2:09:57 at nber.org has come out with a very important report, hot weather leads to diminished coital frequency...co-co-coidal? Coidal? Coidal? Frequency! How do I pronounce that? Coital? And now they're saying because of climate change, we'll not get laid. You see? Now I'm worried! Birth rates do not bounce back completely after heat waves More autumn conceptions means more deliveries in the summer Air conditioning might prove to be an aphrodisiac Global warming will not get you laid This is the reason to drive a Tesla
2:10:47 This is all nonsense. It's a government-funded organization and report, I hope you enjoy it! Let's audit the Pentagon. Yeah there you go. All right so we had four We have 460. We sent out a mailing that people were getting in their regular mail. Did we get any nice photoshops? Yeah, we got tons that's gonna be fun! Okay The Photoshop thing is taking off. Tell people about that. I posted it in the newsletter. I posted the picture of Adam and
2:11:44 Tina the Keeper, and said it looked like a thing that could be easily used for Photoshop joke photos. And so people are making these and I'm gonna pick one out or the two of us will pick one out that is the best and put in the newsletter but it's just fun to play with Photoshop when you have kind of image...and then Nick Dirac if you had your Twitter account, Nick Dirac already did the uh... the massachusetts he pulled it in and out so you can move them anywhere beautiful so you have a bunch of people with this that one by posted on that's where which is usually or in the meeting with the bin laden
2:12:23 folks, you know Hillary smelling her finger. In the situation room? The situation room. Those are some good ones. So we sent out this newsletter to 15,000 people which for one time because it was very carefully structured it went...it didn't get into the promotion staff but actually came in most people's real mail if they had Gmail most people and more so than usual. Oh okay interesting! So after sending out that fifteen thousand... We learned something Yeah We learned something, probably not to do it again. Because with the 15... I sent out 15 thousand of these things, $50,500 to be exact. It's a pretty good-sized newsletter and out of fifteen thousand we have 13 people who actually thought enough of it to give more than fifty dollars. Nice! Thanks! Thirteen that is less than zero points one...it's unbelievable and so we can thank this group. We already named one of them so you have 12 left
2:13:21 people who thought enough of the show and the work we put into it, and the rest of it. And thought they did their time in the right...and you know how the value of the show and everything in between. We got to 12 people here- I don't understand! People..I got so many positive comments on this preview show. Yes! People said they loved it, love the analysis, that was one of the better ones. It's obviously not the quality of the show. Well maybe, maybe were on the wrong track Have you ever considered just as an aside? Yeah, we just celebrate eight years. Do you ever think like fuck I want to do something else? I don't think that way but i will if this continues like this Let's thank the people who supported us for this week let's thank them Yes well we start off with one of our knights sir Brian Watson in Raleigh North Carolina he came in with a biggest amount of 1 2 3 4 5
2:14:12 And he wants, we're gonna let him get it. Well we might as well read the notes is that there's only four notes? Yeah it was only 12. F cancer I had my ear removed yesterday this isn't good. Part of his ears part of my ear Oh okay the year looks like I pissed off Mike Tyson at least got a sense of humor Cancer all gone will have another surgery with anesthesia this time so my ear will heal Need karma for more acute nurses and other successful surgery Get your bodies checked for cancer. Ear cancer is, that's a weird one man how does ear cancer happen? I have no idea That's nasty! You've got karma. Anonymous from Ottawa Canada $75 Sir Luke of London UK 5888
2:15:04 Stephen or Stephan depending. I think Stephen. Whalen and Milford, Michigan 55 double nickels on the dime and let's go down one here is this Sir Brian Watson next? No i'm sorry get the wrong. Do you think cell phone might cause ear cancer yes that's an interesting thought chat room I've had nothing but I've always been sketchy about cell phones, especially ones with the extra wattage so you can actually hit the tower. Because they used to have big antennas and they used do this... And that's the new iPhone 6 has the new frequencies for T-Mobile LTE which is longer range. Yeah
