGIC, just as you, magic? Yeah, just like the word magic. And he is apparent, it sounds to me that he's making like a half million to a million dollars or something playing this game. Holy moly. But I gotta give up. And this is like some of these other games, there's these things, these subculture things and people, they have these tournaments and people flock to them. And I have no idea. I just had it explained to me a couple of times, anything about this. Oh, well that's easy. John at Dvorak dot org. Do not. Hey, I got a guy, I know the professional. He could explain it to me. I never bothered to ask. Okay. So no, I don't want any email.
1:46:03 But it's some crazy, crazy thing that is extremely popular and I guess somewhat addictive. But now we have another potential professional who's a No Agenda listener. Are there costumes involved for this game? No, no, this is something, this is not Dungeons & Dragons, this is not dress up, this is not cosplay. Magic the Gathering. Magic the Gathering, I'm told, is what it's really called. Magic the Gathering. That's the, yeah. I'll have to look this up. Sounds like another fun hobby. Sounds like something you should do. Anyway, that's how James gave us $200 and two cents just to make sure. And did he need anything like a karma or something? I think a karma for his magic plate's gotta go. Magic the Gathering karma for you, sir. You've got karma.
1:46:49 Alright, now we have, uh, I don't know what to do here. This is a guy in Pearl City, Hawaii. Hawaii of $200. Now, what does this say? No, that's who you just did. Now what? No, he's 202. That's James Wallmacher's 202 cents. He's Pittstown. Right, right. Yeah, okay. This guy has got a special note. John DeMoss. Or Jordan DeMoss. Gotcha. Okay, Jordan DeMoss. Oh, I understand. I get it, I get it, I get it. Okay, he's a 32-year-old black DJ. rides a Harley in Amsterdam. Why not? No, no. He says my real name is John Holden. I'm a 32 year old black DJ who rides a Harley in Amsterdam. That's all. Oh wait, one more thing. Jason David is a douchebag for not donating. Douchebag! Even though he's white people rich and knows he can afford it. And I can explain.
1:47:36 This is all stuff from the Night Attack show. I revealed my original DJ name when I was a pirate in Amsterdam and I had this persona. I was black, I was 32, rode a Harley, and my name was John Holden even though I was 17, geeky, and I rode a moped. I can see you on a moped. Theater of the mind, everybody. That's theater of the mind right there for you. Yeah. This thing won't stop. I drove a moped. I used to have a couple of motorcycles and I drove a moped once. What kind of moped? I thought it was the most dangerous vehicle ever. I ever put my butt on. It was unbelievable. It has gutless and
1:48:16 and couldn't stop. The thing with mopeds growing up in the Netherlands, you couldn't drive until you were 18. There's no driving when you're 16. And most people flunk the driving test at least once. It's very difficult to get a car. So when you're 16, you can ride a moped. And a moped is determined by a certain amount of horsepower, but specifically you can only have 50 cc's, or really 49.99 cc's the size of the engine. So we would... Change them out for 70 CC cylinders. We put huge carburetors on with big air ducts to suck it in I mean these things were going a hundred miles an hour is amazing. Yeah, very dangerous. I'm amazed I'm alive. Yeah, you could again kill it. Yeah. Oh, I'm amazed I'm alive. Yeah, well Anyway, although now that you we've admitted that you did You were a DJ in blackface
1:49:15 I don't know if anyone can trust you. Well, people kept calling up saying, hey, can I talk to the black DJ from America? I was like, okay. Were you doing a voice? No, it was just me. I was doing English. I was doing an English show in Holland. You weren't doing some sort of a Pastor Reverend Manning thing or anything? No. It's hard too hard to do that voice. No, I was just me and people thought I was black. Let me give a little karma there. As deserved. You've got karma. And I want to thank everybody for all our executive producers and associate executive producers. Very good list today. Thank you. This is exactly the kind of support we need. And I like the cross, the crossover support from, from Night Attack. Very good. Now you're talking some independent media right here, people.
1:50:04 Helping each other out doing the nasty. See there's my black scene You won't get the the analysis of Clinton's body double from that perspective. No way if he likes women's dresses, that's right Anywhere else that's right. I mean you will now yeah, well hopefully we can no no no just forget it It's done. These are real credits. You can use them anywhere credits are accepted Your LinkedIn profile seems to be a good place, and of course we'll be thanking everyone else who came in with $50 or above in our second donation segment. And we have another show coming up on Sunday. Please remember us at... And while you're keeping a secret about the body double, please be propagating the formula. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order. Shut up! Shut up! Slave!