2:15:51 Yeah, so you could... I don't know. I'm gonna use an iPhone but I'll ask you this. So if you're doing some data work can you also take a call? Yes. So I could have the LTE cranking away at high speeds with high wattage? It's a configuration. You can set it for LTE and voice or LTE. I think it may be that you may start to share something but yes, you can do both. So I would have this thing against my ear? I never had a transfer of the LTE network while I'm talking so I'd have two things beam into my brain I don't see how this is good. Yeah, I think instead of the global warming we should be looking into this more. Craig Harbison in Hamilton Ohio 5433 has got a couple douchebag call outs and they're listening to real guests from the universe for a couple of years now and have tried hitting many people in there
2:16:45 in their proverbial mouths, but only a few stick in my mind as worthy of calling out is douchebags. Okay? Or douchebags of the highest order It is my meager request that you call out Ben Dorin Kevin Stewart Dooshbags! Frank Kessler. Dooshbags! It's a trifecta of titillating, terrible dooshbags that are all rich and holding out on you guys. Oh no... So don't hold back He says another note is interesting His company was purchased and he was assigned as employee number 33
2:17:31 I get onward. Barry Coggins... Wait, wait, wait! He might as well do his little request. Come on! What was his request? If at all possible can i get an I like bugs followed by Can you see that juice? Okay And I have to say that more and more people who I know who listen to the show are really all over the bug thing Good. Everyone sees it, there's you know crickets and cream It's all over the place When I see bugs i want to stomp on them, swap them, raid them Bomb them, bomb them, and bomb them again Oh my gosh! Can you see that juice? I don't know what happened to that original jingle oh here is it There we go sorry about that Bugs bugs bugs Mmmmm
2:18:21 Tastes like poop. Nice! Indeed. Barry Coggins in Parts Unknown, $50 and 27 cents and then we have a few 50-dollar donors including Kevin Johnson in Phoenix Arizona Christopher Walker in De Pere Wisconsin Adam Beck in Lost Wages Nevada Matthew Janiszewski in Chicago Illinois Keith Powell in Swansea Newport UK And Robert Aminullah in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Justin Barber in Los Angeles, California and last but not least Sir Brett Farrell in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. So we want to thank you 13 folks for supporting the No Agenda Show on this first show of November. Second show of November it is. On the second show of November reflecting
2:19:16 the show that was just played on November 1st because this would be the, oh we liked the show so much and I you know kind of thing. So our first okay second show in November on the second show of November. I got an extra karma for Richard Beavers who wrote me this morning, hey Adam this isn't about the show or anything but my dad is going in for surgery to have a brain tumor removed today and I would really appreciate some karma so I'll just give that to him right there we protect people whenever we can And thank you to the people who did donate today. That is, of course always appreciated and there are a couple of people below the $50 level Ford I see one three forty nine ninety nine so we have a lot of four dollar guys which i really think it's a great donation the four dollars a week right
2:20:04 And that is appreciated. Two bucks a show, I mean we give two or three hours... When we started this we were talking about movie tickets about a night to the movie is 2 times $7.00. It's gone up! Yeah it's almost double since we started the show at $13 at Violet Crown here and I saw the movie Truth which you probably talk about that in a second Okay, yeah anyway so well anyway. Thank you so much and nightings yes We have a night and we have some birthdays to vorac org slash N It's your birthday, birthday. I know that you're here! And we say happy birthday to Rick Dolshini he turns 48. Rick Shrich-McCutcheon II says happy birthday to his brother Mark who celebrates uh...his twenty fifth birthday today Susan says happy birthday to her brother Dave Bradley Shellnut says happy birthday to his brother Matthew Shellnut and we say a big happy belated birthday to Mimi Dvorak celebrated yesterday October 4th thirty nine years old
2:21:07 39 then you like the young chickies don't you good work. Good work, good work. Good work. Yes we have a black knight Tim Abel A B E L able or abil I think it's a bell A-B-E-L could be anything. Double L, double L, double L, double L Oh a bell? I'd say a bell Somehow we missed his knighting so we have a black knight today John So if you can grab your sword How did that happen? I don't know but the back office confirmed Here we go Tim Abel step up my friend We're so sorry but were very happy You supported the best podcast in the universe for about $1000 or more And we are very happy now to pronounce again The Sir Tim Abel Black Knight
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